You can date girlie boys or you can date MACHOS
Or you can date hot boys, cuties, and GUAPOS
Or you can sit at home getting fat on NACHOS
But better still, you can get Tex-Mex at CHACHOS!
Forget the Menudo places and the GAZPACHOS
Forget the Churrascarias and the rude GAUCHOS
Forget the Sinaloa Cartel and their HEAD HONCHOS
And come and get some Huevos Con Chorizo from CHACHOS!
Let the hipsters have their Oregons and COLORADOS
Let the art folks have their Monets and PICASSOS
Let the bundled frozen peeps have New Yorks and TORONTOS
And bask in Houston's warmth eating late night at CHACHOS!
The city that launched the Voyagers and the APOLLOS
The city of the hurricanes (so bring a couple PONCHOS)
The city where I ate my favourite Mexican TACOS
Belonging to the girl who lets me sharee her CONDOS
Although in truth she never asks me to use CONDOS
Besides if she had STDs you know I'd wanna CATCH DOSE
(And can we get fresh tapioca, please, because this BATCH BLOWS)
(And Liverpool just won 4-0 against one of their MATCH FOES)
Anyway, I'm nothing like the dumb dudes you read about in COSMOS
And I follow her around like the zombies in IT FOLLOWS
Anytime she wants I will remake it as IT SWALLOWS
Cause Barbie rules and Barbie is my Queen are my 2 MOTTOS
And she's the most amazing girl I've seen in EL MONDOS
And I love to wake her up by filling up her SLEEPY HOLLOWS
And I love rock n rolling with her more than SUZI QUATTROS
And we have lots of scars from our way-too-many GATOS
And she gets hot pink manicures, which obvi always MATCH TOES
And I protect her from those creepy guys that try to SNATCH HOES
And in the past decade we've done way more than 5 MAMBOS
But it all started here, one fateful April night, at CHACHOS!
WHAT
This place has so many special memories for me. It's one of the most special places in the country probably.
And yes it's open 24 hours, and that is the primary selling point. They also have music shows here on weekends on the patio sometimes. Mexican of course!
After I met Barbie for the second time at one of my concerts a few years ago, she took me here to eat. It wasn't really in her DNA to randomly ask people out, but she ended up getting her man, the one time she did. With that kind of 100% record, perhaps she should do it more often.
I was still in another relationship with someone that is still my best friend. Barbie and I were friends before anything else, and while we hit it off straight away, it wasn't until many years later that we really realized that we wanted to hang out together a lot. So now we do. And it started... here.
As for the food here, well what can you say that hasn't already been said. It's Tex-Mex and in some regards it's Tex-Mex at its best and its cheapest, but in other regards watch out because it is a chain, there are others in Houston, one in San Antonio, and elsewhere, and it does taste a little generic, bland, mass-produced and what not. And the servers don't really care, so a lot of the stuff here might be bad, and we've got sick here on several occasions. During my first threesome with Barbie, she puked all over the place (literally), not because the other girl wasn't hot (well that's debatable too), but because of Cha-Cho's. Oh, the memories.
When people say that Mexican food can make you sick, they are usually talking about fake Mexican Tex-Mex, and this is the gold standard of food that makes me sick personally, but I still love eating it. So just be careful of that. Food poisoning and all.
But in any case it's very tasty, depending on what you get - for example the breakfast food is great (Huevos Con Chorizo in any form), and the fajita is great. It's not really 5 star food, but with the memories and the 24 hours factored in, it has to get 5.
So come and give it a try and see what you think. It's open 24 hours, and there are so few great places open 24 hours in Houston that just for that alone, I bumped it up from a 4-star to a 5-star.
Now it's time to finish with a little more rap.
I come to ChaChos compulsively like the bad ones in IT FOLLOWS
I say I'll be OK without it, that's just my BRAVADOS
In truth I'm as militant about eating this as the GESTAPOS
There's only one meal at 4am in Houston: CHACHOS!
WHAT!
By the way, I love you Barbie. read more