So after yesterday's disappointments (please see previous review for context), we decided to reset the night and try Over/Under Sportsbook Rooftop Lounge--because at this point, all we wanted was good vibes and a decent drink. On the way up, the elevator stopped on the second floor and the music was hitting. Like... the kind of energy that makes you pause mid-step. But we stayed committed to the rooftop plan and kept going. Big mistake. We get to the rooftop and--sure, it's a sports bar, so every game is on, volume up, zero music. Which... fine, if that's your vibe. It just wasn't ours in that moment. So we did what any reasonable group would do--we turned right back around and went to investigate that second floor. Now, stepping off the elevator, it looks like a lounge. We walk in and are told there's a $20 cover. Slight pause. Slight confusion. I peek inside and see... let's just say, a very different type of entertainment. So naturally I ask, "Is this a strip club?" Yes. Yes, it is. At this point, curiosity wins. We pay the cover--and here's where the night takes a turn for the better: each of us gets a free drink coupon. After the prices we had just experienced earlier that day, this felt like a small victory. And honestly? No regrets. The dancers were talented and genuinely entertaining--not awkward, not forced, just a good time. The wings? Surprisingly amazing. Like, better-than-they-need-to-be amazing. And the drinks were solid too. Unfortunately, no pictures allowed, so you will have to take my word for it. Overall: came looking for a rooftop, ended up somewhere completely unexpected--and somehow had a better time than the places we planned to go. DC will humble you, but every now and then, it redeems itself. read more

Best stripper club in Dc I've been there multiple times just to enjoy. They have good models and they keep switching in every 10 mins

Definitely worth visiting the establishment, I drove 16+ hours from Florida to DC and definitely worth stopping by. DC is absolutely amazing, service was excellent because all the Staff treated me and my friend like a VIP. Great performance, drinks were amazing. Definitely affordable! read more

I visited DC for work and wanted to check out the nightlife. It was pretty slow for a Monday, but there was plenty of entertainment. I had a wonderful evening with Raven, who pleasantly introduced herself no more than 2 minutes after I sat down. The bar was fully stocked and tended by wonderful and beautiful bartenders. The music was fairly loud downstairs in the main level, making it challenging to talk with the dancers. It made the private room that much more enjoyable, to have the uninterrupted experience where it is just you and the dancer. The security is very serious regarding the private rooms and stage dancers, which I appreciate and respect. Overall, I would certainly visit again the next time I visit the DC area. Thank you for an enjoyable evening. read more

- 10 stars for strip club - $20 Saturday night entry fee - I love nudity - full nude - they get nude quick into the song - shaved and bald vagina varieties - models are really talented that upper body strength is quite impressive - no touching - plenty of Black girls plenty of space for tables - models do not solicit clients aggressively the way they do at other strip clubs - tight security they got rid of drunk patrons, and got rid of a guy who got too touchy read more

The girls were not friendly. We didn't get a menu therefore, we don't know if there was food. I had a French 75. It was average. The music was ok. There was no Dj. It was a playlist. The lighting was ok. It didn't add to anything. Overall...no razzle dazzle. My date gave me about a bunch of money to spend and none of the girls said hello. Therefore, none of them got any of it. We spent money at the bar, but that's it. We noticed the girls weren't friendly to anyone really at all. The customers were just watching and girls were not even saying hello to anyone. It was weird. read more

I love the atmosphere and the service! My guy Teddy is always hospitable and there to help with superb service. The bartender and waitresses are awesome and they keep the drinks flowing. Apryl is an excellent bartender and one of the sexiest entertainers in the club! read more

The place is very nicely done. One of the nicer looking nightclubs in town. Finding it a bit of a pain as it's just a floor sign and a dude sitting at the door. Dancers are very pushy. The bartender was an amazing conversationalist. Watch out for the upstairs dance hustles. Same as the other review, they will not tell you the prices of private dances until you are upstairs with the dancer and two bouncer guys. They stated that it would be $1000 starting for a room for 45 mins. When I said no thanks and started to walk away, they began to lower their prices but not by much. After that experience, I left. I didn't feel very safe after that experience. It felt like being shook down. In addition to that, the bartender was the only one that would chat. I will not be returning here. read more

