**Goobie's Doobies: A Dispensary Drenched in Cosmic Irony**…read more Stepping into **Goobie's Doobies** feels like entering a paradoxical wonderland where nothing makes sense--yet somehow, everything is perfect. This is not just a dispensary; **it is a shrine to contradiction**, a glowing beacon of delightful absurdity wrapped around the highest quality cannabis in existence. Let's start with the **name**. You hear "Goobie's Doobies," and immediately, your brain envisions **a dude named Goobie**, perhaps a wise, mystical stoner with decades of herbal enlightenment under his belt, waiting to greet you at the entrance like some kind of cannabis prophet. **But no Goobie exists.** No wise old guru. No hippie sage. No legendary founder with a lifetime of doobie-related expertise. **Just the name.** Like a cosmic joke played on all who enter. Then there's the **interior design**. You might expect psychedelic wall art, neon lights, or some kind of celestial weed-fueled aesthetic. Instead, **the vibe is strangely corporate**, as if you've just walked into **a law office that accidentally specializes in recreational substances**. Polished counters, gleaming product displays, a level of professionalism that feels both impressive and deeply confusing. And don't even get me started on the **music selection**. You expect classic reggae, lo-fi beats, maybe some ambient trip-hop to set the mood. Instead, you walk in and hear **'80s hair metal** blaring at full volume. Is it intentional? A bold, ironic stance against dispensary expectations? Or did someone simply forget to change the playlist? We may never know. Yet despite the layers of irony **stacked like a philosophical onion**, Goobie's Doobies **delivers perfection**. The strains? **Top-tier.** The edibles? **Game-changing.** The pre-rolls? **Expertly crafted with the precision of a master artisan.** This is a dispensary that **shouldn't make sense, but absolutely does**, thriving in its own delightful contradiction. Five stars. And a standing ovation **for the sheer audacity of its existence**.

Staff is friendly, amazing and knows the products. Ever changing, but have the classics…read more The only thing i would ever change is the parking lot. Some of us need the stripes.

Man! Danny DeWeedo is still talked about between C and I. We have discussed coming back here…read morejust to maybe find this strain again. This was our first stop after we landed. We smoked a bit of Danny before we hit the road and that was a mistake. Big one. I consider myself a gosh damn weed smoking professional and Danny damn near got me! I got so high that I forgot how to use a map, or how to let GPS to help me. It doesn't matter how much it cost, it was totally worth every penny. I'm sorry. I know that's unsafe. Won't happen again We pulled over and chilled at a park for a bit to come down. Holy crap! The service was great! They took the time to talk through the different stains. This was before I had legal weed in MS so I was not used to a dispensary environment at this point. It was always meeting in parking lots and in folks shitty apartments and other shady places before that. We bought a bunch of other crap, but nothing compares to Danny. I should have bought it all!! Until next time Danny!! Oh and Kush21 too. '26 - 13

Horrible service from the girl manager working today 05/12/26, usually this place is great and…read moreeverybody else is wonderful and very helpful. The manager refused to accept my return of a leaking cartridge I didn't even use. I just walked out to check if it was leaking because it's happened before and it was leaking so walked back in within a minute to exchange for one that wasn't leaking and she refused the exchange. Every exchange/return I've ever done here has been very easy and simple but this girl made it such a bad experience. Paying for a broken/leaking cartridge is like paying for a partially opened jar of bud... unacceptable in this industry, especially with how much it costs for a premium solventless hash rosin disposable vape.

MA-LEEK IS THE OG!!!!…read more Dude hooked me up with some of the best flower I've ever had, as well as he boosted my confidence and was down to have a quick conversation with me. Guy made me feel human again, and reminded me what real genuine interaction is all about. He's provided great value to my experience and this kind of interaction encourages me to keep coming back to Euphorium. As well as the have the best deals in town, don't miss Saturdays and Sundays where you can get 30% THE WHOLE STORE!!!! The best weed shop on the west coast IM SAYING!!!!!!! and this is coming from someone who lived in LA. COME ON!!!!!

Great shop with an awesome selection. Love coming here. Why do I n33d at least 85 characters for my…read morereview I'm pretty sure I've made my point.

This place offers a great variety of items to choose from. It's conveniently located off SE North…read moreBend Way, right next to the gas station and casino. There's parking available in front of the building and the gas station. You'll need an ID to enter, and there are two ATMs inside for convenience. Most products have labeled prices, but the staff at the counter are happy to provide more details if needed. TJ was fantastic with his recommendations and answered all my questions. The security guards rotate shifts, but Derrick stands out in that he greets everyone with a smile and makes you feel welcome as soon as you walk in. If in the area, stop by and check out this place out!

Dont waste your money taking employee recommendations…read more Went in to get unflavored carts; specified I didn't want something that would taste okay at first but after a few hits tastes like pine sap. Employee brought over a few, and recommended 'Pastime' Jackfruit & Z Pie, he insisted they tasted good. I got 15 minutes away when I learned it started by tasting like pine sap and dirt. Won't return or exchange since the physical cart works. Either stand behind the products you sell & recommendations from staff or Don't go it. I don't appreciate having wasted my money here based on an employee recommendation. Don't waste your money!

Customer service is elite staff members are friendly and always greet you with a smile…read more Hands down their prices are way better than most dispensary around town. I personally purchase online you get 40% off somedays ever more! Their selection of brands and products is huge but there's plenty of staff to get you in the right direction. if you feel a bit overwhelmed they are there and always ready to give their opinions. that's what I love about this place.

