The Cloakroom is hands down the best Gentlemen's club in the area. It all begins with the presentation. The moment you walk inside you are greeted and explained the rules and shown to your seat by a staff member. The layout of the club is very fancy. From the plush seats to the vip area, everything in there has been designed with a guest experience in mind. The servers are some of the friendliest. If any issues should arise, management is always close by to resolve it. The dj's are some of the best around. Finally the featured performers they bring every month has been out of this world. Christy Mack, Lisa Ann and Stormy Daniels have performed and they have all been memorable evenings. Give the Cloakroom a spin, all other clubs in DC will seem like amateur night. read more

I'll start off by saying that the cloakroom is for sure a nice club, it's clean and feels like a high end Club. Drinks were good. The hostess when you walk in was awesome.. my biggest complaint is they could do better on the entertainment side of things. They for sure need more dancers by the end of the night we had seen the same girls at least 5 times each (in the cloakroom defense they are looking for more dancers) next thing is idk if it's a dc rule or just cloakroom but they are crazy strict on how to dancers interact with customers. Example I have been to Miami 3 times and been to 4 different strip clubs down there and everyone the girls made you feel comfortable and relaxed. You could get a shoulder rub, you could get a lap dance in private room for 40$ a song. Then if u wanted vip room is when you pay the big money. At the cloakroom it's Ethier a table dance with no privacy for 50$ a song. Or you could go upstairs they wanted 1500$ for 30 mins at least that's what I got offered. Then when I said no the girl got attitude with me. They could make a lot more money if they did things like a normal strip club and offered lap dances and then if you want longer pay the money for the vip rooms. We had fun don't get me wrong but I wish there was more thought into the entertainment side read more

Went there recently with my wife to check it out and see how "couples friendly" this place is. It has great potential if they tweak it a little... First, the positive... the atmosphere is great. The club looks like it's in Las Vegas or Philly.. It's clean and classy. The host, a guy named Jalro, is outstanding.. friendly, professional, he made us feel immediately welcome, and checked up on us from time to time.. He's an asset to the place for sure. The service was very good. Waitress was friendly and non pushy, and checked up on us often, but not enough to pressure us. The negative... Costs $40 entry fee! $20 each... This includes one drink each, but still! To charge a couple that much will scare 95% of them away. The club was close to empty at the time too! Jalro came to the rescue though, and waved the entry fee fro us when we politely declined and were about to leave... good move for a new club! Thanks Jalro! Two beers were $22, but without a cover, that's not bad. The layout on the main floor is odd.. the the main seating area with hightop tables sight lines makes you look past the bar to see the dancers.. we felt far away... the upstairs VIP are looks inviting, but it;s "invitation only" whatever that means.. the VIP balcony areas are $1000 an hour... ouch! Even in DC not many can or will afford that... Lastly but most importantly, the dancers are NOT friendly to couples... My wife and I sat for an hour and not one came up to speak to us. Would have loved to have gotten her a lap dance ($100 for each 10 minutes!) But none even tried or offered. We've heard dancers don't like other women in these places, but this is 2018, and couples make up a large population of strip club patrons these days. My wife is by anyone's standards, gorgeous, so you'd think some of the bi girls working there would have jumped at the chance... we left disappointed from that standpoint... We will try again and give this place another chance as it has potential if they lower or eliminate the cover charge, and encourage the dancers to be more couple friendly...... Enjoy! read more

We had a really fun time here due to some great staff! We came here by chance on a Saturday night, we were out for a girls night and since this place was close and none of us had been here since it had opened we decided to come in. The $20 cover charge was fine, not ideal but fine, but we had no idea what to do once we got in. We kind of stood around not knowing if we should go upstairs or stay downstairs or what (9 of us girls just blocking the entrance way). It wasn't until Jairo came around to ask us what we were here for and invited us to take a seat in a booth. He said "since you're here you might as well have a good time." He's smart, he took care of us, we were happy and because of him (no pressure or even mention) we decided to get bottle service. He took care of us throughout the night checking in on us and making sure that we were having a good time. The bottle service girl that we had at our table was so FUN. I wish I had gotten her name, seriously, if it weren't for those two, we wouldn't have had as good of an experience. Throughout the night some dancers were great and some acted as if they didn't want to be there, typical, but we were hoping that it wouldn't be like that. Additionally, it was really quiet on a Saturday night. The inside is beautiful and for sure the nicest in DC. One more negative was that the music was terrible. The service that we got was 5 stars, ambiance was 5 girls were a 4 but the music was a 3 and that's pushing it. I hope that something there changes because our party moods kept getting killed with the music. We probably would've drank a lot more with some upbeat and fun tunes. Without Jairo and our bottle service girl, we wouldn't not have had as good of a time and it would have been a 3 star experience. Give them a raise and get a new DJ! read more

So have designer ripped Lucky brand jeans and denied access at 845pm on a Sunday night. This place will do well.

Incredibly disappointing. I can understand that COVID has taken its toll on a lot of establishments but this place opened up when it clearly wasn't ready too. There is no live entertainment on stage currently so instead they just run a projector screen with awkward videos of dancers mildly coordinating themselves around a pole. Mind you these dancers on screen looked great but none of them were in attendance that evening that were in the videos. I emailed in advance to discuss bottle service and VIP packages for my brothers 21st birthday and got no reply. I decide to go on opening day anyways and talk to the "assistant manager" and show her my email and she knows absolutely nothing about it and didn't seem to make a strong effort to do anything to promote any kind service for my brothers birthday. Worst part was after sitting down with my brother and having about 3 drinks each over the course of 40 minutes...not a single girl made an effort to sit with us or talk to us. The place wasn't even busy so i can only assume that the ladies weren't making the rounds because they were sitting with the handful of regulars in attendance. Bartender even sat down a handful of times with people and hugged them and talked to a few people but not my brother and I. We were spending money so I'm not sure what the issue was especially because after being seated the bouncer said he was going to bring us some girls. But nope. Almost an hour with no entertainment. Can hardly call it a gentlemen's club experience. The overpriced drinks were made really well and are actually a decent size for cocktails. Save your time and money and come back when this place is actually ready to open. read more

Best club I have EVER been too. The club is beautiful, but what really had me in "aw" was the light system above the stage. It's so much fun, so much positive energy, so much structure, so many beautiful girls. Will be back! Thanks for a good time! read more

This past weekend was my first time here and I cannot rave enough about Cloakroom!! The atmosphere, the music, the lights, it was so fun and the service was amazing. Carolina was the bartender that we got drinks from and she was fantastic!! So friendly and easy to talk to, great conversation, and not to mention easy on the eyes! Her drinks were just as wonderful as she was. All the other girls also seemed so nice. I recommend Cloakroom to anybody who is looking for a fun night out! I know where I'm going this weekend! read more

Classiest club in DC. Great deals on drinks for Happy Hour. Rooftop is amazing when spring strikes and has a cigar night on Wednesday.

Let me start by saying this place is amazing. Super clean and the women were beautiful. I celebrated my bachelor party weekend here and had the VIP service. And I can't remember her name due to my bad memory lol but she was the 4'10 Columbian queen she was amazing me and my friends will remember this night forever. I also want to thank the club for being very attentive always replacing empty glasses and pouring our drinks for us. Great job!!! And if you know who I'm speaking of please pass this review along. read more

There is a 20 cover (and it doesn't come with a drink as some previous reviewers indicated). Again, I get they do it because if they didn't some dudes would just camp out, not tip, or buy drinks. If I gotta pay $20 in drinks or $20 in cover, that makes no nevermind to me. They would not let me wear my baseball cap and I got mixed feelings about it. I'm a pretty ugly dude so it's really in the interest of all the staff and patrons as much of my face to be covered up as possible. I would have preferred it if the bouncer told me outside so I could have just left but the guy who advised me of the rule at the cover cashier was professional and courteous-no drama. The aesthetic layout of the club is probably the best in DC when it comes to the strip club milieu. I wouldn't say they're #1 when it comes to dancers but they're not last either. When I got in at 1 am they had like all the dancers go up on the stage at once; there must have been like 15+ ladies. It almost made me raise an eyebrow which is a HUGE compliment from a dude like me (trust me - you don't want to know). The music is fine; I've never been to a strip club where the music is good (to me) but it's good for TNA shaking which is the point, right? All the staff: bouncer, greeter dude (see above), bartenders, most of the dancers (find me a club with 100% awesome dancers and send me their address, please), check in peeps, were all excellent. The sound system itself was solid. All the ladies are hot - I mean - obviously. I can't find any flaws with Cloakroom's fit. I don't think I'll be back because of the wardrobe policy but that shouldn't deter you. That's just my own damage. And you can see from the perfect rating I gave, I did not let it affect my review. read more

I caught feelings for one of this establishment's entertainers whose gorgeous level was completely maxed out. Seriously, if this girl was a PC game, she would be on max settings. I really thought she was into me, but as soon as my pockets ran dry, she vanished like a fart in the wind. I spotted her dancing for another gentleman later on and couldn't help but feel cheated on. I know, I'm a sucker, but I'm really looking forward to going back in the future. It's a really nice place. read more

