AVOID THIS BADLY AGING RELIC!!
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In a phone call with me this evening, El Meson owner Pedro Garcia, went on an unhinged tirade while making it extremely clear he didn't think it was a big deal that his hostess violated the law when she informed me she was told Service Dogs had to sit outside. Not only is this blatantly illegal, it's also shocking this was said on a July afternoon in Houston, Texas.
Mr. Garcia was FURIOUS I called to discuss the issue and to ask for his assurance his staff would be told the law about Service Dogs. That's it. I didn't want so much as a free iced tea. I simply wanted his assurance no other disabled person would be illegally mistreated. He was ENRAGED.
He alternatively said he had "informed his staff" and that he didn't need to inform his staff because "everyone knows".
Mr. Garcia was possibly the most unpleasant, unprofessional and childish adult I've ever spoken with and I've spent a lifetime in family, personal injury and immigration law as well as working closely with death row inmates, each of whom I'd trust to prepare a meal from a prison cell before I'd trust the seemingly unstable rage-a-holic Mr. Garcia. He must be a real joy to work for . . .
Speaking of which, I hope his employees know their jobs are hanging on by a thread because during his temper tantrum, he told me he didn't know if he could make payroll next week. I suggested alienating his loyal customers of decades, like me and my colleagues, is not the best way to stay in business.
I can't imagine why so many of his formerly loyal customers are staying away in such numbers that he doesn't know if he can pay his staff when so many quality restaurants have lines out the door and are even expanding. Hmmmmmm. What could possibly be the problem? LOL
When was the last time you heard anyone say, "We had a great meal at El Meson!" I'd guess around 2010. Maybe. If your parents or grandparents want a taco or enchilada and to get home for Wheel of Fortune at 6:30, and the line at Taco Bell is too long, maybe El Meson will satisfy them.
However, for those wanting a great meal with outstanding service, each of these local spots are far superior options than the tragically disappointing, self-destructing, El Meson:
Mi Luna Tapas Restaurant & BarThis vibrant Montrose spot delivers authentic Spanish tapas with Moorish flair, from garlic shrimp and paellas to lively shareable plates that turn every meal into a festive gathering. The warm hospitality, excellent sangria, and occasional flamenco nights make it a joyful, high-energy alternative that captures the spirit of a true Spanish night out.Address: 888 Westheimer Rd, Suite 126, Houston, TX 77006Website: milunatapasbar.com
Barcelona Wine BarWith an impressive Spanish and Mediterranean wine list and a menu of flavorful tapas and paellas, this lively Montrose favorite feels like a stylish slice of Barcelona right in Houston. The inviting atmosphere, excellent shared plates, and extensive by-the-glass selections make it perfect for casual evenings or groups looking for great food and wine.Address: 1731 Westheimer Rd, Houston, TX 77098Website: barcelonawinebar.com/location/houston
BCN Taste & TraditionThis Michelin-starred Montrose gem elevates Spanish cuisine with refined traditional and modern dishes, including standout suckling pig, perfectly executed octopus, and signature patatas bravas. Intimate and elegant, it offers an exceptional fine-dining experience that consistently ranks among Houston's very best Spanish restaurants.Address: 4210 Roseland St, Houston, TX 77006Website: bcnhouston.com
MADA stylish and energetic River Oaks District destination, MAD brings creative Spanish tapas, wood-fired rice dishes, and inventive gin & tonics in a glamorous, nightlife-inspired setting. The bold flavors, beautiful presentation, and lively vibe make it a standout for both special occasions and fun nights out.Address: 4444 Westheimer Rd, Suite C180, Houston, TX 77027Website: madhouston.com
BasoThis Heights standout dazzles with Basque-inspired live-fire cooking, seasonal Gulf ingredients, and inventive dishes that earn high praise (including Michelin recognition). The open kitchen, dramatic hearth cooking, and thoughtful, high-quality plates create an exciting and memorable dining experience.Address: 633A W 19th St, Houston, TX 77008Website: basohtx.com
Costa Brava BistroThis charming Bellaire bistro thoughtfully blends Spanish and French traditions into refined yet approachable dishes, with excellent paella, seafood, and classic preparations. Intimate and welcoming, it delivers consistent quality and gracious service that make it a beloved neighborhood favorite for special meals.Address: 5107 Bellaire Blvd, Suite 100, Bellaire, TX 77401Website: costabravabistro.com
Check out El Meson's alarming Health Department inspection from January of 2026! read more