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The Naked Turtle Tavern

3.7 (17 reviews)
InexpensiveKaraoke, Dance Clubs
Closed • 2:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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2 years ago

Great spot except for the smoke if you are not a smoker. Pretty good space with pool table etc.

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2 years ago

Didn't let me in because my ID "wasn't' legit". I told the stooge up front to run it in on the scanner but he didn't. I'm 23. What a joke.

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3 years ago

Chill spot, bartenders are never slacking, never have to wait to play darts or pool. Never tried the food..

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Great bar with good deals and friendly employees . They have good music and fun games to play on Friday and Saturday nights .

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“Nice neighborhood bar, the drinks were reasonable, the people were friendly and the sound system was great.”

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Whiskey River North

3.3(191 reviews)
30.0 mi•Willowbrook
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Whiskey River North is quite out of the way so it makes sense that I never ventured here until…read morerecently when I was lured by the potential of dancing some West Coast Swing on a Thursday evening. I got there on the early side, around 10pm to catch the beginning of people whirling in a country western two-step around the dance floor. My feelings about returning to my Texas hometown are always quite mixed, but two-stepping really feels like home. The decor is very Texan and people are really dressed the part. Love the cowboy hats and boots, and I felt really at home in my daisy dukes. Closer to midnight, the music starts trending more ratchet, shall we say. Someone recently asked me "whatever happened to grinding?" and let me tell you, it is alive and well in H-town. Loved the mix of hip hop and country, and I'd definitely come back for a Latin night. A great mix of a crowd, and people were friendly and invited me onto the dancefloor even though I'm not a regular. My friend and I had some whiskeys that were not finished, and the staff collected them while we were dancing. Didn't love that.

I recently visited with my family to celebrate my daughter's 21st birthday, and while I…read moreunfortunately cannot recall the name of the gentleman operating the bull ride this evening, I wanted to take a moment to share what a wonderful experience he provided. As an older guest, I was heavily peer-pressured by my kids into taking a turn on the bull! Getting on the equipment proved to be much more challenging than it looks for the younger crowd, but the operator was exceptionally kind and discreet. He quietly assisted me by offering his knee as a step-up to help me get on, which made a nerve-wracking moment significantly less intimidating and embarrassing. Throughout the evening, he remained consistently engaging, friendly, and patient, even as the area grew busy. Outstanding customer service like his truly stands out. Thank you for making a memorable family celebration even more special!

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3.5(71 reviews)
21.9 mi
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Yes open during COVID, masks not enforced, temperature not checked, dance at your risk, provide…read moreyour own sanitizer, security yes Located in the center of a spacious parking lot, this bar was easy to locate one minute from highway. I enjoyed this experience because not may people were there, perhaps 40 people at a time. While I was the only person wearing a mask and providing my personal hand sanitizer, I felt welcome and unashamed to do so. There was an easy access to the restroom. However, the ladies' push-in restroom door was my the sink. So be careful when washing hands to avoid getting whacked. Upstairs and downstairs, back room and hookah lounge sections provided ample space to enjoy. I attended because of Latin Dance Night, complimentary class and social, which is a dance party. Provided by R&I Dance studios They have a studio 5 minutes down the street and are great teachers. This is my 3rd occasion meeting with them. We were dancing Salsa, Bachata, Merengue, and cumbia. I dance, dance. I am the BlackSalsanista, bringing you honest reviews of venues who teach Latin dance styles. This review is unsolicited and unsponsored. I had a blast from 10pm-1230am this Thursday. Thank you Ray and Irene. https://r-i-dancestudio.com/

Awful service. They took 20 mins to finally acknowledge us. & we had a TABLE!!!!!! Also their yelp…read moreshot promotion was acknowledged at all! So disappointing according to the server it was because of new management. - The ONE star is for the music, because there is no other place in the area that plays Hispanic music like this place does. The service still sucks ! BUT in Spring there isn't any competition so you are stuck with this AWFUL service -_- Must spend a minimum of $150 to have a table.

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