try as i might, i do not believe that the words i write here can aptly convey my anger with this place at this moment.
my girls politely asked tonight if we could have "chips n salsa" for dinner. as i was ridiculously proud of their accomplishments during the day, the details of which i will not get into here, i told them we could. even though i have had bad experiences here in the past, i decided that we would go to ahhua's because (1) it is the closest mexican restaurant to our house and (2) i know they have bands on the patio friday and saturday nights. i thought my two daughters might enjoy it.
we were seated on the patio while the band was setting up and our food arrived at 6:50 pm. i know this because i took a picture, as i often do. i immediately noticed that i did not have any silverware. i didn't think much of it, and ate the taco off my combo plate, the one thing i could eat with my hands (at this point,it seems moot to note that i was brought a beef taco when it was supposed to be chicken), while i waited for the waitress to return. i waited and waited. and waited. waited....finally i went inside and looked to see if i saw a hostess and/or member of the wait staff.
nope. not a one.
sat back on the patio and waited. my girls were already done with their food. they proceeded to run around with the other kids on the patio while still i waited. finally, at 7:19 (yep, 29 minutes later...i checked), our waitress returned and asked how everything was. i asked her for silverware, and she responded, "pardon me." she then proceeded to make her rounds to the other tables under the patio before getting me the proper tools to eat the dinner i had ordered an hour earlier.
after bringing me my silverware, and again stating "pardon me", i poked around at my cold food and took a few bites. it was ridiculously awful. by now i was ready to go. so i waited for my waitress to return so i could ask for my check. and waited. and waited while my restless kids were running around. and waited. and waited.
if i knew the name of this particular waitress, i would tell you. all i can say is she was the one with the cold sore.
tired of waiting, at 7:53 (yep...34 minutes later...i checked) i rounded up my kids and left. this may be an admission of a crime, but eff it. let ahuua's come after me for the disgusting combo meal i didn't eat, half a margarita, and the two kids meals my girls played with.
to make matters worse, the band was worse than any band i've ever heard. they stumbled through every cover they played, and even stopped halfway through a GD matchbox 20 cover 'cause they were doing it so poorly (their setlist from my memory: zz top's cheap sunglasses, van morrison's brown eyed girl, kenny wayne shepherd's blue on black, a beatles song i can't recall, and matchbox 20's 3am that they didn't know).
i wish i knew what everyone else saw in this horrible excuse for a restaurant. one yelper feels so passionately about this place that he directly referenced my previous review in his. it's just sad.
please, i beg of you. don't ever ever ever go to this restaurant. read more