I'm sitting at the "Back Bar" of the "Mill" restaurant right now and it's the first time in the 10 years that I have been visiting Crown King that I have visited the "Mill" restaurant. It wasn't until tonight that I learned from Mike who works here that there are 2 types of people who come to the restaurants up here in Crown King. Mikes philosophy about those two types of people made me understand why I've never been to the Mill before tonight and why Im never coming back...
If you've never been to the Mill restaurant before, then you might be like me approaching the place for the first time at 4:30 pm on a Saturday, wondering why you have never come here before now. You're trying to find the first set of doors that's made for customers to walk through and isn't a decoration when a beautiful server might welcome you through the side door to the front bar where you place your first order and open a tab. You might then take your drink from the front bar to meet your friends at the Back Bar and start to wonder what kind of confusion might come from ordering in the front and hanging out in the back.
You find your friends in the Back Bar, chill for minute, then go back to the front bar to place another order.
A man sitting on the customer side of the front bar asks what he can do for you. You might start to place your order from the man (who you're not really sure if he works here) when the beautiful server returns behind the bar to serve you. Not too much confusion yet and so far so good.
Returning to the Back Bar to enjoy your second order, you find your friends with an entertainer claiming to be Elvis Presleys son joking with everyone over a very sophisticated platter of food from the Mill's chef. His food looks delish and by this time (about 5 pm) you might be feeling like ordering some chicken strips off the menu at one of the Back Bar tables. So you head to the front bar where you've got your tab open to place your order.
You attempt an order of chicken strips from the front bar's beautiful server who says theres none of those for sale. The only menu items available are on the dry erase marker board menu that Mike has just finished creating.
If you're like me you express your confusion to Mike about the chicken strips on the Back Bar menu being unavailable to you at the front bar where you have your tab. Then Mike will coldly respond to you "Don't be confused. There's two kinds of people who visit the restaraunts in Crown King. There's the people who like to spend money and order food from the Mill restaurant. And then there's the drunks who like to be loud and puke on each other at the restaurants in town." (the town which is right across the street from the Mill restaurant) "The menu items available to you are here on this board."
If you're a patient person like me who likes to visit Crown King restaurants to order food and hang out with friends, you may just advise Mike "Let me close my tab here and return to my kind in the Back Bar". But if you like to vist Crown King restaurants to spend money, then you may have gone ahead and placed your order from Mike's marker board.
Upon advising Mike of your choice he may attempt to correct the situation with "Im not trying to f#@$ with you. The Back Bar just became part of the Mill restaurant a week ago and we still don't know how we're operating it."
Short story long, if you're like me and you've never visited the Mill restaurant in the 10 years you've been coming to Crown King, then you might feel like the new Back Bar at the Mill restaurant is your kind of place. Thankfully Mike now has set aside a place at the Mill restaurant called the Back Bar that's just for people like us. According to Mike's philosophy me, my friends, and maybe you are the kind of people who visit Crown King restaurants to be loud and puke on each other. Now, instead of feeling excluded from visiting the Mill restaurant with the people who like to visit Crown King restaurants to spend money, we have the Back Bar at the Mill as another option besides in town where we can fit in with the other kind of people. Just make sure to open your tab in the back to avoid all the confusion. read more