Once upon a time I went to this place called Ceviche Taqueria & Margarita Bar and It changed my life forever, all thanks to my waitress "Skye".
The date was August 14th 2017. It was a cold, brisk Winter evening in Roswell, Georgia and I'd just gotten off a grueling 12-hour shift at PetLand, where I'd been working like a dog for the past two months. Before that I served as the captain of the Police force for 20 years, but I'd been forced to resign and lost my pension after uncovering some dirty dealings between some crooked cops and the mayor. I subsequently gained 300 pounds and then my wife left me and went out West to Hollywood with dreams of making something of herself.But I wasn't going to let my 1950s noir film cliché hardships get me down. I knew there was light at the end of the tunnel and by God, was I gonna find it.
As I whizzed home on my Vespa along Canton Street, my stomach began to growl like the rabid Dalmatian who bit me at work earlier that day. I needed something to eat. I needed something to drink. I needed a hero...
SKRRRT. My Vespa came to a screeching halt when I saw the most amazing sight in the world. A beautiful brunette was serving a family of four on the patio of Ceviche and I knew that's where I was going to satisfy my hunger.
I walked inside and asked the hostess to sit me with that girl I saw. She told me the girl's name was Skye and that she'd be with me shortly, as she handed me a menu and a set of crisply rolled silverware.
Seconds later, Skye ran over to my table with a basket of hot tortilla chips and some salsa. I told her how my wife left me and she compassionately told me I should order a Skinny Texas Margarita and some Queso dip to make myself feel better.
Skye's suggestion turned out to be the advice I'd ever been given in life. I devoured the queso dip and sipped jovially on my Skinny Texas Margarita. I asked her what I should have for dinner and she advised I should roll with the Esla's Enchiladas. Those enchiladas were beyond SCRUMPTIOUS. I ate them and literally licked my plate clean. The other restaurant guests looked at me in horror.
I've frequented Ceviche bi-weekly ever since that fateful day and Skye always takes the best care of me. You would be pleased to know that I've lost that 300 pounds and am now completely shredded and ripped and women swoon over me.
Over the years, Skye has introduced me to some of my new favorite dishes, such as Pork Barbacoa, Mahi Ceviche and the Steak Poblano tacos. I still lick my plate clean every time, much to the chagrin of the other diners and wash it down with a cold Skinny Texas Margarita.
Skye is a hoot AND a holler and makes me feel special.If everyone was more like Skye and if every restaurant was like Ceviche the world would be a better place read more