6/18/2018: I can't state I have stayed at Carson Valley Inn due to the fact, I always stayed at my friend's house who lives close by LifePoint Church . . . I always passed by Carson Valley Inn=CVI on Highway 395 going across the way from CVI to a business on the other side of the street like the Minden Post Office or drive over to the Arco Gas Station filling up my 4-Runner with gas but, I never went inside CVI's building-ever.
Okay~I'm a Cali Native (oooga-booga~Lol!) . . . This time visiting Nevada, I'm staying at David Walley's Hot Mineral Springs (my friend is out of the country-I couldn't get his house key) who cuts a sweet cashier's check and gives the check to me for being a Premiere Shell Vacations Club and Maui Condo Owner . . . Sweet, right?
Conundrum: Uh~Must I drive to Lake Tahoe CA in order, cashing the check DW gave me at my CA Bank or drive 23-miles which takes an half of an hour drive time to a CA Bank affiliate? Choices, choices~Both choices are an egregious waste of time, gas, money, and frivolously prevents me from earnestly achieving "Kiss My Grits-I'm Retired" chill time just to cash this fricken-frocken, cashier's check-REALLY?
Ahhhhgggggg~NO WAY, Dude! Hold up-Don't give yourself a Melvin throwing yourself into a tizzy, naw! DW Dude says, "Just go visit CVI, park your truck, go find the Cashier's Cage, and the Cashier will cash the check for you." Really? "REALLY. That's it, okay? It's easy . . . It's about three-miles from DW!"
Well~Since I never visited CVI and I don't know where the Cashier's Cage location happens to be, I haphazardly park at the CVI hotel check-in. Errrrrr-WRONG! I climbed downstairs only discovering I parked at the wrong parking location!
Nooooo~The Cashier's Cage isn't located at the CVI hotel . . . You must climb THOSE three flights of stairs over THAT way to the left side and you'll see the Guest Services. Augh! O-kay~I guess . . .
Climb the three flights of stairs, no signage for the "Guest Services" or "Cashier's Cage" . . . I see a male employee, "Excuse me, Sir~Where may I cash a check?" The employee points to "Guest Services" waaaay over on the other side of the building~EYE-ROLL . . . Oh-Thank you! Geez~All I wanna do is goof off and I gotta go cash this fricken-frocken Nevada State check!!!!
I approach the Guest Services counter, I show my CDL, sign the check, take my index finger onto the ink pad, place my ink-laden index finger onto the check I want cashed, and the Guest Services Rep gives me the solid greenback I wanted. Cool~Now, how do I leave this small casino returning to my truck?
My sense of direction is soooo miscomboobalated!!!! Oh-there's a flight of stairs . . . I climb down the stairs, I see the bathrooms on the right side of the hallway then, I walk towards the end of the hallway . . . A group of men sitting at a very large, oval table ALL turn their heads looking right at me: One guy says, "Lady-You can't play poker right now-you're late!" Ohhh~I'm not playing poker-I just want to go to the CVI hotel concierge! Geez!!!!
The poker dealer says to me, "Go climb up the stairs and go over to the restaurant and climb down those stairs, okay?" EYE-ROLL~Okay, thanks! Geez~This CVI building is a fricken-frocken MAZE! I just wanna leave this building~I think I wanna cry now . . . Nope~I don't like gambling-thanks but, no thanks . . . What's this Pari Mutuel Rules? Ohhhh~Horse racing-HERE???? Nope~I don't wanna feel those poker players giving me their eeeee-vil, eye-rolls, again . . .
Climb up those stairs getting away from the poker players' staring eyes . . . BTW~all poker players were greedily covering their poker hands, oh~Job what restaurant (?-weird name for a restaurant!), oh-climb down these stairs, oh-there's that concierge dude, oh-light bulb! I see the parking lot and my 4-Runner! YAY!!!!! I'm outta here! read more