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    Cloakroom

    4.0 (63 reviews)
    Closed 8:00 pm - 3:00 am (Next day)
    Updated a few days ago

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    What's the vibe?
    Classy
    Good for groups
    Outdoor seating
    Happy hour specials

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    Nessa R.

    So.... Business Meetings in a city. Typically I like to take clients to a Gentleman's club over a bar. Why? Well, beautiful women and drinks never seem to fail. If a woman can withstand boobs she probably is an think outside the box type of woman. Well that's my take! So I'm here on a Monday. Wow... I'm not impressed. I'm walking up the steps and the two men leaving are talking about this isn't Stadium. Shoot. I'm reluctant to walk in but I'm here. You walk up and there it is the girl taking your $20 to come in. Now I read that it came with a drink however we were not offered that. Okay, so drinks, they are decent. I'm not a woman basher and I will not talk down about the females however it was a Monday. The bartender from Texas was gorgeous and I asked her if she gets the compliment of being the cutest woman in there. She smiled. I had money to spend. My partner sees a girl that finally catches the eye. I walk over and ask her to come over. She tells me dances are $100. I've never been there so I agree. After thinking about it, I ask the bartender to confirm. Nope that was for a dance at the top. Hmmmm. Well, now I feel like I'm being Hustled. No tips for you. We had money to spend and to give away. No dancers came up to us after their sets. The ones that walked by, I made sure to tip: they aren't there for nothing. Had all the girls demanded attention they each would have had tips from us for their entertainment. Lots of attire of the women were very different. I would have thought they would have been dressed elegantly given that this club is "up scale". Not so: the attire down grades this establishment. Wonder if it will last. Would I come back? Probably not. $20 not worth it in my opinion. Will definitely look for other venues to frequent. Michelle you were awesome! Back to reply to "Owner", 1. The picture was taken as soon as you walk in because your super nice security in the front said, "no pictures". After looking at other reviews with inside pictures and videos, it's evident that maybe they were allowed to take video and pictures to help with Yelp reviews. Now that is definitely interesting. 2. You mention that your girls don't hustle customers but one definitely tried to hustle me until the bartender confirmed a dance is only $20. Your dancer told me $100. 3. As far as your dancers not demanding tips, it's not per se a demand, it is simply them being hospitable. As a customer, I'm walking in your house, as you would with any guest (simple manners) I would think all the girls would be friendly and come and say hi, introduce themselves and market themselves. It's a gentleman's club. It's already nerve wracking coming in, the girls should be the ones to break ice and start a convo. 4. As far as me mentioning the other club, I gave my true experience and what the two men stated as they walked out. I have no bias and Yelp for other Yelpers to get a clear idea and experience.

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    3 months ago

    Best stripper club in Dc I've been there multiple times just to enjoy. They have good models and they keep switching in every 10 mins

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    2 years ago

    Watch out for wheelchair man. Don't expect to spend more than the $20 cover on the ladies. Won't be back.

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    2 years ago

    Best place in DMV , it has everything you want, great staff, great place, lots of parking.

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    3 years ago

    Definitely does not have a diverse group of ladies. Come here if you like them skinny with no curves ‍

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    4 years ago

    Best 30 minutes of my life, VIP worth my last 1k. I'll be back next paycheck. Selling my car, see you when the check hits.

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    The good sis Rose is that girl!! Let her know she needs to keep doing what she's doing!!! V hospitable!

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    Ask the Community - Cloakroom

    Can I get a private dance with my wife?

    Good Q! Absolutely! Come on over :)

    Hi what's the difference in table dance vs private dance?

    Hello, private dances are one on one in the champagne room. Table dances are on the main club floor on an elevated table.

    What ethnicity are the dancers? Is there a mixture or mostly caucasian?

    We are proud to have a very diverse selection of entertainers!

    Do you hire beginner level entertaininers who are over 18?

    Yes. We have a book of amazing entertainers who help each other learn and get better! So apply online and let the Manager know that you are new to the dancing world. Thank you

    Is there a dress code?

    smart casual- no baggy clothes, hats (unless they say Cloakroom on it), sandals, athletic wear...the usual.

    What type of music is played at this establishment?

    A lot of rock, hip hop and and you can ask the dj to play music you want the performers to dance to.

    Is this club 18+?

    Guests must be 21 and over. Entertainers, servers and front desk hostesses can be 18 years old.

    How much are the dances?

    They start at $60 and go up from there.

    Do you have a cigar lounge?

    No specific cigar lounge, but you can smoke cigars on our rooftop. We also have hand rolled cigars for purchase.