They have high quality talent in Cloakroom. The energy was good. The table dance is difference in DC. Ask your server about the rules. Overall I recommend. Good experience. read more

ya know?!!! a lot of mixed reviews and I can agree with a lot of them. Some good and some not so good. Based on my short experience here are my comments. The good parts for me - I've only been here twice, on a Fri night after work and then on a Sat 10ish. The crowd is a little heavier on Sat. The variety of dancers, there is a mix. Are they International models from Brazil and Russia? Not that I could tell, but I did see a some nice talent in there, met a couple as well. Most are well mannered and it's a gig where they entertain....so don't fall too hard at first sight. :) I enjoyed myself. Going back for a second time and not right after work, I looked at the website for dress code and played it safe with a button up and slacks. To my surprise, t-shirts and shorts were plenty in the house when I arrived and after. Based on my observation, 75% of the patrons were very casual. Now this one will probably bug you out. I went with the intention of getting a private /room dance. And it was pretty $$$$ for 30 mins. Like over $500 steep. My first time, maybe that is the going rate, but I was very surprised. I'm talking I should have went VIP with some Bottles steep. So bare with me, second time to this establishment and I didn't notice one sign that tells you how much what service is what. Maybe find a solid answer before you go upstairs with your selection. *keep that in mind* From what I've learned, the price could be w/e the man says it is for me $$$$ and then $$ for you. It's hearsay based on comparing with a couple other ppl. You can touch, just not in those private areas and no kissing. They keep garment on and pasties while in immediate contact, but they can remove once they are a few feet from you. No touching while in "full display mode" though. Food: I didn't get any this time, the first time i got wings - pretty good. Ambience: club like Service: As expected, on the ball nice Random comments: I'm gonna give table dances a try next time. Try to mingle a little to see who you might favor for those talented services. Men's bathroom, agghhh it's a bathroom. Better than an outdoor potty :) Not everyone climbs the pole, the ones that don't they do great stage work. The ones that do, phew...some extra talent there. If you need $, the ATM charges a hefty fee -just be aware. If you do go, hope you enjoy. read more

A really, really nice time! This is a mostly-straight-woman-y review, focusing on such important strip club attributes as drink prices and bathroom cleanliness, so be forewarned. But I will say, the main attraction, ~*the ladies*~, were all really lovely and talented. I've only been to a total of maybe 6-8 clubs in DC, Chicago and LA, but I do think the overall dancing/dancers were better here than any other I've been to. Door staff and bartenders were friendly, club was clean and attractive, stage setup was cool, bathroom well-appointed and maintained. (Dangit! The bathroom! That's where I meant to ask the girls where they get their lash extensions. To be fair, I clearly warned you about this review.) Anyway. $20 cover was more than fair as no one was pushing drinks or anything else. I could have nursed one drink for hours and no one would have bothered me about it. I know I'm a woman, but I observed the same treatment of single men around me. Plus, when I did get drinks, I naturally expected them to be at $$$Strip Club Prices$$$. But I was pleasantly surprised when I got the bill. It was either $9 or $10 for a Dogfish Head IPA? The same beer is $6-9 absolutely everywhere else in DC, so totally reasonable. It was something like $7-9 for other beers, maybe $6-8 for a 17-oz Acqua Panna. I can't remember if those prices included some gratuity, because I decided to add a tip anyway. The total was $42 including tax (and possibly a basic tip) for 2 premium beers, 1 "domestic" beer and the 1 Acqua Panna. It was fine. It's been like 10 years since I'd been to a strip club, but based on what I remember from another DC club (coughCamelotcough), I'd expected beer to be like $15+, water $10+. I brought cash, which the front desk quickly exchanged for singles, so no ATM or other fees. All in all I spent like $125 (which included lots of tips for the dancers and bartenders), for 2.5 hours of really quality entertainment and four drinks. That's like taking yourself out for a moderately-priced 3-course meal like steak and wine but not really expensive but maybe you get a little dessert as well like a creme brulee what am i selling here i've lost the plot Bottom Line: I'm the kind of person who likes to explore and try a little bit of everything, but if I decide to visit a strip club again in the near future, I won't even bother trying another. I'll 1 million percent come back to Cloakroom. read more

