The good news is that Alley Cat looks phenomenal. Lived-in feel, low key lighting, lovely brick, and so forth combine to cloud the mind to the fact that this is the space's first incarnation as a bar. It feels old. It feels like it's been around a lot longer than the mere weeks it has. A few items do stand out to detract in my mind (those being the unvarnished wood of the barstools and the superabundance of animal heads littering the premises). But on the whole, it looks phenomenal.
Early, it looks like Allentown appreciates the effort. Daily since its opening, I've walked by. Daily, it's been packed. In my opinion, that's a problem (albeit one it can't do a thing about). A thousand bars that look just like this teem on New York's West 4th, East 9th, up and down Greenpoint's Manhattan Avenue, and so forth. It's glorious to slink into them at any hour of the day, hunker down, and nurse any type of drink imaginable. Here, seating is limited. Space is constrained. Alley Cat's a great name, but Can of Sardines might be more a propos. Empty, it feels luxurious. Full, it feels frenetic.
Drinks-wise, I do wish Alley Cat attempted a bit more. Having no recourse but bottled beer is discouraging in the day and age when even a chain quick-fire pizza joint offers assorted microbrews on tap. On the other hand, Alley Cat isn't aiming to please those that favor hifalutin cocktails or wines either. It's all quite basic... which is fine but not desirable.
The second time here was for drinks ever, but my first time here was for food, a mistake I will NOT repeat. I posted a picture of my "Buffalo Chicken Macaroni and Cheese" to Yelp on eating. The picture I took looks absolutely great, but that says more about lighting, presentation, and my absolute refusal to post subpar food photos than it does about the quality of the food itself. Having supped on gourmet mac and cheese of my own creation, of restaurant preparation for years and years, I expect a good mix of cheeses, some nice hints of spice throughout. Further, I expect that when someone advertises "XYZ macaroni and cheese," that XYZ was baked into the original dish together. The practice of Mooney's and others to mix in ingredients post-bake reeks of laziness, cheapness. Alley Cat's sins are far greater.
See, the menu item reads "Buffalo Chicken Macaroni and Cheese." The photo I posted demonstrates that my plate arrived deconstructed, with Buffalo-sauce smeared chicken hunks separate from bleu cheese, from mac 'n cheese, from paltry tomato slices. What on earth? The proper nomenclature my dish was "Buffalo chicken with macaroni and cheese." I found myself mixing my own meal and wondering, "WTF? WTF? WTF?" as I shoveled mouthful after disappointing mouthful into my mouth.
See, beyond merely the presentation, the mac 'n cheese arrived entirely unspiced, sans even black pepper and rather tasting only of cheap cheese and butter. I suppose this is fine for some folk, but it ain't fine for any restaurant-grade product to my mind, especially considering the volume of same-texture, same-taste mess to eat. Further, the photo belies the extraordinarily sad state of the chicken breast. To save on time, effort, and money, the kitchen staff has opted not to marinate discrete chicken breasts in respective sauces but rather chose to smear sauce on post-cooking. As I was furiously attempting to cut my chicken to mix it into the mac 'n cheese, I would regularly accidentally wipe all sauce off the bites with the blade of my knife. Those bites of chicken were just nasty, reminded me of the elementary school days when my parents would recruit the really shoddy babysitters from the church's youth program.
Beyond the food and drink issues, I have had ludicrous issues with service each and every time I've stepped in here. Bartenders are overwhelmed, confused, or else rude. Waitresses seem unable to ably serve the tiny set of tables Alley Cat contains. Perhaps just-opened jitters are a bit to blame.
Maybe it'll get better.
4 stars for atmosphere (5 stars - 1 for animal heads)
2 stars for drinks
1 star for food
2 stars overall read more