Let me start by stating the obvious, at least in my opinion, this Crafty Crab is not the best crab boil place I have visited in the last year; not in the last month either. In fact it ranks at the bottom of my list. Not really awful, but not great either; just meh.
To start, just like this area of University the place is shabby. You can tell they remodeled it, but still rather shabby. The restrooms were relatively clean though which is a plus.
And our server. BRITTANY, was fabulous. Wish I could transport her to the Crazy Crab in Davie where I think the food is better prepared and fresher. She was attentive, engaging and seemed like she genuinely liked what she was doing. It made our experience great and is the only reason why I gave two stars instead of one.
So onto the food and drinks. I will start with the drinks. You might think this review is extra critical and it probably is. At the end of this review it will all become clear.
As far as craft beer, they don't have great offerings. They did have Goose Island IPA in the mix and it was on draft, but Goose Island IPA is not really considered craft, at least not in the microbrew sense. Couldn't find a beer I liked, so I ordered a shot of Crown Royal. It was $10. OUCH! Also ordered a long Island iced tea. It was probably the worst long Island I have ever tasted out. It was either premixed and had gone bad, or their sour mix had gone bad. Sent it back and they tried to make us a new batch which was just as bad. I honestly think the guy in the front who was supposed to be the bartender has not had any formal training, because he made the drink like a friend of mine who doesn't really drink. It was really awful.
Onto the food. It was your typical crab bowl fare. We ordered crab, shrimp, clams, green mussels and sausage between the 3 of us. We all got our own separate boils. I got 1/2 lb of clams, shrimp and green mussels with sausage. The boil came with potatoes and corn. I opted for the garlic butter sauce with a medium canjun seasoning. The butter sauce reminded me of the butter you get at the movies. I honestly have had better crab boils.
So here is really why I couldn't give Crafty Crab on University anywhere near a good rating. About an hour or so after I ate their food, it went right through me. And that was quite an unpleasant experience because I was shopping at the Sawgrass mall and their bathrooms are like hot stinking saunas. Ummm, yuck!!!
Crafty Crab on University, no thanks, but l would happily be willing to be served by BRITTANY anywhere. And just as a suggestion, try finding a bartender who can actual mix a good long Island iced tea. I promise you it is not hard to make a decent one if you follow any recipe you might find on the internet. read more