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Pat Brown's reopened and is no longer a grill, from what I can tell. They now serve healthier foods, and have a Peet's Coffee & Tea imbedded in their store.
I decided to come here between lab and lecture, and I didn't want to go off campus. They took forever renovating this place, so I figured it would be a good place to grab lunch. I also wanted to get some work done, and they have ample indoor seating. But no work was done, because I decided to create this rant post instead of being productive for class.
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You have three options eating here:
1) Create your own PLATE: choose any single entree and 2 sides for $7.50
Today, entrees, included 1/4 herbed rotisserie chicken, rotisserie turkey breast, grilled portobello mushroom, braised tofy, and sunflower cutlet (vegan). Sides include spicy simmered greens, french fries, homemade potato chips, garlic fries (+$1.00), whole grain rice pilaf, steamed white rice, "baked" mashed potatoes, creamy polenta, and steamed vegetables.
Single entree from $4.50. Half chicken is $6.50, plus two sides is $9.50. Whole chicken is $12.50. Single side is $1.50.
2) Gourmet SALADS: choose lettuce, dressing, and up to 5 toppings for $5.25. Add an entree option for $7.25
Greens include romaine lettuce, spinach, and spring mix. Dressing includes Caesar, ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, and oil + vinegar. Toppings include cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, pepperocini, shredded carrots, corn, sliced olives, edamame, hard boiled egg, pumpkin seeds, dried cranberries, black beans, croutons. They have something called a PB-T Caeser that has chopped romaine, rotisserie turkey, corn, red onions, black beans, pumpkin seeds, shredded cheddar topped with Caesar dressing.
3) Custom SANDWICHES for $6.25, add a savory side for $7.50 total.
Choose an entree roast from herbed chicken, turkey breast, daily entree, grilled portobello mushroom, braised tofu, sunflower cutlet (vegan). Choose bread from multi-grain wheat, torpedo roll, artisan roll. Add mayo, whole-grain brown mustard, dijon mustard, oil + vinegar, lettuce, tomatoes, sliced olives, cucumbers, red onions, pickles.
Cheese is an extra $0.75, bacon $1.60, avocado $1.25, extra meat $1.75, hummus $1.
I opted for a gourmet salad because I wanted to practice healthy eating habits. The only thing gourmet about this salad was how incredibly small it was for the price I paid.
I got all three types of greens and asked for cucumbers, carrots, corn, edamame, and eggs. They ran out of corn (really?), and the girl said I could get chicken. I thought it was a hidden topping, so I happily said yes. She drizzled on some sauce, threw in a small slice of bread, and that was that.
Wow. This portion would satiate no one. She added maybe 20 leaves of vegetables, 3 cucumber slices, 10 carrot strands, 20 edamame beans, 1/2 of a hard-boiled egg, and 10 strands of chicken. Even worse, the chicken counted as an ENTREE, and I had to pay $7.25 for this miserable MISERABLE meal.
I will say that the chicken was well-flavored, and the bread was tasty and soft. BUT WHAT THE HECK, REALLY? I totally didn't realize how LITTLE I was given until the server tried to close the container...and it was only 1/3 filled. ONE THIRD. THIS IS WORSE THAN GBC. And then I was charge $7.25 for THIS!? REALLY??? It took me 3 minutes to eat the whole thing, and I AM AS HUNGRY AS WHEN I WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR.
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Not-so-generous servers, small salads. Opt for the plates. The salads and sandwiches are miserably small. MISERABLE.
EDIT: Okay, so the student next to me got the plate entree, which was comprised of 4 small slices of turkey, a few florets of steamed broccoli, and a small heap of mashed potatoes with gravy. IT WAS SMALLER THAN MY SALAD. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS. EVERYTHING IS MISERABLY SMALL. DO NOT VENTURE HERE UNLESS YOU ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES FOR LUNCH AND CANNOT GO A FEW MORE FEET TO OFF-CAMPUS EATERIES. Unless it's for Peet's, which was giving away free samples c: