Massively dishonest about pricing. I bought a 12x12x12 box from them. (For 8 dollars, by the way. A one foot box, for eight dollars! Are there threads of 24-carat gold woven in to the cardboard? Needless to say, the prices aren't actually displayed anywhere, one doesn't find out that small cardboard boxes cost 8 bucks a pop until one has one's credit card out at the register.) Then I checked online and found the flat rate UPS pricing. UPS's website said the maximum dimensions were 12x12x12 for flat rate---note, exactly the dimensions of the box I bought (this plot point becomes important in a moment)---and I'm well within the weight limit, so flat rate looked good. UPS quoted me a price of $23 for ground. So I hauled the box back to this store, the very same store from which I bought it, only now the box in question was full of belongings that needed shipping. To my shock and dismay, they turned around and charged me $48.
What happened to the flat rate shipping? The person working at the desk at this store informed me that:
1. Flat-rate shipping only works if you print a shipping label off the UPS website; and
2. The 12x12x12 box I bought AT THAT STORE is actually a 12X12x12 box in the INTERIOR dimensions. So it's bigger on the exterior, and, thus, too big for flat rate.
That's right. They use one measurement for the boxes they sell, and another measurement for the prices to ship those selfsame boxes. I believe the technical term for this practice is "bait and switch." But since this is 2019, I'll borrow an equivalent phrase (and capitalization) from the current (alas) American President: CROOKED HOAX. Only, this time, it's actually a crooked hoax as opposed to the thing that trump is on about.
No matter what price you're quoted by anyone for anything, expect to pay 2-3x that price at this dishonest ripoff shop. Next time you go there, you should ask them why it is their policy to sell boxes labeled with sizes that in no way reflect the UPS pricing structure attached to those sizes. And to effectively charge $25.00 for the service of printing a mailing label.
Perhaps they have gotten pricing tips from the airlines? "The UPS Store: the Ryanair of shipping." It's a pretty catchy slogan actually. Although, given the theme of our times and of this post, maybe "The UPS Store: the Trump University of shipping" would be more appropriate. "The UPS Store: the Comcast of shipping?" Really, there's no end of corporate criminals in our fallen world. Still, it's always disappointing to discover yet another one.
Look, you know the Post Office is horrible. I know the Post Office is horrible. Going to the Post Office is a much longer trek that requires being treated with loathing and disdain, basically indistinguishable from a trip to the DMV, while you stand in the massive lines to beg for the privilege of being permitted to mail something. But the alternative should not involve the words "bend over," and, my darlings, I am afraid in this case it rather does.
(Of course, at least half the time, when you use UPS, you're using the Post Office anyway. At least on the receiving end. Because every company that sells anything in 2019 uses a "service" called UPS SurePost or the equally blithering fedex equivalent which, and I am not even making this up, takes packages from shippers, drives them around the country seemingly at random for a while, and then *puts them in the mail*, thus managing the incredible feat of both costing more---at least to the innocent victim consumer on the other end who is not warned that this is about to happen---and taking longer than the post office. UPS: the American Healthcare Industry of shipping? I'm pretty sure the only reason Amazon exists and has a functioning retail empire is because they have the massive competitive advantage of sending things one purchases in such a fashion that one actually receives the things.)
Speaking of politics. This feels, as I write it, rather more populist than is entirely healthy. But I can't resist: when Elizabeth Warren gets into office and starts going into Corporate America with the buzzsaw of the Antitrust Division, the FTC, and everything else she has at hand, I cannot WAIT until she gets far enough down the list to do something about (to) the shipping oligopoly. And I will gleefully be there to lend a hand with the pitchforks.
Although, lest you think me a fanatic (and given the length and rage of this review that's probably pretty much unavoidable anyway), I hasten to add that I'd be happy to support a capitalist solution to the problem as well, if someone just wants to Uber this entire industry. Pretty much all it would require would be honestly disclosing the prices up front and actually providing the services for which said prices are paid. But that would be such a fundamental change in the basic model of this industry that I utterly despair of it ever happening. read more