CAVEAT: We've had very good meals at A16 with their regular pizzas and pastas; but, when they do a 'special' menu -- as they did for New Years Eve -- run for the hills, because the meal will be on the dark side of execrable. We learned too late; there's still time for you!
To wit:
The first -- and, at least for one dish, the best -- course, ANTIPASTI, was either an albacore crudo (good, if hardly exceptional) or water buffalo veal polpettini (virtually inedible, but for the saving grace of some nicely-brothed, baby lentils underneath). The polpettini were dry, overcooked, unspiced, and almost entirely lacking in flavor; I don't think we've ever had any 'Italian' dish taste so bland.
So, we were off to an iffy start, but still undaunted.
Unfortunately, the second course, PASTA, was the beginning of the deluge of poorly conceived, prepared, and presented dishes. The first, a crab crespelle -- not a pasta; think crunchy, tiny, crab flautas on a bed of oil-infused mashed potatoes -- sounded great and, indeed, the little flautas were fine. But they sat on an oil-permeated, almost tasteless bed of mashed potatoes -- that, for some reason, were not just tepid, but soupy and cold. A disastrous combo -- but if you ate the flautas quickly, the cold, oily potatoes could do only minimal damage to them.
The second pasta was a pasta: a single, large raviolo served with an egg inside. We've had the Michael Chiarello version at Bottega, and it's absolutely superb: it comprises a very large raviolo, served piping hot, and when punctured by a fork, exudes a beautiful stream of bright, yellow egg yolk. Here, tho, A16 over-cooked the raviolo -- such that the egg yolk had largely congealed. And to add insult to their own injury, they then served the dish only luke warm.
At this point, we sensed we were now headlong into a disaster. And, of course, things went downhill fast.
The third course, the ENTREE, was a black cod or beef tenderloin choice. The cod was OK, on a basic level but, strangely, lacked any seasoning, even tho it was touted as having a savory seafood brodo. (Brodo? About the same as broth bought off the shelf at Trader Joes; tho somewhat less flavorful.) It was served warm, the plate was cold. Huh?
But, while the cod was at least edible, the beef tenderloin was horrible -- twice! The first time, the plate was cold, and the beef, itself, was no warmer than room temperature. I asked them to heat it and -- 10 minutes later -- was presented with what looked to be a different plate, with different cuts. But, this time, the meat was gray, overcooked, dry, and -- essentially -- all from an end piece. It looked thoroughly unappetizing -- but proved worse.
Resting on a bed of winter root vegetables, the beef proved inedible: about the worst I've tasted in my life. Really. The consistency was almost mealy. And the bone marrow bread crumb garni only made a terrible dish worse -- since it tasted like small, sand granules. (Cf. Lark Creek's hot, savory, juicy Pot Roast with winter vegetables.)
The root vegetables were somewhat better -- but only because they had no flavor whatsoever. And, to top it off, this version, tho slightly warmer than the first, was still served not much above room temperature.
After two bites, I conceded defeat, and pushed the plate far away.
Strangely -- or perhaps not -- our server never asked how that -- or any other -- dish tasted. That, I found peculiar -- it was as if she knew just how bad the food she was serving had to be.
We almost passed on dessert, figuring we could still get out alive, but -- hungry for something worthwhile -- were tempted by the rosemary + chocolate panna cotta. Seemed like a fun concept of mixed flavors, but A16 took it precisely in the wrong direction: instead of lightly spicing the chocolate with rosemary, they basically served a rosemary panna cotta with chocolate flavoring. The rosemary overpowered the palate -- and the many rosemary needles inevitably got stuck in one's teeth. The cookies aside were stale -- as if purchased from a day-old bakery.
Our server was friendly, but the service overall was scattered and inattentive -- as the cold dishes (and lack of interest in how we 'liked' our meals) reflected. Perhaps she had too many tables.
So, with relatively empty -- and thoroughly unsatisfied -- stomachs, and nearly $300 lighter in our pockets, we fled A16 for the safety of home, and some edible New Years Eve snacking.
Enjoy the regular menu at A16 -- but by all means AVOID ALL 'SPECIAL' MENUS AT A16. Even were if free, this would have been a terrible experience.
Silver lining? The dinner was so abominable, we laughed [at] ourselves all the way home; we had to squeeze some lemonade out of the A16 lemon!
(Two stars, because the regular menu is -- has to be -- much better; but no stars for last night. Inexcusably atrocious! And they probably have no clue how bad they were -- last night, at least.) read more