Admitting my respect for Chef Achatz and his creativity from the very first time I heard of Alinea I have to say that for someone who largely does not drink alcohol or (ever) go out to bars my reasons for wanting to visit The Office were mostly to see what it was all about, say I'd been there, and to check out the food menu; I feel no shame in admitting that and neither should anyone else because it is a simple fact of human nature that exclusivity has a direct correlation with desirability and all things being equal The Office is about as 'exclusive' as it gets.
Dark and serene with oil paintings dotting the wall and only two servers plus a bartender working the room it was mere moments after entering The Office and plopping down on the softest leather couch I've ever found that we were greeted by our waitress, a cheerful young woman who welcomed us in a style more befitting Alinea than Aviary and presented us with menus for both food and beverages. Making small talk and apparently informed that we'd dined at Alinea earlier in the evening she informed us that she would be going for the first time on Sunday and inquiring about the menu she appeared as much a "fan" as an employee and leaving us to make our decisions I instantly felt much more comfortable in the relaxed confines and low light of The Office than I ever could have upstairs.
With menu prices earmarked to fit the experience we spent a few moments debating our choices before our server would arrive and after asking about the portion size of the foie gras I debated the order to which our server mused that if I could eat that after a meal at Alinea she'd place my picture on the wall (a tempting offer that if she had such authority I'd have certainly taken her up on.) Deciding against such gluttony largely because no one else in the group enjoys foie we instead placed our orders for three drinks and a something equally gluttonous but vastly more sharable.
With time moving slow down in the office due to the low light, low noise level, and lack of windows we spent some more time chatting and browsing the works on the wall before our beverages would arrive, my sister again ordering the most punchy of the group in the form of Bourbon, Pecan, Cinnamon, Thyme, Lemon, Sparkling Cider served with a similarly carved ice ball to the drink upstairs. Intense and spicy with the pecan notes particularly lingering on the finish this would prove to be the sort of drink that benefitted by letting the ice melt just a bit as the flavors better separated out as the alcohol was diluted.
Moving next to Nate's selection, the sweet but slightly-too-hopsy-for-my-palate "Kirsch, Cherry, Thai Long Peppercorn, Flemish Ale" would prove to be a favorite at the table but at the same time also a confirmation that no matter how good the preparation or ingredients I'm simply not a beer guy.
For my choice, the "Gin, Huckleberry, Averna, Clove, Angostura, Eggwhite, Black Pepper" would prove to be my favorite drink of the evening with the frothy eggwhite head providing a smooth foil to the black pepper while the admixture of alcohol, berries, and cloves shined beneath with an almost fruit-punch smoothness punctuated by unique herbal tones that I'm guessing derived from the Sicilian Averna.
Enjoying our beverages the grand finale of nearly 7 hours of Achatz would arrive in the form of the "Ice Cream Sundae for two" modified for three. Beginning first with the arrival of a nearly twenty-inch diameter crystal Lazy-Susan laden with gummy bears, crushed Oreos and chocolate toffee bars, maraschino cherries, salty peanuts, fresh bananas, and hand whipped cream and subsequently followed by three silver chalices with at least two cups of hand churned vanilla ice cream in each plus a porcelain pitcher of melted milk chocolate the whole experience was quite like being a kid at a sundae shop and just like said children the next half hour was spent with each of us dabbling with the various ingredients to form the "perfect" sundae. With the ice cream dense, smooth, creamy, and intensely vanilla I will simply note that while some may think $37.50 seems expensive I personally found the experience to be every bit worth it for both the quality and the quantity of the ingredients and considering the cost of "designer" ice cream these days I actually did not find the cost all that substantial at all.
Returning to find our ice cream bowls, the chocolate vessel, bananas, whipped cream, and cherries gone as we picked at the Oreos and Toffee our server noted that she was "impressed" (the second time I'd heard this after dessert that night) and asking us if there was anything else we'd like I joked that I was still pretty sure I could handle the foie gras to which she laughed and said she'd get the tab - a hand written bill sealed in wax with tax and tip again included - and with the bill paid we made our way to the door, the hour now just after midnight and all of us with smiles on our faces. read more