Decided to patronize this new Cannabis Store in Fairwood(Renton,Wa)…read moreThe store is small but it packs a punch. Grace was so nice. She answered all my questions, she is very knowledgeable about product and she even help me set up my email for the point system. I got a really good deal for my Flower, 40% off is Great Parking is OK, the store is surrounded by other Businesses but the Handicap parking was Awesome. The Security Guard was really nice, not standoffish like most. I'm Happy I decided to ship at Danks.

Always come to this store but today the guy scanning ids was having a conversation with someone…read moreoutside instead of scanning ids. Came in telling me if I have a problem, scanned my id and would keep asking if I had a problem. Told him to leave me alone multiple times but he kept pushing it. Was ready to give him my id outside but looked like he was just ignoring me so I went in. Usually the security guard is doing the scanning but this dude kept trying to cause a problem when I kept telling him to leave me alone. Other than that service is great from all the budtenders.

The afternoon moron Male Manager that dresses like a high schooler, and the moron non US Vet…read moresecurity guard SITTING by the door both did not know the WA Liquor and Cannabis board policy. They need to be retrained on what Identification cards are eligible. When I asked the untrained manager and security guard why I was unable to use my ID to buy cannabis their answer was a sorry I dont know. Unacceptable Due to the lack of their training I was unable to buy my meds.

I've only been twice so far, both times were to buy a single pre roll. The facility is clean and…read moreorganized, the employees are all kind and inviting and the selections seem abundant.

Informative, engaged and kind service. Clean store, great selection with lots of options and they…read moreeven have daily specials! -heavily discounted. They also have a rewards program where all your purchases add up quickly for awesome discounts!

Formally known as "Buddy's". I gave this place a few tries after they were bought over. The first…read morefew interactions I had here were definitely giving "new business". By the fourth visit, I felt the need to speak to management. I just wanted to accountability and the manager went above and beyond giving me a discount. The selection was a bit confusing, considering they were trying to get rid of all the buddies products. But the discount is not worth losing my life due to the terrible parking lot. They used to have security in the parking lot, managing the car is coming in and out, but when I came here today, the security guard was allowing a van to illegally park behind three cars on the sidewalk. He was also allowing a woman and her daughter to stand outside of the weed shop And her daughter was obviously a minor. There is nothing next door so there should be no reason why there is a minor standing outside of a weed shop.. there is more parking before you get to the building at the empty auto sales next-door but no clear indication of that being extra parking.

Pricing can be good, you need to be specific about which items you're buying because some are…read moremarked up similarly to Zips (due to the constant discounting) so the 30% off does not do much. They are medical which is pro for individuals such as myself looking for accessible cannabis. The service depends on who you get as your Budtender, some know much more than others and their service with the line system has gotten better since implemented. Shout out Nolan & Sam, some of my favorite budtenders & I actively recommend seeking them out as your budtender if you're looking for recommendations that are effective for medicinal purposes. IMPORTANT PART: However this review will not be getting more than a 1 star from me due to my interaction on 4/19 in their glass shop. I made my purchase of some collection hash rosin on the dispensary side, and me (a male) went with my boyfriend to the glass side, to see if they had any Terp Slurpers available. The girl (Miranda) who was working in the glass shop that morning, I didn't catch her name, explained she was wearing an alien headband because "her and her coworkers were supposed to dress up for the day, but it was /gay/ that none of her coworkers dressed up." Like ma'am me and my boyfriend are standing in front of you & looking to spend money. Be so fr. So yeah unfortunately I'll be finding another dispensary to take my business to moving forward since even though I believe the girl was either stoned on the job, or just not the brightest individual, her choice of homophobic words reflects on the business and I'm leaving this review because it's important individuals know the morals this business supports & the beliefs they tolerate.

Walking into this dispensary immediately felt different in the best way possible. The atmosphere…read morewas clean, elevated, welcoming, and honestly one of the nicest interiors I've seen in a while. Everything was beautifully organized, thoughtfully designed, and gave a more upscale experience instead of just feeling transactional. What stood out most though was the customer service. The staff truly went above and beyond to make sure I had a good experience from start to finish. They were patient, knowledgeable, professional, and genuinely pleasant to interact with. You can tell when employees actually enjoy the environment they work in, and that energy absolutely reflects onto customers. The sales and specials were also impressive and made the experience even better because it felt like customers were actually being valued instead of just upsold. Good pricing, good product selection, and a team willing to answer questions without making anyone feel rushed or uncomfortable goes a long way. As a content creator, I pay attention to details, atmosphere, branding, and customer interaction everywhere I go, and this dispensary definitely created an experience worth talking about. The combination of aesthetics, cleanliness, professionalism, and hospitality made the visit memorable. This is the kind of place that understands cannabis culture can still feel classy, welcoming, and community-oriented all at once. Beautiful space. Great energy. Excellent customer service. And an experience I genuinely enjoyed.

This place is mid. Prices marked ain't what you pay. Then they try & make it "right" with a measly…read more20% off. Just another weed shop. I'd rather go to CBC or Ike's.

Staff is friendly, great selection of products, bud tenders never rush you along and are always…read morewilling to make recommendations and answer questions. As a weekly customer for several years, I wanted to speak to a few negative reviews. Firstly, they do scan your DL. It's a WA State Liquor and Cannabis Board requirement, not a personal attack. The city of Issaquah is insanely strict about weed shop regulations, too. Secondly, if you read their website, their ID policies are clear. Leaving a 1 or 2 star review for that is silly. Yes, this place is a pricier shop. If you look on their website before you go, their prices are clearly listed.

Nice people every single time. . The prices seem reasonable and such a great variety.read more