I'll make this quick, and summarize.
Let me start off by saying that I have absolutely no sense of humor, nor do I like being around people drinking alcohol. That's why I only go to bars when I want to work on my laptop in peace. Also I hate writing bad reviews of places I live near and frequent. Which is why I've only written 49 one-star reviews this year.
With that said, I've been a regular here for a loooong time. The old staff was great. They never had a good time and viewed it as work. This is, after all, a job for them. And as a patron, I appreciated being treated as such. That why I cannot believe the way I was treated by the newer, awesome bartenders with the bleached hair, and the really sweet girl (going forward, she'll be referred to as "The Girl") behind the bar. They were laughing and smiling the entire time! At one point, one of them was dancing to the upbeat music that everyone but me seemed to be enjoying. The other guy seemed to even join in at one point. It was if they thought I was here to have fun! I was horrified. STRIKE ONE!
Bear with me, it gets worse. I figured, since I'm such a picky eater and have never been satisfied in any food establishment, I'll get something to eat while I'm here. Well, to further resonate the previous review of "Born Yelper" Pamela B., these guys don't know anything about the food they're serving! I asked a simple question. Did they know if the steak they served in the steak sandwich was from a cow raised in a Republican or Democratic state? And what was it's name? All I got in return was a harmless, joking response, at my expense. "We don't have a steak sandwich.", she has the audacity to say to me. I don't know, lots of places have off the menu items. Was it so unheard of for me to presume they just carried everything I'm in the mood for, all the time? "The girl's" response was completely uncalled for. STRIKE TWO!
Since I was now stuck eating some of the "On the menu" fare, I decided to use my laptop to see if any of my Yelp! friends had written any new scathing, angry reviews of hard working business'. None of them had yet, so I started this one. I wasn't even two strikes in, when BAM!, the free Wifi goes crashing down. And not just for the usual 15-20 seconds that happens to almost all routers. We're talking 1-2min. The old staff would always let me go into the boss's office and reconfigure the network, even though it contains all the cash and personal business records scattered around, and despite the fact that I don't know $h!t about computers. But NOOOOOOOOO... Not "The Girl". Sweet as she was, her reaction told the tale. "You crazy!?! You want me to let a complete stranger into the employees only office?". OF COURSE I DO! I'VE BEEN A REGULAR AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT FOR 4 MONTHS! PROBABLY BEFORE YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO BE BUSTING YOUR @$S AT A BAR FOR UNREASONABLY LITTLE APPRECIATION!!! Also, I don't speak jive, sweetheart. STRIKE THREE!
I wanted to take a picture of my sandwich next to a quarter, so I can show everybody that I'm familiar with measurements and relativity, but I broke my camera when I smashed my phone on the street during a temper tantrum I had outside a sushi place (See my review of Benihana). But you can imagine what I'm talking about as far as the size of their quarters is concerned. Needless to say, I don't recommend getting any change here. Go to J@ckb@r for that.
I'll definitely come back. Mostly because I'm 86'd from most other places in the neighborhood for "going public" with my opinions on a website that millions of people rely on for accurate reviews of small businesses. That's another one I'll never fully understand. read more