Best deals and prices around. Very polite staff and seemed to have the knowledge of their products…read moreand strains!!! Thanks Alot

**Goobie's Doobies: A Dispensary Drenched in Cosmic Irony**…read more Stepping into **Goobie's Doobies** feels like entering a paradoxical wonderland where nothing makes sense--yet somehow, everything is perfect. This is not just a dispensary; **it is a shrine to contradiction**, a glowing beacon of delightful absurdity wrapped around the highest quality cannabis in existence. Let's start with the **name**. You hear "Goobie's Doobies," and immediately, your brain envisions **a dude named Goobie**, perhaps a wise, mystical stoner with decades of herbal enlightenment under his belt, waiting to greet you at the entrance like some kind of cannabis prophet. **But no Goobie exists.** No wise old guru. No hippie sage. No legendary founder with a lifetime of doobie-related expertise. **Just the name.** Like a cosmic joke played on all who enter. Then there's the **interior design**. You might expect psychedelic wall art, neon lights, or some kind of celestial weed-fueled aesthetic. Instead, **the vibe is strangely corporate**, as if you've just walked into **a law office that accidentally specializes in recreational substances**. Polished counters, gleaming product displays, a level of professionalism that feels both impressive and deeply confusing. And don't even get me started on the **music selection**. You expect classic reggae, lo-fi beats, maybe some ambient trip-hop to set the mood. Instead, you walk in and hear **'80s hair metal** blaring at full volume. Is it intentional? A bold, ironic stance against dispensary expectations? Or did someone simply forget to change the playlist? We may never know. Yet despite the layers of irony **stacked like a philosophical onion**, Goobie's Doobies **delivers perfection**. The strains? **Top-tier.** The edibles? **Game-changing.** The pre-rolls? **Expertly crafted with the precision of a master artisan.** This is a dispensary that **shouldn't make sense, but absolutely does**, thriving in its own delightful contradiction. Five stars. And a standing ovation **for the sheer audacity of its existence**.

i think this is the best Dispensary in the Snoqualmie area. after enjoying the waterfall picture,…read morewe stopped to the closest Dispo here. location is next to a market, a gas station, but u won't miss it i got their Doozies gummies, which fasho got me high, and my friend pre-rolls. they got many brands, flavors and articles too big chill in Washington

Dont waste your money taking employee recommendations…read more Went in to get unflavored carts; specified I didn't want something that would taste okay at first but after a few hits tastes like pine sap. Employee brought over a few, and recommended 'Pastime' Jackfruit & Z Pie, he insisted they tasted good. I got 15 minutes away when I learned it started by tasting like pine sap and dirt. Won't return or exchange since the physical cart works. Either stand behind the products you sell & recommendations from staff or Don't go it. I don't appreciate having wasted my money here based on an employee recommendation. Don't waste your money!

Awesome service great selection easy parking . I definitely…read morerecommend going there or extremely smart and if you are over 55 you get a discount of 15% call the wisdom discount they're very helpful

Staff was friendly and very helpful. The manager (can't remember his name, I believe it was Ben)…read moreassisted me and guided me in the right direction on what I was looking to purchase. They do have daily deals, and a nice variety of products as well. This location was not too far my hotel and I recommended stopping by if you're in this area.

Look if your looking for a buzz or help for sleep or pain this is the place…read more They are friendly and knowledgeable and it's a clean and modern place Stop by and see the great selection for what ever your needs are. It's a great value as they discount every day.

10/10 experience with Kiani! we're traveling from southern california & we could not believe how…read moreaffordable the prices were! definitely worth it to stop in for the many many different types of product! everyone was super friendly & will definitely be stopping by when we pass through again!

Friendly Informed…read more Affordable And With great product What else could you ask for‼ Love these great people

I love going to this place! They are always so friendly here and the prices are competitive! The…read moreselection is always there and if there was something you got awhile back and they don't have it they will get it for exclusive customers! If you are ever in Graham WA, stop on by and tell em Yogi sent you!

Staff is awesome, prices are great and they have so many items to select from. I love this store;…read moreit's like the melting pot of America. Young adults, old adults, people from all sorts of diverse backgrounds and incomes. No one there is ever having a bad time. I wish more of the world was like this.

The staff were friendly. They had a good selection of edibles. The prices seemed reasonable.read more

Decided to patronize this new Cannabis Store in Fairwood(Renton,Wa)…read moreThe store is small but it packs a punch. Grace was so nice. She answered all my questions, she is very knowledgeable about product and she even help me set up my email for the point system. I got a really good deal for my Flower, 40% off is Great Parking is OK, the store is surrounded by other Businesses but the Handicap parking was Awesome. The Security Guard was really nice, not standoffish like most. I'm Happy I decided to ship at Danks.

Customer service is elite staff members are friendly and always greet you with a smile…read more Hands down their prices are way better than most dispensary around town. I personally purchase online you get 40% off somedays ever more! Their selection of brands and products is huge but there's plenty of staff to get you in the right direction. if you feel a bit overwhelmed they are there and always ready to give their opinions. that's what I love about this place.

We were just passing through and loved finding this gem! The bud tender was knowledgeable and super…read moresweet. Will definitely come back next time I'm in town!

Spent a vacation in a cabin near Roslyn and it is a life saver. If it wasn't for this I'd have to…read moredrive 45 min to the nearest one. When I arrived the place looks small but they had quite a variety of different strands and types. The lady at the counter was very nice and welcoming, we even had a nice conversation. She gave me a few suggestions of what I was looking for and was answering my questions. I am definitely coming back here again

This spot is so dope! When I'm back in town, I'm definitely coming through here. It's like a little…read morehole in the wall type of spot that you really don't know is over there unless you looked it up or unless you are in the parking lot. But they have a really great selection. I happen to be in town when they were having an anniversary sale and my oh my was it a great time to shop there and I wish I would've gotten more. Man this little disposable granddaddy purple pen by Lolli that I picked up from there and only paid $12.50 during the sale lasted me so long and was such a good deal. They had so much of a great variety and the Budtender that helped me, I'm sorry I wish I could remember his name he was really helpful. I actually have been to the bar next-door years ago when I lived here and I always liked the area in general. It's my type of vibe. Parking could get a little tight during busy times, but I do believe that there's street parking and this is really convenient to the airport too by the way.

Man! Danny DeWeedo is still talked about between C and I. We have discussed coming back here…read morejust to maybe find this strain again. This was our first stop after we landed. We smoked a bit of Danny before we hit the road and that was a mistake. Big one. I consider myself a gosh damn weed smoking professional and Danny damn near got me! I got so high that I forgot how to use a map, or how to let GPS to help me. It doesn't matter how much it cost, it was totally worth every penny. I'm sorry. I know that's unsafe. Won't happen again We pulled over and chilled at a park for a bit to come down. Holy crap! The service was great! They took the time to talk through the different stains. This was before I had legal weed in MS so I was not used to a dispensary environment at this point. It was always meeting in parking lots and in folks shitty apartments and other shady places before that. We bought a bunch of other crap, but nothing compares to Danny. I should have bought it all!! Until next time Danny!! Oh and Kush21 too. '26 - 13