So my sweetie and I were in St Catharines for the day, and were looking for a place to eat. As we were pulling into the parking lot at Fairview Mall to run some errands, she spotted this sign with an utterly absurd company name on it. So for the rest of the afternoon, we kept joking about going to the Overweight Person Whose Parents Weren't Married to Each Other Burrito Company. So, when it came time to order supper, I just had to order from there, right?
On their web site (and, I presume, in store), you can select your tortilla (grain and size), protein, and toppings, just like Harvey's or Subway, only burritos. They also offer corn chips with your choice of salsa or guacamole. The chips come hot in a paper bag, and as near as we could figure out, having them nacho style is not an option. But even without the cheese, their hot corn chips are really good (although oversalted).
There is also a wide selection of drinks, but even though they offer Jarritos, it doesn't show up as a drink option when you're selecting your burrito and other options (including the chips and most of their drink offerings. To see Jarritos, you have to go into the drinks section of the menu specifically.
You can order for pickup (which is what I did, since we were staying only a few blocks away), or have it delivered by DoorDash, Skip the Dishes, or Uber Eats. This location doesn't have indoor (or outdoor) seating. (It's on the outside of the mall, not in the food fair.)
The food was good, and fresh. It may not have been the best burrito I've ever had, but then again, I was picking my own toppings, and an actual Mexican may have made better choices. And we're always happy to find Jarritos, especially when we're looking for Mexican food. read more