I have been driving past this place for a long time and meaning to give it a try. Every time I pass it's packed with people and the one time I did try to get in on the spur of the moment without booking I was turned away. As you can see then I had high hopes for this south American barbecue restaurant that has an all you can eat salad bar and waiters that bring various different kind of meats around and cut them from the skewers until you beg them to stop. Upon being shown to our table we we're asked if we had been before and when we said no it was explained to us that it was an all you can eat Brazilian barbecue restaurant. Ok a bit picky I know but why then is it called El Vaquero (Spanish) and not O Vaqueiro (Portugese) for The Cowboy? I would imagine the owners are very much NOT Brazilian. Never mind I thought and we ordered our wine, which to get a vaguely decent bottle came in at £30, and headed off to the salad bar. The salad was really very nice with a tasty and varied selection including fried plantain, avacado etc. After the salad came the meat onslaught all different kinds but tellingly and very dissapointingly for me no pork of any description which is a real shame as I love bbq pork, even the sausages were beef lamb or chicken. The biggest problem however was that it just wasn't very good, the majority of the meat was bland and not well seasoned the honey and mustard chicken was nice but was very fatty pieces of what I assume was thigh fillet. When you consider that you pay just under £25 per person for this I was not impressed. The poor value for money encourages you to stuff yourself in a type of debauchery akin to the final days of the Roman empire, all that was missing was a chaise lounge and someone feeding me grapes. All in all with wine 2 coffee's and service the bill came in at £90, for this type of food in this zone 4 location that is vastly over priced. They really need to up the quality to justify these prices, I can only assume it's always packed with first timers like us, or people with too much money. read more