Where do I start.
This was the worst breakfast I have ever had.
My experience started sour when we first walked in, with almost all of the tables empty and a stench that was some rancid combination of a decaying building and melted plastic. I was ushered to my table, where coffee was served soon after. Water came briskly... 7 minutes later, which I later learned came from a pitcher on a table 10 steps away from me. The water tasted good.
We ordered pancakes and something called the Texas special. Originally the Texas special came with 3 pieces of french toast, however we wanted 4 instead. After telling the waitress that we wanted 4 pieces instead of 3, she commented "You are very hungry boys." We chuckled, however we did not understand the full significance of this statement until the food came out. The wait time for the food was average.
After the wait, the waitress came over with our food. My blueberry pancakes looked promising, as did everything else. The Texas Special, however, was not exactly what we ordered. The waitress misinterpreted what we had ordered, and thought that we had wanted 4 pieces of french toast IN ADDITION to the included 3. Since there were two orders of the Texas Special, 14 pieces of french toast was delivered to the table. We now understood the meaning of her previous statement. Our confusion with this later turned into great relief, but only after trying the pancakes. The pancakes tasted like cardboard covered with old flour. The restaurant seemed to know this, so they drenched them in copious amounts of powdered sugar and maple syrup. Both were flavorless. One bite was nauseating. The frozen blueberries in the middle did it little justice. The french toast had taste, but it was still bad. We shared the extra french toast as a last resort. The eggs tasted like the air in the restaurant and the bacon was chewy like greasy cardboard.
Our experience got so bad that when we saw a young family of 3 enter and sit down, my group and I considered telling them to leave to avoid the torture we had endured.
With tip, the bill for the 5 of us came to $100. I would have rather watched that money burn.
The following day we ate at The Daily Paper across the street, saving 40 dollars and our stomach. The food there was delicious. Go there. Do not go to The Egg and I. read more