Dear Fellow Yelpers,
For the first time ever, you let me down. While in ABQ for the Balloon Fiesta (an amazing experience for another review...) my boyfriend thought we ought to give a sushi place a try. "I'll look on Yelp!" I said, and quickly pulled up Crazy Fish, with reviews that made me think it might be the best sushi we would ever have short of Little Tokyo.
Boy, was I wrong. The edamame was good at least. We ordered a spicy salmon roll, a New Mexico roll (crab, green chile, etc), a shrimp tempura roll, and a Vegas roll. When the waiter brought the rolls to the table, they LOOKED good. Everyone's sushi looked good when I walked by, too. But then I took a bite.
I started with the Vegas roll, which was thick with tempura and didn't appear to have any seaweed holding it together. Could it be that the deep friend batter was holding all of the rice, cream cheese, and crab in place? No way. Yes way. It tasted like a grilled cheese sandwich with its thick breading and overstuffed cream cheese filling, which I guess wouldn't have been so bad, except that I'd ordered a Vegas roll. Pass.
Next, I tried the New Mexico roll. I suspected that this would be similar to the Arizona rolls I've had in Tucson: essentially a California roll with a hint of the regional pepper to make it a bit more interesting. In Arizona, you get the spicy goodness of a jalepeno mixed in. The New Mexico roll meant green chile. Unfortunately, that's all I tasted. Again, not so bad, except that I ordered a sushi roll. The flavor lingered and didn't get better as time went on. Pass.
Lastly, I tried the shrimp tempura roll. This was the roll that killed my appetite for sushi. It tasted like salt water, and not in a fresh seafood kind of way. It was the worst bite of sushi I've ever had. Even my boyfriend despised it, and he's the least picky eater I know.
At this point, there was no way I was going to venture into the salmon roll. My boyfriend asked for the check, and when the waiter seemed shocked at how much we didn't eat, he asked what was wrong. My boyfriend said we just weren't into it. The waiter seemed pissed, but did remove my Diet Coke and our edamame from the bill. At the end of the evening, we ended up spending $35 for a few bites of sushi and some items from the Dollar Menu at Mcdonalds. Yes, Crazy Fish, drove me to McDonalds after my experience. And I hate McDonalds.
On another note, do not be fooled when you hear the staff boast that they only use real crab meat in their sushi. This only means something when you can taste the crab and there is a sizable amount with the roll. I think that part of the problem with the lack of flavor was that they skimp on real crab rather than just use Krab.
So that's how you betrayed me, Yelpers. I guess you can't win them all, and I will give you another chance. Just please don't let me down again. Fool me once...
xoxoxo
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