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    Casual
    Loud
    Dogs allowed
    Happy hour specials

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    Kram-Puss
    Monika W.

    Experience is fun and dirty (in all the best ways) but I was surprised at how good the food was. I loved the tenders, the special sauce and jalapeño ranch were BOMB, and the crunch wrap was so good and so fresh. We got the kram-pus and was really happy with it too. I didn't expect this but I'd definitely come back!

    Shani H.

    Fun and quirky spot in boys town. Funny decor and a novelty item to eat. Fun spot to stop in while in the neighborhood.

    Dick n chicken combo
    Johannes P.

    Decided to stop in to this XXX. Rated restaurant today while visiting Chicago NorthHalsted area. The chicken was moist and meaty and when dipped into that sauce I knew it needed to be in my mouth immediately. The cock waffle was enormously satisfying and don't get me started on the sugar dusted nuts! The fisted and loaded thots did not disappoint either. Grab your whips and blindfolds and cum down here stat.

    Aunt Flo
    Ryan C.

    This is going to be my most carefully worded review of all time. This establishment has excellent tasting patries. You will want to put them in your mouth. They also have savory items like wings and chicken sandwiches which we did not get a chance to try, but we will when we return. They looked enticing. They had a coffee with almond milk smoothie that was way better than anything I've ordered at Starbucks. But this description of our experience pales in comparison to the presentation. My pictures may not make it clear, but this is very much an 18+ establishment. The way you are served your order is embarrassingly funny. You will almost definitely feel awkward eating. That is ok, it is fully intended. I would suggest not bringing your grandmother or pastor here. Let them find it themselves. And if you visit by yourself, you will probably sweat less. Good luck, and enjoy! ;)

    Fun times.
    Greg H.

    If you need a good laugh and experience stop in for a sweet treat. The server was a hoot and made us laugh and no doubt enjoys his job. This is a place I would certainly recommend visiting at least once. Not sure I would go back a second time. Just nothing after the first time. It was absolutely tasty and fun but $8-9 is a lot for a glorified waffle donut. One tip I would recommend is always asking for one that is freshly made. We were a party of four. They made them fresh for us with the exception of one person. Hers did not have the same pizazz and was not "hot" and fresh. Once again great place, ambiance and fun. Stop in if you get a chance and support local community.

    Caesar's Teaser
    Lina C.

    We thought the food was super funny and sounded pretty good so we finally visited. I will say that if you are more on the shyer side or get embarrassed easily, you will feel uncomfortable here haha. We got to witness someone receive their waffle while we were thinking of our order and they definitely went above and beyond what we thought they would do. It made me feel like I was interrupting an intimate moment haha. Unfortunately we did not get a waffle but we did get sandwiches. I got the Caesar's Teaser and I was pretty disappointed. It was a small wrap that could have had more flavor/was almost on par with one from the grocery store. The cherry tomatoes were my favorite part of the wrap but that was really it. My boyfriend got the "Chicken" sandwich. The chicken was perfectly crisp but it really lacked seasoning. Our other friend who was there got the Chicken and Waffle sandwich and said the exact same thing. And also the pretzel bun was cold/ not toasted, so to me it was a weird mix of temperature and lack of flavor. Seasoning the fried chicken well will make the sandwiches amazing as the fry was great! And we upgraded to loaded tots and that was deeeelish. Almost like tater tot crack haha. Would recommend everyone to upgrade as it was that good. I also tried some of the regular fries and they were also very good. They were both a beautiful golden brown and crispy. They definitely have their potatoes in check!

    Cookies & Cum and Creampie Surprise

    Been wanting to try this place for months and finally got around to it! I got the smash that ass burger and it was so juicy! I also got the cookies n cum waffle and the cream pie surprise waffle. The cream pie surprise was good but I wouldn't get it again as it quickly turned soggy. The cock waffles are truly what I recommend! They were nice and crispy despite the saucy toppings. I wish I could remember the staff member who helped us but they were so funny and gave everyone there a unique experience there. If you are easily embarrassed or shy I would pass. But if you are a little freaky and looking for a good time I 100% recommend coming here. So fun will be returning with more friends in the future. This experience is one of a kind!

    Dayana V.

    We came here for the experience and the chuckles. We were honestly full but wanted to stop in. The staff didn't disappoint and the waffles were good as well.

    Katie N.

    Come for the ambiance and have a few laughs! You are definitely paying for the experience. Our server was really into making our cock waffles. Priced at $13 a piece. Taste was ok.

    Party special
    Brian T.

    Incredible, flabbergasting, and entertaining. Not for the easily embarrassed or faint of heart. Friendly, fabulous, welcoming staff out on a show once you get your order and it is interesting to say the least. It was oddly empowering. The waffles themselves aren't to die for and are somewhat simplistic in flavor despite the toppings. The presentation is what won me over. Dogs are allowed inside and they offer pup cups

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    Expensive and not good but funny displays. Line was long, food was under average. I wouldn't recommend eating here.

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    I love this place, the service was AH-MAH-ZING!!! A great experience and the commentary is a riot!

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    2 years ago

    So good! The manager was amazing and the cock was on point! Love it and definitely recommend!!

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    2 years ago

    Honestly some of the best chicken tenders around! Plus the sauces are all homemade and amazing! So happy this place opened up next door.

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    4 years ago

    This place is hilarious. The guy who make the willies is so entertaining. This is a very cute place.

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    4 years ago

    literally the best dick I've ever had! the waffles are immaculate! visit whenever you can!!!!

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