What do you do when you are having a shitty week compounded by international political/ bureaucratic drama, and a boss that looks and acts like a homeless person? Well, you say "fuck all of you" and go to a nice dinner/ drinks with wonderful company. That is what I did, and Avec was the right spot to get away from a shitty work week.
A lovely friend and fellow yelper suggested we go to Avec. I have never been there, I heard about the bad wait times. I am not a fan of waiting, no matter how good the place is. When my dinner companion assured we will not wait for long, I jumped at it. Perfect.
The interior looks like an upscale Finnish sauna. I have seen enough of them in Scandinavia to tell the upscale ones from the cheap ones. I was tempted to take my clothes off, wrap a towel, and sweat out. Don't worry, my clothes stayed on the entire time. I am well behaved in public, and company of women. You see sir, I am a gentleman, after all!
We were greeted by our server Josh with two glasses of Gran Sarao Rose while waiting to be seated. Nice! The bubbly was perfect for the gloomy weather and delectable food to follow.
We started with the frog legs. The combination of flavors was outstanding. Crispy fried fennel goes very well with paprika aoili, and proscuitto. Having never had frog legs before, my dinner companion was thoroughly impressed. A perfect start to a wonderful meal to follow.
We moved on to the focaccia with truffle oil and herbs. It was a pure delight. I ate most of it within 2 minutes (not appropriate when you are sitting next to a lady). Josh kept refilling our wine glasses and we were enjoying our dinner and conversation.
The experience till this point was 4 star. That is when we ordered the medjool dates. Stuffed with chorizo, wrapped in bacon, with a piquillo pepper-tomato sauce. Holy slut of Jesus, I just had a memory bitchslap. You know when you eat something so good that you remember past memories? No? You say I am the only weird one that has memory flashbacks when I eat amazing food? Whatever, let's get to the review at hand.
I got on the bar counter, took off my pants, and asked the chef to "take" me right there.... on the bar counter. Fuck yeah! You deserve some kind of a sexual favor for making dates taste this good. The sweetness of a date balanced out with the smoky flavor of bacon and peppery tomato sauce. Fuck me God, right now! And give it to me gooood! Oh yeah!!
No, that did not happen. Remember, I am well behaved in public and the company of women. So, I secretly wished my "bar counter" fantasy would come true. I didn't say a word for a good few minutes while enjoying the dates. I am sure my companion was wondering why the hell I suddenly muted myself while I have been yapping about my international healthcare drama until a minute ago. Well, I was silent because I was having my "bar counter" fantasy, induced by the medjool dates.
I lived in the Sahara desert for 4 frickin' years. I was surrounded with all kinds of dates, yet never liked them. My mom tried to feed me that shit for lunch and dinner.
Mom: here beta (beta = son, in Hindi) have some dates. They are good for you... and they are fresh from Dr. Merzouk's garden (Dr. Merzouk = my dad's colleague)
Me: wtf? This shit is nasty *inside voice*
Mom: It's either dates or (horse) milk, what do you want?
Me: *gobbles up the dates*
It took a restaurant in Chicago to make me like them. How strange is that?
After having a barrage of inappropriate thoughts, I realized it is rude to stay silent with a boner in my pants. Times like these I am glad I went to Avec in my work attire, a monkey suit. In order to come back to reality I decided to take a look at the dessert menu. We ordered the vanilla crepes with kumquats. Two crepes filled with cheesy goodness surrounded by delicious kumquats. It completed our evening of extraordinary food journey.
We sat by the bar counter instead of getting a table. I like communal seating, and Avec does a good job at keeping the communal seating in order. It is not an ideal date location because it is loud. As with any communal seating restaurants the vibe is casual, and everyone was well dressed. Josh did an excellent job taking care of us, my wine glass was always full.
Thanks to my dinner companion for the lovely company and introducing me to Avec. I will definitely go again. And this time, my pants are coming off!! read more