I felt it necessary to provide a somewhat detailed review of our dining experience at Demi. I almost never take the time for things like this, but given the price, I thought I would share. In a way, my hand was forced by a personal insult that I will describe at the end.
This is our second time dining at Demi. The first time was actually pretty good. That said, my wife and I really wanted it to be special, so maybe that was a factor in our assessment. Nonetheless, we went back to enjoy their "tasting menu" again.
Upon arrival, you are offered a customized cocktail based on your general description of your likes and dislikes. I indicated I liked Mezcal and would enjoy something with a touch of heat. I was given a drink that was literally described as a "Margaretta" with tequila and it was average at best. And, unless I'm mistaken, those two cocktails were $40. To be fair, my wife's cocktail was very nice.
The first item was described as a chorizo and baked potato broth. We did not taste chorizo at all, and it was very bland. I understand it's a precursor to prepare you for your meal, but it was flavorless. This was followed by 3 tiny "tarts" and, although small, they were interesting. They didn't "wow" us, but we did feel we were on track for a great meal. The first substantial dish was cured salmon. Honestly, it was incredibly bland. We kind of shrugged our shoulders and figured we had more to come so it would probably get better. The next dish was by far the best. It was a foie gras terrine with a riff on stuffing accompanying it. It was delicious. Unfortunately, this is also the point where the meal went downhill fast.
The next dish was sturgeon, and I am not exaggerating when I say it was horrible. It did not taste fresh. It was overcooked. The only other flavor in the dish was beets. The terrible fish taste would linger on our palate throughout the rest of the meal. This was followed by a squid mousse ravioli, and I was ready for anything to get the sturgeon taste out of my mouth. Again, although it was a recovery of sorts, the texture was not great, and the flavor was average. The next item was a porchetta dish - think canned stew with beans. That's' all I can say about it. Then next item was a veal dish and honestly, it was also terrible. On one occasion on a camping trip, I had a piece of fried spam. This was the consistency and flavor of that - period. This was then followed by some dessert items. I'm not a dessert person but my wife is, and I trust that her underwhelmed assessment was accurate. You may be wondering, did we complain? In short, yes. After the sturgeon and the spam we mentioned that we weren't loving it and the general attitude was, "Aww... Ok. Let's try the next dish." No, we weren't jerks about it. Maybe we should have been.
Finally, the drink parings. While the drinks (and the dishes) are described in detail by the staff, for the cost, there were only a couple that I thought were not only very good, but well paired with the meals. Also, the pours were shockingly tiny. I get it that they don't want to be sending drunk people out into the night (and I agree), but I'm 6'1" and 200 lbs. I think I can handle more than a few tablespoons per dish. Enough to sip before the dish and a couple of sips during the dish would have been nice - nope.
At the end of the meal, you're presented with a list of "add-ons" that you can order, and they weren't cheap. At this point, I couldn't wait to leave. And, if this weren't enough for us to feel like we'd probably never go back, later that evening, I posted one picture on social media (judge me if you want - I like to take pictures of food and other things). I should note that it was the dish that I thought was excellent! In my post, I did say that it was the "only" exceptional dish of the evening. I didn't elaborate further. The next morning, there was a personal insult on my post from a person that I don't even know. With literally two seconds of looking at this person's profile out of curiosity, I realized that it was from the spouse/partner of one of the servers. Unbelievable. Interestingly, this was the one server that we thought was pretentious and disengaged. This was made even more ironic because one of her tattoos was of a whisk on her forearm. You'd think if you're committed to food enough to get that tattoo, you would care about your guest! This was the final straw for me that caused me to write this review.
Growing up in Minnesota, I know about "Minnesota Nice" and sometimes I think this results in many of us staying quiet when we shouldn't. And food prep that involves some tweezers must be good - maybe not. And if something feels exclusive it must be good - maybe not. Additionally, I think when you're spending almost $700 for a meal for 2 people, you almost want to force yourself to think it was special - It was not. It might have been a 2-star review, but if I'm subject to insults for my opinion, it'll be 1-star. read more