It's a big, sprawling place, busy busy and pretty pretty inside. I'll give them five stars for…read morecircuses-It is a beautiful room.
They serve something resembling food there.
But I wasn't able to find it on the menu.
I should have known better. When you see a wide variety of dishes on the menu, including ethnic ones, (And this is certainly not an ethnic restaurant), The red flags are hoist high, the antennae are up, And suspicion is the order of the day.
Of course, that didn't stop me from ordering ethnic shit for dinner.
My dumb ass.
I saw crab rangoon in the appetizer list. I happen to love crab rangoon. I've had crab rangoon in Chinese shitholes, and still found them edible. Crab Rangoon, as offered by Cheesecake Factory are actually open‑faced (kind of). I really didn't taste any crab in the paltry schmear of cheese contained therein. They were hard to eat, needing one to snap off all of the "wings", then try to dip them in the small amount of sauce provided. The whole thing was a lesson in frustration, as the portion of sauce was about three millimeters deep. To be fair, they really weren't that bad, and they tasted like many things, none of which were crab rangoon.
My dinner of bad judgment proceeded with something called Jamaican shrimp. They were billed as being hot and spicy.
They weren't.
The shrimp themselves were actually fresh, but the gloppy sauce they were served in didn't do them any justice. On the plate there were some fried plantains, not too bad. Some rice and black beans, both timidly seasoned, and some sort of cold pineapple salad, which had a savory tinge to it. I et the shrimp, plantains, and about half of the pineapple. The remainder of the plate went back to the kitchen.
Wife swung with the scampi over spaghettini. Again, the shrimp were pretty fresh, The sauce looked pretty but tasted dull.
As we ploughed through our entrees, we gazed longingly at our grandson's burger, but that didn't look like a bargain either.
I HAD to order a piece of cheesecake because...Cheesecake Factory.
There are two pages of cheesecakes in the menu, with every combination of toppings you can think of. The tiramisu cheesecake stood out for me. I should have stood out from ordering it. You might think that tiramisu and cheesecake is a match made in heaven.
It's not. Then again, there was no hint of "Tiramisu" flavor in the dish.
I got the cheesecake "to go", and it came with a big glob of whipped cream, which held its exact shape all through the ride home, even with jostling of the container. It was the best thing I ate all day.
The whipped cream, that is. If it was whipped cream at all.
In summation, it was a thoroughly disappointing feed. I'm throwing two stars because the shrimp were fresh, and the service was pretty good.
Eat somewhere else...