So.... Business Meetings in a city. Typically I like to take clients to a Gentleman's club over a bar. Why? Well, beautiful women and drinks never seem to fail. If a woman can withstand boobs she probably is an think outside the box type of woman. Well that's my take! So I'm here on a Monday. Wow... I'm not impressed. I'm walking up the steps and the two men leaving are talking about this isn't Stadium. Shoot. I'm reluctant to walk in but I'm here. You walk up and there it is the girl taking your $20 to come in. Now I read that it came with a drink however we were not offered that. Okay, so drinks, they are decent. I'm not a woman basher and I will not talk down about the females however it was a Monday. The bartender from Texas was gorgeous and I asked her if she gets the compliment of being the cutest woman in there. She smiled. I had money to spend. My partner sees a girl that finally catches the eye. I walk over and ask her to come over. She tells me dances are $100. I've never been there so I agree. After thinking about it, I ask the bartender to confirm. Nope that was for a dance at the top. Hmmmm. Well, now I feel like I'm being Hustled. No tips for you. We had money to spend and to give away. No dancers came up to us after their sets. The ones that walked by, I made sure to tip: they aren't there for nothing. Had all the girls demanded attention they each would have had tips from us for their entertainment. Lots of attire of the women were very different. I would have thought they would have been dressed elegantly given that this club is "up scale". Not so: the attire down grades this establishment. Wonder if it will last. Would I come back? Probably not. $20 not worth it in my opinion. Will definitely look for other venues to frequent. Michelle you were awesome! Back to reply to "Owner", 1. The picture was taken as soon as you walk in because your super nice security in the front said, "no pictures". After looking at other reviews with inside pictures and videos, it's evident that maybe they were allowed to take video and pictures to help with Yelp reviews. Now that is definitely interesting. 2. You mention that your girls don't hustle customers but one definitely tried to hustle me until the bartender confirmed a dance is only $20. Your dancer told me $100. 3. As far as your dancers not demanding tips, it's not per se a demand, it is simply them being hospitable. As a customer, I'm walking in your house, as you would with any guest (simple manners) I would think all the girls would be friendly and come and say hi, introduce themselves and market themselves. It's a gentleman's club. It's already nerve wracking coming in, the girls should be the ones to break ice and start a convo. 4. As far as me mentioning the other club, I gave my true experience and what the two men stated as they walked out. I have no bias and Yelp for other Yelpers to get a clear idea and experience. read more

Cloakroom - Strip Clubs Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Watch out for wheelchair man. Don't expect to spend more than the $20 cover on the ladies. Won't be back.

My first time coming here was my first time ever visiting a strip club. And I was FAR from disappointed. The overall atmosphere was colorful and sultry. The music was good, the dancers were very beautiful and talented. The only thing lacking was the food. And I will say, I was expecting a bit more from D.C.;'s "best" strip club in terms of the decoration and overall ambiance. They could benefit from a little interior upgrade. But besides that, great venue. read more

Impressive. Delicious drinks and the manager was amazing. He made sure every table had water and great conversation. He is what makes the industry POP read more

Cloakroom - View from rooftop - Strip Clubs Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Girls aren't that attractive and they don't tell you but any VIP room is $1,000 plus. They don't tell you until you get upstairs and that's only 20 minutes to an hour for that much money. You can't touch or get close to anyone either without paying that cost. It felt like a dump read more

Not one to normally review "this" sort of establishment but came here with a group for a bachelor party in part for the opening of their sister sports book bar upstairs and had a great time. Very clean, professional and friendly staff. Security was extremely diligent in keeping guests behaved and the atmosphere welcoming. Drinks were great and upstairs sports book was a great spot to overlook the street and city. You can't ask for a much better experience than you'll get here in terms of this "type" of club. read more

Best place in DMV , it has everything you want, great staff, great place, lots of parking.

My wife and I finally visited the Cloakroom this evening and had a very enjoyable and relaxing time! I'm glad we made time after almost a year of talking about it. We are both white collar professionals and trying to find new places to go. The Cloakroom is located in a very safe and well populated area. We made the walk from dinner in Chinatown. Everyone in the club was super friendly and helpful to us as first timers. We enjoyed our drinks as well as talking to the beautiful girls! We also discovered the sports club (The Over Under) located on the top level on the roof. Great set up. I highly recommend the Cloakroom. We certainly will be back. read more

A great club and the rooftop is a super nice addition. The happy hour makes for an enjoyable and affordable experience. Stephanie and Morigan make a fantastic drink and are super friendly. Highly recommend getting to know Leah, Jenny and Ariana read more

Definitely the most exotic dancers in the area. The most clean and upscale venue I have experienced on the east coast, so I would choose this club over any of the others. The staff are down to earth, friendly and professional, unlike the other clubs. read more

