DO NOT GO HERE. This place is creepy, has terrible service, has mediocre overpriced food, knowingly served us meat when we told them we were vegetarian, and overcharged my credit card after I left. They clearly do not give a damn, or they at least leave their restaurant in the hands of waiters who clearly don't.
A friend and I agreed to meet here at noon on a Saturday, since it opens at 10. I arrived at 11:50. The doors were locked and the restaurant was empty. I stood outside texting my friend when a guy came out to smoke a cigarette. I asked him if it was open and he said yes and let me in. I should have seen the signs and walked away then. This was the only guy I saw the entire time.
At first I sat on the patio but it was dirty, with tables that were meant for hookah or some kind of fire pit situation but not large enough to eat on, and the chairs were low and uncomfortable with stained cushions, so I went back inside, where it seemed cleaner and nicer, to sit down.
When my friend came the front door was still locked, so the waiter had to go let her in. We ordered the za'atar manouche (flatbread) for $15, a pot of Yemeni chai for $15, a diet coke and a water. We also asked for the **$35** Mediterranean appetizer sampler. This normally came with a few meat items - kibbeh, and both veggie and meat sambosas - but it specifically said on the menu there was a vegetarian option available. Neither of us eat meat, so we requested the vegetarian option. The waiter seemed really confused, so I repeated myself and when he still seemed confused I pointed to the text on the menu that said vegetarian option available. He then agreed it would be vegetarian.
Our chai came. Boring and too much milk. Definitely not a $15 portion. The manouche was fine, but overpriced compared to my usual place right off Lee highway in Arlington, which you'd expect to be more expensive based on the location.
When the waiter brought our Mediterranean sampler he set it down and told us that the only thing with meat was the kibbeh.
WHAT? There are so many things they could have done to make this vegetarian, like double up any of the veggie items that came in the platter or adding one of the many other vegetarian items on the appetizer menu, but instead he brings us this and is like... there's only SOME meat?
The veggie sambosas were bite-sized - a joke. Obviously I can't comment on the kibbeh, which we left untouched. The dolmades were shriveled and tasted weird and we left most over. The hummus was average and a small portion. The tabouleh was actually pretty good with big leaves of fresh parsley. There were a few patties of felafel that were good but too small. The only thing that was actively impressive was the fresh flatbread. This was worth $12, not $35, and I can get better tasting, more ample versions of this platter for $24 at other places.
In retrospect I should have sent the damn thing back over the meat, but the waiter was so vacant and out of it that communicating with him or getting his attention were futile. Much of the time he sat at a desk looking at a computer with earphones in. Our water and diet coke never came. But the waiter was never available for us to say anything about it. At one point a customer came in and said "hello" repeatedly but no one answered.
The waiter never came to check on us once and after being at this "restaurant" for close to two hours with very few other tables joining us, we had to actively flag him down for our bill. When he came he started to read off what we had and I heard him say water out loud and then he caught himself. And I said, "Yes, we never received our water or diet coke" and he muttered sorry or something and removed them from the bill.
The lowest tip option on the screen was 18%. Honestly, after that service - which was basically no better than if we had ordered at a counter - I should have tipped 10%, but he was standing right there and it was awkward and I didn't want to sit there and fuss with the custom tip feature right in front of him, so I tipped 18%.
In retrospect, I do not know why I was being such a people-pleaser with this doofus. I should have sent back the platter with the meat. I should have tipped less. I'm mostly mad at myself for paying these people $76 for this insult of a meal. Seriously, *$76* after tip for two people for tea, an appetizer platter and a basic flatbread!
I was going to give 2 stars when I sat down to write this, but then, after seeing other reviewers report that they increase the charges on your credit card, I checked my bank statement and, sure enough, the charge was $3 higher than what I authorized. $3 isn't huge but WTF? I should have taken the receipt when asked. After doing the math that's the exact difference between the 18% tip I left and a 20% tip, so it seems to me like someone went back and changed it.
I guess I can feel better about my tip because they would have changed it anyway. I should've taken the receipt. read more