While there is Venn diagram overlap between the categories, authentic and delicious, it's an important distinction for me. Thanks to the invasion, I've come to be pretty familiar with traditional Ukrainian food from fundraisers. Although the Ukrainian people are the toughest on Earth, they are very gracious and generous hosts. I wanted to come here wearing my heart on my sleeve so to speak so I wore one of my Ukrainian St. Javelin shirts, a Ukraine trident hat, and I practiced how to say hello and thank you all day. This sort of outfit always elicited a welcoming smile and open appreciation from Ukrainian Americans and refugees. Not here. The hostess looked me up and down in disdain, as I took in the upscale environment and realized I was under dressed. I'm never under dressed, so I was embarrassed. Still my "Privet," and "Dobri Vechir" were also ignored, my pronunciation wasn't even corrected. Instead, what I got was a curt "you won't be seated until your whole group arrives." We had reservations for four, we were moments ahead of the second couple and THERE WAS NO ONE SEATED AT ANY TABLE. The place was empty. I've been asked to wait until all of the reservation guests were present, but that was at Red Lobster on a Saturday night. At my age, hostesses never tell me to wait for the rest of my party, and then walk away. This did happen at a steak place in Milwaukee where the hostess apologized for not being able to seat me right away and escorted me to a seat at the bar and bought me a drink. When we were seated were were scolded with " No coats on chair backs." Okay, so I'm underdressed, but if you're such a classy restaurant, get a coat and hat check room or at least a coat and hat rack. And, I want to stress, we were so early in the evening, there wasn't anybody here for our coats to get in the way. It's all in the way you ask people, it was rude, not a polite request, more like an order for misbehaving children. The waitress arrived promptly and very helpfully recommended a bubbly from Ukraine that went very well with all of our dishes. She then "explained the menu" but left out one very important detail, the dishes had traditional Ukrainian names but were not the traditional Ukrainian dishes. The chef, a brilliant and creative type, used his grandmothers recipes as inspiration but the cuisine was all new and invented. This affected how I enjoyed my meal. nothing ordered was what I expected even though all of it was delicious. Disappointing delicious food. Good but not authentic. I should have realized when the waitress pronounced Chicken Kiev with two syllables like the Russians. I had also spent all day practicing the proper pronunciation of Kiev, which wasn't time wasted because I'm ready for the next authentic Ukraine situation. In spite of not seating us early, the waitstaff was clearly in a hurry to get us out of there, they brashly interrupted conversation, brought out and cleared dishes at a rude and rapid rate, and kept taking silver ware out of out plates and placing them back on the table. Maybe I'm old, heck not maybe, I know I'm old, but in my day in a classy restaurant, ALL the silver ware for all courses was laid out at each setting. Nowadays high class places replace the silverware with each serving. The place reminded me of another restaurant that was presented as Korean, but not authentic Korean, rather Korean inspired original new cuisine that had a very rushed service just down the block and it turns out the chef here is the husband of the chef there. At Parachute the waitstaff is pretty oblivious to Korean culture, but the food is inspired and truly delicious but disappointing if one is expecting traditional Korean. We asked if the food here was presented family style or if we were ordering our own dishes and the waitress encouraged us to share. One of us, skeptical of a place serving tapas style but not, asked if the plates were served cut up into divided portions and the waitress said she would bring extra plates and knives. As it turned out, the appetizers were easily shared, but not the main dishes. Very expensive for the rushed and pompous service, prices are commensurate with the quality of cooking, but you will have a hard time enjoying if you're expecting traditional Ukrainian cuisine and hospitality. This was one of my three birthday meals. The food wasn't quite as good as Milwaukee's Lake Park Bistro, where the service was impeccable. Lake Park Bistro was not quite as expensive, but that's comparing mangoes and papayas as Milwaukee is less expensive than Chicago. The service was better at Merenda and Miss Katie's Diner in Milwaukee, which reminds me, I need to up the rating I gave at Merenda as the service there was quite a bit better than here. The décor here is lovely and upscale, kind of a contrast to the curt service. read more