Wow!!! Mary is amazing. 90 massage for $105 including tip. She worked out all the kinks and…read moreloosened all my knots. I walked out 80% better. I definitely will come back.

One of the most unprofessional and rude women I have ever met at a massage parlor gave me a massage…read morethat left my back more messed up than it was when I arrived. Then she had the audacity to demand a larger tip. She talked on the phone and left the room MULTIPLE times without adding the additional minutes to make the full 60 minute massage I paid for. Plus there were mystery stains on the sheet I laid on. If the massage had been out of the world amazing I still could not have overlooked the sketchy setup with the doorbell and the woman's dual role as a hostess and disinterested masseuse.

Great couple massage. Very nice husband and wife team!…read more Relaxing space and close by UCSB

I've only had a handful of massages in my life, but after going to Upscale Massage, I can say now I…read moreknow how they are supposed to feel! Jesse was my masseuse and he was extremely professional and personable. I had made an appt for the 60-minute Swedish massage and caught myself almost drooling a couple times! The entire massage felt amazing. I did have some knots in my left shoulder area, where Jesse said he was using more pressure than he would in a normal Swedish massage. He said he was doing this to relieve the knots and to let me know if it was too much to handle. I let him know that I knew I needed it and to continue and thanked him for the explanation. I will most definitely be back. Thank you!

ABSOLUTELY AVOID: Terrible Massage, Forced Tipping, and Highly Unprofessional Behavior…read more I am an experienced consumer of massage services and have never encountered such an appalling level of unprofessionalism. I strongly advise everyone to avoid this establishment. I scheduled a 60-minute massage and signage indicated the price was $70 if I pay cash. Upon entering the room, I asked if I should undress. The therapist spoke absolutely no English and there were no signs indicating what is customary or expected. Communication was impossible and nonexistent. It was also oddly silent, there was no music during the massage. Invasion of Privacy: While I was still in process of getting undressed, the therapist barged into the room and left the door wide open. I was fully naked and exposed. During the massage, the sheet she provided to go over me was the size of a pillowcase, or smaller. It did not adequately cover me and left my private parts exposed. Periodically during the massage, my therapist would stop treatment, open the door, and leave the room to greet a walk-in client, or yell back and forth with someone else who was in the building. I had my head opposite the door and could not tell when the door was open or closed, so I felt extremely exposed to anyone walking down the hall and had to try and adjust the tiny sheet provided for cover. Inappropriate Behavior: At the end of the massage, the therapist kissed my hands. She left so that I could dress, but entered the room again while I was still naked and dressing. She would not leave although I was still naked, and she very inappropriately wanted to "help" me get dressed. Subpar Massage: The massage itself was poor. The paper towel used on the face rest was scratchy on my face skin. The masseuse used an excessive amount of oil, and was actively pushing the massage table around the too-small room while I was on it--a jarring and unprofessional experience that ruined any chance of relaxation. The masseuse was not discreet with how the small sheet was used, she did not cover my private parts appropriately while she worked on different areas of my body. There were some very uncomfortable techniques used where she tried to pull my head up to arch my back. She did not seem to know what she was doing. Forced Tipping: The situation escalated dramatically after I paid $70 cash for the service, crossing the line from poor customer service into outright hostility--the masseuse immediately began demanding, "tip, tip, tip". I offered a $4 tip for the poor service received. The masseuse instantly confronted me, keeping her hand out and demanding more tip. A mandatory tip is bizarre, unethical, and something I have never heard of. This encounter was one of the most unprofessional massage experiences I have ever had. The lack of a properly-sized sheet, exposing my naked body by not covering my private parts and opening the door to my room during service, immodest behavior while undressing and dressing, delivering a poor service, and demanding an arbitrary "minimum tip," is unacceptable. The owner needs to be aware that their staff is openly insulting and aggressively alienating customers. AVOID at all costs.

The worst massage I have ever had. First off before she even started the massage she asked for me…read moreto pay before. (Which should have been a red flag). I refused said I'll pay after the massage is done. Then she got started she over focused on my right shoulder, She rubbed super hard down my spine, I finally asked her to do my legs. As I asked if she was going full body? She left 3 separate times during my "60" minute massage to answer the front door due to customers coming in., which wasn't the problem, the problem was she left the door wide open and had me pretty exposed, I'm now in incredible pain after everything. Typically I have had a soreness after a good massage, but nothing beats the kind of pain I'm in. Do not waste your money...have no clue why there is a single good review on here..

Miss Mie-mie was very professional and an amazing massage., very strong hands that release any…read moretightness u may have in your body . 5 star service. By far . After one session I feel like a new man ., can't wait to have her work on me again . Her name should be mie-mie "The Magician",cause she does magic !! Santa Barbara don't fall asleep, on royal Thai massage.. Give them a try ..!!!!!.,! Keep up the good work ..thanks again. MASHALLAH!!!

Mimi saved our life! Basically the best massage you will ever receive, and you get WALKED ON…read more literally. Highly recommended

Very messy, but if your interested in their "service" it'll cost ya like 140. Pretty nice and…read moreoffered water.

From the owner: 998 Spa Massage We pride ourselves in providing the best…read moremassage experience for everyone. All types of massage are available here from top of the head to the tips of the toe's. Deep Tissue, Swedish, Foot Reflexology,

You walk out of the massage feeling renewed and rejuvenated. Cindy is very in tune with figuring…read moreout where your body needs work. I live out of town and am willing to drive over 90 -120 minutes just to get a massage from Cindy. A bonus is that she has also been able to help me connect with some of my loved ones that have passed on. An hour massage from Cindy is a gift you should definitely give to yourself.

Cindy is great. I always feel relaxed and rejuvenated after a massage. She integrates all of her…read moreholistic abilities into each session, which is restorative to both the body and soul. She takes time to work on any areas that are in need of extra attention, and leaves me relaxed and content for the week ahead. Scheduling is easy, reliable and repeatable. Highly recommended!

I was passing thru on a road trip when I came to get a massage for my lower back due to really bad…read morehotel beds. I am so glad I did, he is so experienced, caring and knowledgeable. I saw him twice and my body feels so much better. I wish we lived closer so I could go weekly! Yeah, he's that good!

Roger is fantastic masseuse. I've been working on physical therapy from a running injury and he has…read morebeen extremely helpful in restoring mobility and reducing pain. He has a great understanding of structure of the body and the needed techniques to loosen tension and reduce guarding. Would highly recommend!

Michelle is a wonderful and professional massage…read moretherapist. She is warm and friendly and has a small private studio she works out of that has a peaceful and quiet atmosphere. I highly recommend her!

I have been receiving massages from Michelle for several years and I am so grateful that I met her!…read more She is a very talented therapist, and a kind and sweet person in all respects. I highly recommend WENJUAN Massage and Michelle.