I'm leaving a one star review only because this site won't allow for less than that. My family and I stopped at this diner for breakfast. It was the only diner to be found so we braved it. We're the adventurous sort. We were told we could order breakfast or lunch. Perfect. Twice tried ordering an item and were then told, "Oh sorry, we don't have any of that." So we ordered what they finally decided they did have and waited. What came one plate at a time, wasn't what was ordered. My sister waited an hour for her breakfast burrito, my husband and brother waited another 15 minutes for biscuits and gravy. During that time, the manager apologized about staff and training new staff and sat down to eat plating mistakes and talk on the phone but it never occurred to him to get his ass up and do what managers do.... Which is to manage. He took his hands off his own food long enough to plate other people's food without washing his hands. Hygiene is apparently not a deep concern in Clarendon Texas. Just lick your fingers and call it good before scooping gravy on someone else's plate. The pieste resistance only came when, while still waiting for my family's food 42 years later, the female cook came out and attached herself to my husband, telling him she was taking him home with her.... She put the cherry on top of that statement by letting him know that she had whips, chains and oil. If that didn't entice him, she punctuated it with that she had a freshly killed deer in her freezer. It was an after thought to ask whom he belonged to and then let me know she would be taking him with her. I'm not certain at what point we landed in the Twilight Zone but those of us who come from the parts of Texas where brain cells function try not to be offended and to be understanding of those less equipped, however she's fortunate I didn't shoot her. Upon leaving this Shithole, I was gracious enough to pay the bill of $45.00. The experience left me feeling like they should have been paying me instead and I let the manager know as much. I could tell my words hit a wall and fell off the cliff of incomprehension when his response was slow blinking while licking his fingers. Do yourselves a favor... If you need fuel or food, if you're gut shot and bleeding out, of you're in labor and the baby is half way out.... Pee in the tank, stop the bleeding and tell that kid to wait... Go anywhere but Clarendon Texas. Run like hell. If you are starving to death and just have to stop... Stick with Service station donuts and Red bull. read more