The Cloakroom is like the"new guy" who buys a designer suit, but it is too stupid to have it fitted. They both have lots of cash but no sense. The women were beautiful, but the staff was helpless. I waited fifteen minutes at the bar, and couldn't get a drink. I have ordered many drinks at many crowded bars over three decades of drinking. There were two bartenders on a Saturday night at 11:00 pm, and it wasn't that crowded. I made prolonged and meaningful eye contact. I gestured. I asked asked patiently, and then I asked loudly. I spent $25 just to get in and I had $200 in cash to blow, but I left without spending a dime.. read more

Definitely does not have a diverse group of ladies. Come here if you like them skinny with no curves ‍

The dancer I had was nice and friendly, luckily it was a dancer that has returned from the covid-19 restrictions and back into the club. Thanks for returning. read more

There are many things to be said about this place. 1) Extravagant and clean. Girls are beautiful and friendly and very attentive to you at all times. Even if you are just sitting down enjoying the view and music. That's a plus!! 2) At first, management and host made it seem we were taken care of without knowing what exactly we were getting into. a) They cleared out a large enough space for us to fit. I believe they even moved a previous party just to accommodate us, which in all reality made me feel a bit bad cause they were there first. So i guess this is a plus as well!!! b) We got assigned a server. Which I thought was pretty cool but unnecessary, cause I can serve my own drinks and so can everyone else. However, i can see the girl assisting was just trying to make it convenient for us. Neutral!! c) Cost of bottle service was pricey but kind of understood due to the estbalishment we were at. So I didn't see any problems with it until we received our bill and my party complained about what was happening while i had my back turned away from the service. Negative!! d) No touching, and from what I saw, no lap dancing either. I think they mentioned it to be illegal. ‍ Overall, the place is beautiful and plenty of eye candy, but if you come here, make sure you don't care if they will stiff you on the bill cause that is exactly what took place this last friday. I'll explain how they went about it. -Price per bottle service: $400.00 x 2 = 800 -Price per water which was not ordered. = approximately $10.00 per bottle. -Price per ice, mixers, service= apparently $300.00 All this was explained while we were covering the tab. Even though upset about the whole situation, we still had to dish out the cost due to inattentive behavior. It so happens, that the 1 true bottle that was ordered ended up being two at the end cause when asking who ordered the other bottle, the waitress and host just stated one of the friends did so, and no one decided to follow up. Waitress and host got upset, when one of my friends caught them taking full drinks back to the bar without them being touched by any of us. So if you look at it from our point of view, if we didn't catch their mistake, we probably would've ended up with 3-4 bottles that night. That's not even pointing out the fact that all this took place in less than an hour and a half. That was just bottle service. I was celebrating a well deserved retirement that evening and little did I know, everything that night was gonna be part of the game. I asked how much it would cost to have 2 girls dance 2 dances for us. Host said that I "didn't need to worry, cause it was already covered by the house due to my service" I said great, and enjoyed my one dance they gave us. To later being presented by the same guy with a tablet charging me for the dances. I wish I could remember his name cause I would call him out. I think he was dominican though, and the other gentleman who was management, was a service member himself. Which I have to say, if he is partaking in this crooked behavior it violates some of the military values. Overall cost for the evening. _Approximately 1500.00. What did that cover? 2 bottles, ice, water, mixers, SERVICE and tip. Make sure you pay attention to that too. When they charge you, they give you a round number. You pay and they ask for tip. When I received my receipt. They charged for what was ordered, service and tip. Which in all reality is the same. Would I recommend this spot? No. Does it have gorgeous women? Yes. Is it cost worthy? Hell no. Look for a different spot if you can. Will tell my govenrment and police buddies to stay away, but if they decide to visit to keep an eye out. Very disappointed. Especially since in the beginning they tried to make me feel very comfortable to then try to take my money. Which in parts they did. Good job Cloakroom, good job. read more

I'm a DC native and have been to all the clubs in the city, none of them hold a candle to Cloakroom. Walking in the door you're greeted by a host, who then escorts you upstairs to the front desk. There is a cover but if you enter before 9 you get a complimentary drink as well. The club itself is more of something you would find in Vegas, NYC, or Miami in fact I remember someone mentioning something about the lights being done by the guy who did E11even's! There's multiple levels, with luxurious sky boxes, and private rooms. The VIP lounge upstairs has more intimate vibes whereas especially on weekends the downstairs is comparable to a club. I had my birthday at Cloakroom and I highly suggest it! The rooftop should be opening soon so keep your eye out (not like I'm a regular or anything...) Pro tip: Deanna makes a mean old fashioned and is sassy and Kayla is a cute server from Cali who can't help but make you smile! Both have served me and my boyfriend before and as someone in the restaurant industry have provided excellent service and guest experience! For hosts ask for Jairo or Marco! read more

Best 30 minutes of my life, VIP worth my last 1k. I'll be back next paycheck. Selling my car, see you when the check hits.

