I'm going to kill two birds with one stone with this review, so it may get lengthy. If you're easily bored, you should stop now. I'm about to rant.
So first of all, I'd like to do the direct thing first, and say Bolete is by far my favorite restaurant. Perfect for a couple of friends (Frugal Foodie), couples (Tasting Menus), and for a nice Brunch on Sunday if you are sick of the normal shrimp cocktail and run-of-the-mill omelette station. Expensive? Maybe, but you know what they say about getting what you pay for. Food for thought: comparing prices between Bolete and the other local 'fancy' (loosely used) restaurants in the area, they tend to be nearly the same. And I don't think you're getting even half of the preparation, finesse, and execution anywhere else in the valley.
How many BELLS did anybody else in the Valley get? Exactly.
I've had a great deal of dishes from Bolete, and not one has let me down. The dishes are like a class in palette education, raising your awareness of flavors, and unison therein. From their selection of oyster to their entrees, the bread to the stocks and sauces, and from desserts to soups, the level of attention and invention is amazingly evident. Every staff member (including front of the house) is a SUPERHERO!
On to the second part. It just pains me to read reviews from people like Ricky B, and especially when it's on a place so close to my heart. I'd like to address my issues with the review, line for line...
"From a nutritional standpoint, this food is indistinguishable from Mcdonalds"
This sort of thing just knocks me back a step or two. I tend to wonder why Ricky would suggest that a place that serves super processed foods with genetically modified foods present in nearly every item, not to mention Transfats, stabilizers, and some of the highest sodium levels of any eating establishment would be on the same level as an establishment offering food with NONE of the above? Funny that you see fats and cholesterol as your only concern, evidently they don't teach any progressive nutrition at your college. Maybe I'll give them a 1 star review.
"So a steak, cooked in butter, topped with blue cheese crumbles, on a bed of mashed potatoes whipped with creme fraiche, butter, salt, and a side of cheesecake for dessert is the same as a cheeseburger, fries, and milkshake"
Everytime I've come to Bolete, the setups are much for diverse than this, in fact, I highly doubt your description is accurate at all. I've had setups with WONDERFUL vegetable setups, and almost no starch at all. Roasted carrots, baby turnips, rye gnocchi, spinach, tons of mushrooms, spaetzel, you name it. Fresh herbs, sauces made from reduced Veal Stock, or rich emulsions (requiring very little fat at all). Might I suggest you talk to your server, and ask if the Chef can change a setup around for you before you start giving poor reviews? Refer to the old Spanish proverb "A closed mouth receives no food".
"Beef tartare, cheesecake, steak, fois gras, etc, etc. are not healthy foods, even if they are organic or local. Yes, it is better for the environment. Yes, it probably tastes better. But better for you? No."
The unhealthy aspects of Fois Gras, or a cheesecake may be a very important factor in eating, but the simple fact is that portions are specifically geared toward limiting that sort of excess in your dining process. Don't like that sort of thing? Why not try a different menu item. Their apps list is wide enough in scope to accommodate your needs as well as the next guy. Try the oysters, great protein, low fat, low cholesterol. Plus, they are the best East-Coasters you'll ever have, I promise.
"A focus on Mediterranean based dishes rather than French inspired cuisine is the key to achieving both goals of health and tasty food"
If every restaurant abided by a single cuisine standard, we'd have a whole lot of boring food, and in your case a whole lot of Feta and Oregano. Sometimes people need egg yolks, butter, cream, and raw red meat. Isn't there some measurable quality to having a meal that makes you FEEL good? Food isn't just a necessity anymore, it's a means to happiness. If I had to eat shellfish and vegetables in olive oil for the rest of my life, I may be physically happy, but I'd also be culinarily depressed, and for the most part let down by one of the best senses we've been blessed with.
...and finally
"Saturated fats cause heart disease which is the predominant cause of premature death in the United States."
But isn't being overly concerned with trivial things and/or stress a leading cause of 'essential hypertension'? And wouldn't that sort of thing put you at a higher risk for stroke, aneurysms, and heart failure? Funny that this whole thing is a double edged sword.
So you might call me a mean guy, or maybe just a 20 something guy bitterly trying to defend his favorite spot...
...and you'd be SO right.
Go waste that rhetoric in class. read more