    Is this fully nude?

    Yes. Come by!

    Is this a fully nude club?

    yes

    What's the cover and lap dances?

    Cover is $20 but if you come in before 9pm, you get a free cocktail. Table dances are $40 for 2 songs and private rooms start at $60 for 2 songs and then go up from there.

    Is it a bar/club vibe where you can walk around? Or are you seated at a table the whole time?

    Hi! You can move around the venue. We do not confine you to any seating unless you request reserved seating. Thank you and hope to see you soon!

    Thinking about coming here for my bday, what does VIP get you?

    Hi Rico, We have many VIP options. Please contact Cristina@CloakroomDC.com for more information. We would love to host you!

    Whats the age restriction?

    Hi, We require guests to be 21 years and older.

    Is food sold here?

    Hi, Food is not sold here yet on a regular basis. You are more than welcome to order delivery to your table for now. Often times, we have guests go have dinner at one of the great restaurants nearby, and then they walk over to Cloakroom.

    Can you get lap dances?

    We have private rooms that guests can enjoy! Come by and experience the beauty and fun for yourself!!

    Is this club full nude? Can you touch the entertainers?

    Club is fully nude. Woohooo! Come and experience the fun for yourself. You will not be disappointed

    How about dances, what do they charge?

    dances start at $40 and go up from there

    Is there a cover?

    A drink in DC costs around $13-$17 average. So cover is practically nothing.

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    The House

    3.8(41 reviews)
    2.2 miPark View
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    If you hear someone say I am going to the house it can be read in a few ways after our recent…read moreexcursion. This is a review for "The House" where the spouse and I had the chance to partake on a Nasty, Paint, and Sip night. This establishment hosted the event and we got there slightly early where a guy with a big chain saying "NASTI" greeted us. Ok so you have something to spark conversation. So not Nasty with a Y but Nasti with an I. So what is the difference in "nasty" and "nasti"? Of course, I dare not ask it aloud but thoughts that pop in your head and have you wondering. He was the one putting on the event and gave us some background on some of the other cities where he had put this event on previously. I believe he said that he comes to DC at least monthly. Overall, the event was very cool and I contemplated posting the masterpiece I painted. On Yelp it might have some of you gasping. Took me a minute to get this current badge. Either way I called my painting "Dinner is Served." I hate the term gentleman's club as it is for everyone, but that is my opinion and view. The place was a bit small but perfect for the event. There were three stages, and the music was a good mix. Fun times for couples and many were there for a girl's night out what I saw. The laid back atmosphere makes this a fun place to checkout at anytime. The performers were all nice, good attitude, and most of all were putting on a show. I think many of them knew that this was more of an event than a regular night at this place. I know many are curious. Not sure how the wings are as these places supposedly have some good wings according to the documentary of these places I saw on Tubi.

    Very solid club. Beautiful Black women that are interactive. Staff is real attentive. Venue is…read moresmaller but nice. Can get $1s from behind the bar or atm. Bottle service offered. No food unfortunately. Would recommend.

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    The House Night Club Visit us at @thehouse3530 on X You must be 21 to play

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    Crystal City Restaurant - Grilled Chicken Sandwich

    Crystal City Restaurant

    3.3(127 reviews)
    3.9 miCrystal City
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    So I got this video on my Insta Feed:…read morehttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DWRkx4GgMUk/?igsh=MXQ3NWN5OHMxMmtzcg== And tbh I didn't think it was actually good but I knew I had to try for my self because the videos of the food looked solid! My friend and I decided to try out the happy hour menu and mannnnnn it did not disappoint. I ended up getting the Grilled Chicken Sandwich. Now sadly it was overcooked buttttttt man the patty was an amazing size and the sause like honey mustard and mayo really made the sandwich solidddddddd. But the best part of it was the price. $5.99 for that size sandwich with very tasty fries. You really can't beat it. Also the service I would like to say was very good. Sadly the ambiance could use some work as it does feel bit on the older side but still recommend trying the food here.

    No one picks up either number on the outdated website but the doorman confirmed on a Sunday eve…read morearound 9pm that the "kitchen is open until closing!" No cover, you seat yourself and a bartender eventually brings a menu upon request. Got a prime rib dinner that was certainly flavorful in a lot of sauce and saw eye-candy barely moving onstage, 1-2 songs depending if anyone tipped or not. After stage time, they make the round for tips too before going to work the enclosed cigar room next door. Decent number and types of dancers for a Sunday evening!

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    Club Sandwich - Honestly one of the best club sandwiches I've had.

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