The black female bartender: BEWARE OF HER ! She took my drivers license and refused to give it back. She also purposely upcharged me when I asked for a gin and tonic. She assumed I wanted to pay for premium alcohol, without asking me. When I complained - she called her manager who then admitted her bartender had made a "mistake" by thinking she could rip me off without me noticing... To add insult to injury - the manager called pseudo security on me 3 HUGE DUDES - who inappropriately got in my face and took away the drink I just paid for. Then they bullied me into the elevator and forced me to leave, for appropriately pointing out their employees error. I'll NEVER go back there again; EVERYONE WAS NEEDLESSLY RUDE AND TOTALLY DISRESPECTFUL!!! It's a disgusting, dirty establishment; don't waste your time or money. read more

This club was by far the best strip club over been to in the city, from the professionalism of the security team to my bartender/ waitress being extremely excited and positive to the quality of the prefomers on stage... I highly recommend this club read more

Cloakroom overcharged my credit card and when I came back to talk to the Accounting department rep, I was told that they were in a meeting and they will contact me after they gather all the information. As of today, no call back. I contact my credit card company to cancel the overcharged amounts and Cloakroom falsely gave my credit card company some erroneous charges. read more

Worst gentleman's club. Smells like mold and mildew I would never recommend anyone go to this club. The food was gross and basic. How do you mess up a basic food order? read more

Best club I've ever been to. Service is great, place is clean, and Entertainers are beautiful and have a lot of talent. They all work hard and deserve their tips. No disrespect. Nazar is the hottest and most talented one, hands down. Wayne (door guy) is such a gentlemen and very respectful. Joel was real cool and help directed my friends & family to our table for my Bachelor-ette party. All of the security guys make you feel safe. They watch you like a hawk if you touch any of the girls. As a former (go-go) dancer, security is the most important thing. Drinks are on the expensive side but plenty of top shelf liquor. Definitely would like to come back and support these women tho. We had an amazing and fun time! read more

The good sis Rose is that girl!! Let her know she needs to keep doing what she's doing!!! V hospitable!

Highly recommend! I think this club will cause the other places in town to close. This club is classy, clean and fun. You can dance or just have a cocktail. Did not feel pressured tip. Would highly recommend. read more

Every time I come to cloakroom I am treated so well. The girls here are very attractive and all have lovely personalities! They are very attentive and make sure to treat their guest like royalty. In my opinion It is definitely they most upscale club in the DMV area. Whenever I am in they area I will make sure to return. read more

Respect Respect Respect. The Cloakroom staff are wonderful. Excellent place for a group or even an individual . The women are beautiful, dancers and bar hosts. I love that they bring in popular entertainers and I had a blast when Romi Rains came. You will not be sorry so please come and see/experience what I have described. One more note the floor hosts top knot fellas. thank you. read more

The club was awesome! Girls were good! I didn't have to pay but my Bd did, it was better quality and had two girls at a time! The bartender we had was extremely rude. She had an attitude the second we tried to order a water before we figured out what we wanted. Me and my boyfriend both work for tips on our second job and we would have tipped better if she wasn't so rude. Drinks were pretty over the priced but the dancing and Pay to get in staff were good. Good strip club for what you pay for. read more

I went this past Wednesday and was amazing fun! Beautiful girls and great location :) The best place to party!! Can't wait to come back there read more

By far the best gentlemen's club in dc beautiful venue and beautiful women ... definitely comparable to a Vegas club read more

The Cloakroom is hands down the best Gentlemen's club in the area. It all begins with the presentation. The moment you walk inside you are greeted and explained the rules and shown to your seat by a staff member. The layout of the club is very fancy. From the plush seats to the vip area, everything in there has been designed with a guest experience in mind. The servers are some of the friendliest. If any issues should arise, management is always close by to resolve it. The dj's are some of the best around. Finally the featured performers they bring every month has been out of this world. Christy Mack, Lisa Ann and Stormy Daniels have performed and they have all been memorable evenings. Give the Cloakroom a spin, all other clubs in DC will seem like amateur night. read more