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The Green Door

4.2 (17 reviews)
Open • 8:00 am - 10:00 pm

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2 years ago

They have a good selection. The staff are knowledgeable and easy to talk too. The prices were average.

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4 years ago

Great place! Nice employees! Except for the girl at the door she was rude! Great products

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6 years ago

Mad at a couple employees, so i havent been in for a while but it's a good place, last i was in there awesome prices and good bud.

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Goobie's Doobies

Goobie's Doobies

4.4(14 reviews)
12.8 mi

Best deals and prices around. Very polite staff and seemed to have the knowledge of their products…read moreand strains!!! Thanks Alot

**Goobie's Doobies: A Dispensary Drenched in Cosmic Irony**…read more Stepping into **Goobie's Doobies** feels like entering a paradoxical wonderland where nothing makes sense--yet somehow, everything is perfect. This is not just a dispensary; **it is a shrine to contradiction**, a glowing beacon of delightful absurdity wrapped around the highest quality cannabis in existence. Let's start with the **name**. You hear "Goobie's Doobies," and immediately, your brain envisions **a dude named Goobie**, perhaps a wise, mystical stoner with decades of herbal enlightenment under his belt, waiting to greet you at the entrance like some kind of cannabis prophet. **But no Goobie exists.** No wise old guru. No hippie sage. No legendary founder with a lifetime of doobie-related expertise. **Just the name.** Like a cosmic joke played on all who enter. Then there's the **interior design**. You might expect psychedelic wall art, neon lights, or some kind of celestial weed-fueled aesthetic. Instead, **the vibe is strangely corporate**, as if you've just walked into **a law office that accidentally specializes in recreational substances**. Polished counters, gleaming product displays, a level of professionalism that feels both impressive and deeply confusing. And don't even get me started on the **music selection**. You expect classic reggae, lo-fi beats, maybe some ambient trip-hop to set the mood. Instead, you walk in and hear **'80s hair metal** blaring at full volume. Is it intentional? A bold, ironic stance against dispensary expectations? Or did someone simply forget to change the playlist? We may never know. Yet despite the layers of irony **stacked like a philosophical onion**, Goobie's Doobies **delivers perfection**. The strains? **Top-tier.** The edibles? **Game-changing.** The pre-rolls? **Expertly crafted with the precision of a master artisan.** This is a dispensary that **shouldn't make sense, but absolutely does**, thriving in its own delightful contradiction. Five stars. And a standing ovation **for the sheer audacity of its existence**.

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