**Goobie's Doobies: A Dispensary Drenched in Cosmic Irony**…read more Stepping into **Goobie's Doobies** feels like entering a paradoxical wonderland where nothing makes sense--yet somehow, everything is perfect. This is not just a dispensary; **it is a shrine to contradiction**, a glowing beacon of delightful absurdity wrapped around the highest quality cannabis in existence. Let's start with the **name**. You hear "Goobie's Doobies," and immediately, your brain envisions **a dude named Goobie**, perhaps a wise, mystical stoner with decades of herbal enlightenment under his belt, waiting to greet you at the entrance like some kind of cannabis prophet. **But no Goobie exists.** No wise old guru. No hippie sage. No legendary founder with a lifetime of doobie-related expertise. **Just the name.** Like a cosmic joke played on all who enter. Then there's the **interior design**. You might expect psychedelic wall art, neon lights, or some kind of celestial weed-fueled aesthetic. Instead, **the vibe is strangely corporate**, as if you've just walked into **a law office that accidentally specializes in recreational substances**. Polished counters, gleaming product displays, a level of professionalism that feels both impressive and deeply confusing. And don't even get me started on the **music selection**. You expect classic reggae, lo-fi beats, maybe some ambient trip-hop to set the mood. Instead, you walk in and hear **'80s hair metal** blaring at full volume. Is it intentional? A bold, ironic stance against dispensary expectations? Or did someone simply forget to change the playlist? We may never know. Yet despite the layers of irony **stacked like a philosophical onion**, Goobie's Doobies **delivers perfection**. The strains? **Top-tier.** The edibles? **Game-changing.** The pre-rolls? **Expertly crafted with the precision of a master artisan.** This is a dispensary that **shouldn't make sense, but absolutely does**, thriving in its own delightful contradiction. Five stars. And a standing ovation **for the sheer audacity of its existence**.

Staff is friendly, amazing and knows the products. Ever changing, but have the classics…read more The only thing i would ever change is the parking lot. Some of us need the stripes.

This place offers a great variety of items to choose from. It's conveniently located off SE North…read moreBend Way, right next to the gas station and casino. There's parking available in front of the building and the gas station. You'll need an ID to enter, and there are two ATMs inside for convenience. Most products have labeled prices, but the staff at the counter are happy to provide more details if needed. TJ was fantastic with his recommendations and answered all my questions. The security guards rotate shifts, but Derrick stands out in that he greets everyone with a smile and makes you feel welcome as soon as you walk in. If in the area, stop by and check out this place out!

Dont waste your money taking employee recommendations…read more Went in to get unflavored carts; specified I didn't want something that would taste okay at first but after a few hits tastes like pine sap. Employee brought over a few, and recommended 'Pastime' Jackfruit & Z Pie, he insisted they tasted good. I got 15 minutes away when I learned it started by tasting like pine sap and dirt. Won't return or exchange since the physical cart works. Either stand behind the products you sell & recommendations from staff or Don't go it. I don't appreciate having wasted my money here based on an employee recommendation. Don't waste your money!

Quite a quaint little place. Very cozy with a good selection. Nice welcoming staff that went above…read moreand beyond trying to find books for me throughout the store.

Great knowledgeable service. Fair prices and good selections! Recommend this store!read more

Service =5 selection =5…read more ordered online and it was ready when I arrived (20 minutes) handicap parking up front fast/friendly service

This is a very good dispensary with knowledgeable staff and always willing to help out…read more They work to fit your needs with the right products and there is never any pressure to purchase. They offer 30% off and the products are top tier. I highly recommend Zips! The selection, the service the value are all there.

I love going to this place! They are always so friendly here and the prices are competitive! The…read moreselection is always there and if there was something you got awhile back and they don't have it they will get it for exclusive customers! If you are ever in Graham WA, stop on by and tell em Yogi sent you!

I've been a loyal customer since they opened years ago. I bought a battery, it died after 3 weeks…read more Tried to return it. They refused to honor their return policy. Bought a different battery. It too died after 2 weeks. They refused the return again. Each time I was given the same BS stories why they're not going to honor their return policy. Totally garbage. Having to deal with a very smug girl with an entitled attitude was the last straw. They're going out of business anyways due to a real dispensary that's earning their customers support and trust.

The staff were friendly. They had a good selection of edibles. The prices seemed reasonable.read more

From the owner: Discover the best one-stop shop in Buckley! Cigarettes, disposables, wraps/papers, glass,…read moremushrooms, and more!

Customer service is elite staff members are friendly and always greet you with a smile…read more Hands down their prices are way better than most dispensary around town. I personally purchase online you get 40% off somedays ever more! Their selection of brands and products is huge but there's plenty of staff to get you in the right direction. if you feel a bit overwhelmed they are there and always ready to give their opinions. that's what I love about this place.

Decided to patronize this new Cannabis Store in Fairwood(Renton,Wa)…read moreThe store is small but it packs a punch. Grace was so nice. She answered all my questions, she is very knowledgeable about product and she even help me set up my email for the point system. I got a really good deal for my Flower, 40% off is Great Parking is OK, the store is surrounded by other Businesses but the Handicap parking was Awesome. The Security Guard was really nice, not standoffish like most. I'm Happy I decided to ship at Danks.

We were just passing through and loved finding this gem! The bud tender was knowledgeable and super…read moresweet. Will definitely come back next time I'm in town!

Spent a vacation in a cabin near Roslyn and it is a life saver. If it wasn't for this I'd have to…read moredrive 45 min to the nearest one. When I arrived the place looks small but they had quite a variety of different strands and types. The lady at the counter was very nice and welcoming, we even had a nice conversation. She gave me a few suggestions of what I was looking for and was answering my questions. I am definitely coming back here again

Man! Danny DeWeedo is still talked about between C and I. We have discussed coming back here…read morejust to maybe find this strain again. This was our first stop after we landed. We smoked a bit of Danny before we hit the road and that was a mistake. Big one. I consider myself a gosh damn weed smoking professional and Danny damn near got me! I got so high that I forgot how to use a map, or how to let GPS to help me. It doesn't matter how much it cost, it was totally worth every penny. I'm sorry. I know that's unsafe. Won't happen again We pulled over and chilled at a park for a bit to come down. Holy crap! The service was great! They took the time to talk through the different stains. This was before I had legal weed in MS so I was not used to a dispensary environment at this point. It was always meeting in parking lots and in folks shitty apartments and other shady places before that. We bought a bunch of other crap, but nothing compares to Danny. I should have bought it all!! Until next time Danny!! Oh and Kush21 too. '26 - 13

Horrible service from the girl manager working today 05/12/26, usually this place is great and…read moreeverybody else is wonderful and very helpful. The manager refused to accept my return of a leaking cartridge I didn't even use. I just walked out to check if it was leaking because it's happened before and it was leaking so walked back in within a minute to exchange for one that wasn't leaking and she refused the exchange. Every exchange/return I've ever done here has been very easy and simple but this girl made it such a bad experience. Paying for a broken/leaking cartridge is like paying for a partially opened jar of bud... unacceptable in this industry, especially with how much it costs for a premium solventless hash rosin disposable vape.