Love this place. Hands down the best gentlemen's club in dc. Its comparable to Vegas, plush design and an upscale atmosphere. The girls are gorgeous and friendly. Five stars read more

I've been to clubs all over the US, and I've never been to one where I've met a dancer that stands out to me until my visit here. Not sure if I'm spelling her name correctly but I just thought I should point out Cara was such an amazing entertainer. Beautiful, curvy, fun, great personality.. she had it all. Best private room experience I've had, I definitely recommend her. Next time I'm in DC I'll definitely be paying another visit. read more

Nice open space Interior decor well done with a plush feel. What really sets this place apart is the front doorman Julian a true host and a gentleman. I would say this is one of the better Gentlemans clubs in the DC area. Classy because women are made to feel welcome also. read more

This club is exactly what DC nightlife needed, it's not just a gentlemen's club and most definitely not a nightclub. It's like a paradise for men (although I saw a few couples). I came during happy hour and was given a poker chip that said free drink at the door. Bartender looked like a super model, and was very funny. I got dances from a couple different girls but the one that stands out was named Lola or lyla? Either way she was in her early twenties smoking hot and allot of fun in the private dance room. read more

Best in the city! The women , the upscale decor, Can't wait for the rooftop to open !

Nice spot. It was classy, clean, and I had a great time with my friends. Also, this place is really good to their neighbors and you can tell they are proud to be part of their community. read more

Cloakroom ambiance is definitely beautiful! The girls are also really pretty and very nice. Service is amazing, my drinks were made right on time. I'm sooooo excited that my fave dancer Nala is now working there. So now I have another excuse to frequent the cloakroom. read more

The people were really nice. I went there 40 minutes after they opened. I was courteously greeted by the guy at the entrance, the manager, the cashier, the bartender, and one of the 6-8 girls I saw wondering around. Cover was $20. That included a free drink. The problem is, not a single girl danced while I was there for 30 minutes+. One girl offered me time in the upstairs VIP area with prices starting at $150. Again, not a single person was dancing. What a drag. I cut my loses by enjoying my free drink and then left. (By the way, I went in there with $300 cash. I had every intention of spending it. But I left with $280.) read more

Normally I am very happy coming to the Cloakroom, but this past Thursday they had Christy Mack as feature and charged extra a admission for it and did not let anyone know that she would not be on stage until Midnight I had come in at 6:30 PM and left at 11:20pm, so it was definitely a let down the waitresses and the bartenders are great but this was not was promised. read more

This place is AWESOME! They have an "Eight-Hour Happy Hour" from 1:00pm-9:00pm where mixed drinks are FIVE BUCKS! INCLUDING TAX! You can't find a deal that good at a regular bar, let alone one with the (fantastic) extra bonus of beautiful naked women dancing! Seriously, if you are on a budget (or just cheap) you can spend hours here having a great time without breaking the bank! Dancers are gorgeous...some of the prettiest I've ever seen, and they don't bug you for money at all. Stage is huge and has cool movable lighting set-up like I've never seen before. Even the bathrooms are impressive (black toilets!...need I say more?) Club is super-nice and clean. Security staff is professional and friendly. Only "complaint" about the bartenders is that they are so pretty you wish they we're dancing too!! Definitely a place you could take a date without her thinking you are a creep; she'll have as much fun as you! Compared to most other clubs, Cloakroom is twice as nice and you'll spend a fraction of the money. Please don't change a thing, this place is the best! read more

A buddy and I stopped by Cloakroom on a random Tuesday night. Neither of us had been there before, but we heard it recently reopened, and it's recruited the best dancers and bartenders from all the DC stripclubs. Suffice it to say the rumors are true. Our positive experience began even before we entered the club, when the doorman/bouncer outside greeted us with courtesy and even humor, qualities that I'm guessing aren't common among stripclub bouncers. We headed upstairs where we met bartender Eleana, who was so beautiful, funny, and charming that we decided to stay until closing. She convinced us that shots were a good idea (Are shots ever REALLY a good idea?), and kept us entertained while we met a series of dancers who hung with us over the course of several hours. I could tell she has superior people skills, with her spunky, quirky humor, razor-sharp wit, and easy, amiable banter. While I don't frequent stripclubs (due to the prices), I'll be going back to Cloakroom to hang with Eleana. She made us feel like respected, welcome guests, rather than naïve ATM machines (the way most stripclubs make patrons feel). Kudos to Cloakroom for getting it right, especially in their choice in bartenders. read more