Ok, I get it. It's cute. It's quaint. It's been there forever in some form or another. And most importantly, it's basically the only non-fast food breakfast option in Falmouth, markets kinda cornered I guess. But it's just not good from any vantage point. While I'm writing this in the Trader Joe's parking lot as my wife is grabbing some essentials, the memory is fresh in my mind. Cause we just came from there.
Walk in, seat ourself, wait about 10 minutes, and finally the waitress comes over, puts the menus down and says; "Drinks?" Simply that. Oh hey dude, would love some java, water and a bong? I have long said that the service industry isn't what it once was, and this whole experience will show it.
So drink orders in, 10 more mins go by. Coffees arrive. Says she'll be right back with the waters and chocolate milk for the child. 15 mins go by. Comes back with milk and water and asks "want to order?" Why yes, I would love to! Ordered a Greek scramble. Irish Bennie. And lox bagel. Bagel was the highlight of the meal. Anyhow, so 20 more minutes go by, catch up with some family who happened to stop in, and our food comes.
My wife loved hers. Tasted fresh. Bagel as I said, was awesome. My Irish Bennie however? Cold. Not like lukewarm, like that hash was COLD to the touch. Now, getting the waitress back took a few minutes, and I inform her it's cold. Reply? "Should he make you a new one?" Well I don't know, if you have a microwave that'd be fine at this point. So 15 more minutes and my food comes out. Everyone else is done eating by now.
So the food this time was hot. And tasted.... fine. The hollandaise was super buttery and not appealing. But the hash was good. But there was a lack of a 'sorry' or anything other than a 'so is that one better?' About 10 minutes later. Which was about the point of where my coffee was refilled for the first time.
So bill comes. Nothing reflected in the bill. Now I don't expect much nowadays in the way of something for a difficulty. But I had to eat alone, forcing my wife and kid to wait for me, with not even an I'm sorry. Maybe like 10% off the bill? Knock the coffees off? Is that expecting too much? I mean, am I crazy?
So pay the check, go to the bathroom. And the hot water doesn't work in the sink. I sure hope the staff are washing their hands in the kitchen with some hot water. Anyhow, just not good.
I must say though, there have been times we've been and it's been perfectly adequate. Never mind blowing, but it's a diner. So I think the idea is... it's a craps shoot. Take your chances if you wish, you might get ok food and ok service. However, you also might get a breakfast from hell. Up to you, I won't be back. read more