Pretentious. Expensive for a cafe. Terrible quesadillas. Unclear menu descriptions. Menu offerings are from the 90's. Bad customer service. Sat people on the patio far too close together. (We moved our rickety table away from the other occupied table that was maybe three feet away.) Wobbly, dirty-looking tables on their patio and inside was dark, dated and unclean-looking. The person seating us put our utensils on the table, which may be fine if the napkin covered the utensils from the dirty-looking metal-mesh tables. We ordered items not requiring utensils.
Had the chicken salad sandwich; it was fine. Had the Bridget quesadilla; it was disgusting. The menu said it had spinach, portobello mushrooms, chicken, onion, tomatoes and salsa on a plain tortilla. I don't like flavored tortillas, but liked the rest, so that worked. They had the bright idea of putting very watery salsa INSIDE the burrito. It was a sopping mess with at LEAST a cup of mostly raw onions, a sparse few spinach leaves and very, very few diced portobello mushrooms and black beans on a gross tomato tortilla.
It came out sitting in liquid and came with tortilla chips and sour cream. I asked about the salsa and was told it doesn't come with a side of salsa but I could pay more for salsa. How irritating. Tortilla chips are salt bombs and the salsa takes that edge off. I picked a wedge up and it leaked all over my bike pants then onto my shoes as I tried to turn away from the table. It continued to leak into a puddle beside the table. The waiter quickly checked in. I said there is something wrong with my order as it is in a puddle on the plate and dripping all over. He said that this quesadilla came with salsa on the inside. He added that it was in the menu description.
Actually, the menu did not make it clear that I would not be getting a plain tortilla as stated but instead I would be receiving a gross, raw-onion, quesadilla on an equally gross tomato tortilla that turned into paste with how much watery salsa their nit-wit "cook" dumped in there and that it would be like digging for buried treasure to find the other ingredients sparsely added to the mountain of onions. Shortly thereafter, the manager (maybe) came over to ask how is everything. I told him. He said he was sorry I didn't like it and moved on to make his rounds to other tables. I picked out the few pieces of mushroom, beans and spinach, but left most of my food and left hangry.
There was NO discount off of the bill for my barely edible food. We will not ever return to this pretentious dump, and I hope others do not make the same mistake of looking for a good meal here. read more