Terrible food and appalling service. Apple crumble tasted like party popper gunpowder and "Satanical Garden" was mostly dirt-like chocolate crumbs, drowned savoiardi biscuits, and store-bought lollies. The waitress reluctantly led us to a table, then failed to ever come back to take our order. When we went to the bar to order, it appeared she also had never registered us as being seated in the upstairs dining section. It took two goes to get cutlery for our desserts, and meanwhile we could plainly hear the waitress complaining that other customers hadn't left a tip. After eating as much of our desserts as we could stomach, we then heard the waitress discussing her explosive diarrhoea with the kitchen staff, in full sight and ear shot of customers. To top it all off, when the manager asked us how our night was, he said "be honest, I've had lots of complaints tonight." Yet even after describing the above, he made no attempt to apologise or make up for our experience. Fingers crossed we don't get food poisoning. read more