Bizarre Experience.
Pretentious, Arrogant, Rude and Ignorant Host, well below price points expectations, tiny portions, Incredibly overrated. The Host is a poorly trained excuse of a disgusting sad little human being.
We were in the outskirts of Philadelphia and we read many grand Yelper reviews relating to this restaurant and were so excited. I guess people are starving out there?
After some time, The "Bread Runner" offered us very nice Banquet type Bread. Tasteless Olive Oil in a tiny bowl with 3 olives on the table. There are 4 people at the table, so one of us could not taste an olive? I tasted one, store bought?
The dinner crashes and burns at every level.
Appetizers: Portions so tiny that it is ridicules.
Foie Gras Taste was ok, however the tiny Dollop of Foie Gras was insulting. Did the kitchen run out of product and stretching what was left? There were absolutely no taste relating to the many listed ingredients. Maybe all Fiction?
Deep Water Fluke, SO FISHY tasting, so overwhelming to the palette that most of it was left on the plate. Do you think a decent server would have at least inquired as to why this dish was virtually untouched? I don't think for one minute this was fluke, more like Mackerel as the taste was just awful, the plating was ugly.
Smoked Scottish Salmon. My co-diner reported he enjoyed this dish, although also stated the portion seemed silly. Almost for a child.
Roasted Beets This was a Joke right? Artfully full of crap, There wasn't enough for a dam rabbit to eat. Missing ingredients? The taste was fine, but the plate looked all but bare, served ridiculously with an arrogance from a kitchen who is so full of themselves that obviously its' forgotten its mere existence is about Food and to satisfy its clients.
Next Course? Oh it gets worse
Pork Belly, Are you kidding me? 2 Forkfuls, done complete. Does the kitchen taste their own "Grand" creation? Quality control? Plating is based on what seems to be the arrogance of an artist gone awry. "How dare you not enjoy my painting, after all I can throw anything on this canvas and people will love it, I am the artist!"
Sweet Potato Agnolotti, Ok, of course this is worth 14 dollars for a tiny morsel! Not! Here, why don't we just give you all of our wallets and just take our money? Here, really take the change out of our pockets too!
Veal Sweetbreads- Tasted great, Would it be ok if more than less than an ounce of product is put on this lovely Plate? I didn't taste one other ingredient in this dish. Not one discernible flavor. Why? The Fictional like menu read so much better than the food.
Entrees:
Hanger Steak, cooked mid rare. The plating looked lonely, The Flavor needed seasoning, creamed quinoa - meh, broccoli florets (there were none, maybe forgotten?) Bordelaise sauce, let us look, maybe under the plate? Nope We guess the kitchen ran out of this as well?
Skate Wing with beluga lentils, Tiny portion, Skate not a terribly expensive ingredient. The Lentils were Hard and grossly under cooked, inedible. The fish was cooked nicely. Left half the plate.
Salmon, again the same outcome, bland and what seems to be missing ingredients. This entree missed its mark in the flavor department. The Portion was ok.
Enter the bizarro world!
For Dessert:
Beignets - Very Good
Creme Brulee - Gritty to the tongue, Tasted commercial.
Coffee was good, well good for 3 of the 4 of us as the waiter began to rush and I guess he forgot the 4th coffee.
Gets ugly. The food was so below expectations, over priced, and staff stinks, Pretentious, Arrogant. We tipped the waiter 25%.
After we tipped CONVENIENTLY the terribly trained Host comes over to the table and ASKS US TO LEAVE as others want our table? HUH WHAT?? Did we just hear this right? We just PAID hundreds of dollars, waiting for the another cup of coffee and this stupid ignoramus person ASKS us to leave? We leave in silence. They over booked. What horrible service and consideration. We should have told this jerk to stick it up his, but we were so taken aback, we left.
We will NEVER recommend any establishment which behaves so rudely to it's customers. Obviously, poorly trained staff has forgotten without customers, there is nothing, just a Void like this food.
Keep doing this to your customers and soon you will have none.
To the RUDE Host...you embarrass the entire Blackfish team, but mainly you embarrassed yourself and those related to you. Our humanity encourages us to take pity on your soulless ignorance. read more