You really want a tip? DO NOT EAT AT THIS FLIPPING RESTAURANT! Okay, as per my parents & my upbringing, I'm obliged to say something positive before I say something negative.
So, about the guacamole appetizer, it's made table side & was very good. The beer was pretty cold as well. HOWEVER, we both ordered the Chicken Fajitas. I'm in my early 40's folks & NEVER have I eaten chicken in a fajita that was BOILED! No char, no grill, no seasonings, nothing. Just boiled. Not just that, but the veggies that came along with it were TOTALLY RAW!? RAW people RAW! Onions, green peppers, all raw!? If it weren't for the sizzling platter they arrived on they would have seen NO heat WHATSOEVER! Which begs to ask, "What the freggin' hell took our orders so long to make it to the freaking table?" It's like they just walked it through a warm freaking room & declared them cooked!? Also, our orders arrived with no re-fried beans, pico, sour cream or salsa! Nothing? We were SO confused!
Okay, I'm a trooper so I sucked all of that up. That is until I UNFORTUNATELY sucked something else up. People, I KID you not when I say I pulled a 6" grey/pale hair out of my mouth & throat that was wrapped around my BOILED chicken! OMG!
Not wanting to make a scene I quietly asked our waiter if there was a pretty blonde girl [hopefully. dear god i begged hopefully] OR, a grey haired old man that worked in the kitchen & I showed him the hair. A few moments later a man [who we assumed was a manager] asked if we wanted another entree. "Ummm, no thank you!" we replied, then he asked us if we wanted desert. Again, we politely declined.
Now, in all fairness this manager did [VERY RELUCTANTLY] offer us 50% off our bill but again we declined. By accepting his offer we felt that it would diminish or even discredit our initial complaint. We just wanted to be believed.
Anyway, a long story short, what manager in their RIGHT FREAKING MIND would allow their patrons who requested a to-go box ONLY FOR THEIR FREAKING DOGS TO FEED UPON to leave without INSISTING on offering ANY concession whatsoever to get them back?! No manager EVER, that's who!
Lastly I'll say, if you DO decide to eat at this vile culinary freaking train wreck, [god i wished i could curse in this freaking site!] take a look at the [large] typed note management has taped to the counter by the bar phone that reads in short, "EMPLOYEES! IF WE CATCH YOU USING THIS PHONE FOR PERSONAL REASONS WE WILL WRITE YOU UP!" Ya, seriously classy you dolts. It appears you treat us as well as you do your employees so I guess we shouldn't be offended. Yep, GO TEAM EL BRUNO MANAGEMENT! You people seriously suck. Choke on our 60 bucks! read more