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    Thirsty Armadillo

    2.9 (30 reviews)
    ModerateBars, Music Venues
    Closed 7:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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    THIRSTY ARMADILLO ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Loud
    Live music
    Casual
    Good for groups

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    Leigh G.

    Just moved to the area and had Thirsty Armadillo recommended to us, as we wanted a good country bar with some live music. Great atmosphere! We went here on a Friday evening around 8pm and it wasn't very busy and by the time we left, it had picked up a bit. The bartender was nice and quick, but unable to make a Colorado bulldog (my favorite... unsure if they didn't have the cream or if she didn't know what it was?). The music quality was great, not too loud to be unable to hold a conversation. My only complaints: people smoking. Where we are from, smoking is banned from any indoor place. Thought that was the same for Fort Worth, but there were ash trays on many of the tables. Also, it was so unbearably cold inside. The day was warm, maybe they turned on the air conditioning? The doors were kept open too, but even the bathroom was ice cold. Would be nice in the summer, but not January. :) Will definitely return for more live music!

    Jared P.

    Everything is made from scratch and made fresh daily. The chef makes his Homemade Teriyaki and Asian BBQ sauce to go on his wings as well as cal slaw, horseradish sauce. Place order with one of our bartenders

    Love music
    Angela H.

    Wow the drinks are good...people are cute...cowboys will ask you to dance...live music...check it out.

    These tenders were huge! Made from scratch and delicious!

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    1 month ago

    This place has so much potential butttttttt Change the music good lord. Tired of the same soundtrack since 2020

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    2 years ago

    The most amazing fix to your whole stockyards vibe. They are very fast and always friendly. I love this place.

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    3 years ago

    Waitresses were not very bright, service was garbage, and the cover was $5 for no live music.

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    4 years ago

    Pretty good spot to go out with friends, I took my girlfriend and her best friend here and we all had a blast

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    Fun place to hang out....good drinks and good bands. Eric, the owner, is the Best!

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