Ah the Concorde Room at Heathrow T5. What is so special about this quiet oasis amidst the craziness that is LHR? I've been lucky enough to be in here a few times now and frankly it doesn't get old. This is a mythical place that few mortals get to visit, for frequent travelers up there with Xanadu, Mount Olympus, the Cathay First Class Lounge in Hong Kong, and the Emirates First Lounge in Dubai. I tried for years to get in. I love First Galleries Lounge across the way, I could only imagine what was hidden in this room!
While courting my wife I sprang air miles to fly her to meet me in India and flew her first class. The second she landed @LHR and texted me I asked 'What's the Concorde room like?'
'Strippers and clowns' was the only response I could get. The anticipation of one day being in here was made so much worse. How do you get in?
So you have to be holding a BA First Class boarding pass. This means you are coming on or going out on a long haul flight with BA First Class, period. Today I'm flying in FC (Thanks AA!) on an upgrade to India. So I have 4 hours to enjoy this and the spa next door.
Some folks seem to be confused at not being allowed in here when flying AA First class from Heathrow, there is a good reason for this. You are in the wrong terminal! AA flights leave terminal 3, this lounge is in T5 and you can only get to it if you are leaving T5, not T3. AA has a First Class Lounge at Heathrow, and it is scheduled to be upgraded to a Flagship Lounge soon. For now, it's ok, food good but limited. Self serve booze, decent champagne. I like it, it's next to Tiffany's and Louis Vuitton so do not drink and shop!
Now if you fly in AA first class and leave T5 BA business? I'm sorry, it's the galleries lounge and that sucks. For you. This will help you transition to your plastic prison cell on the plane. Unless you have emerald oneworld status, then it's off to Galleries First and pour your own champagne. First world problems. All of these involve a bus between T5 and T3 which means an hour messing about and missing champagne time. This makes your lounge choice irrelevant, you'll be too panicked to enjoy and will have at the most 20 minutes to let your blood pressure subside. No massage for you, and you'll just have to drink on the plane.
So. The Concorde Room. The unicorn of European lounges. Why 5 stars, and if I could I'd give it 6?
First, food. There are two menus. One for more formal dining, and a snacky pub menu for people like me. One recent change is that there is a high top table between the formal sit down foo foo restaurant style seating, which I hate, and the bar, at which both menus are served. Normally I wouldn't care but today it's breakfast and that means kippers and that means high top. Food is all cooked to order and delivered fresh and piping hot. Or cold, if that is how it should be. The Sausage Sandwich is excellent, but ever since the Viz special of the same name in the 90s I can't order it without a snigger. This is not a place to snigger.
Second they have cabanas to sleep in. Today perfect, I need a nap. And they come and wake you for your flight. Yes they are small, but this is a bedroom. In a lounge! With Champagne!
Third, liquor. I'm a beer drinker. IPA. That's me. Not here. This is a world class cocktail bar. The last time I was here I took a conference call and was accused of being in a bar, because the other people on the call could hear cocktails being shaken. I was way across the room (note to self, there is an outside terrace overlooking the terminal. Take calls from there).
The worst scotch here is JW Blue. There is no top shelf, it's all top shelf. Cocktails are, I am told, world class. They have a menu of house drinks but you can order anything. Being in a fantasy 007 world one day I asked for a Zephyr Martini, without a pause the barman said 'shaken, not stirred' and delivered the perfect article. The wine list is epic. Champagne is L-P Grand Siecle.
Fourth, service. It's very English. Very 'sir, your glass needs a top up. Oh go on sir twist your arm sir. There you go sir' all said before you can say no and while pouring and filling up your glass. They have bar snacks from wasabi peas to crisps (chips) to popcorn.
This is not a place to marvel. Not a place to wonder at the decor, which is comfortable sofa's, tables and fireplaces, a piano you can play if you like. Not the Concorde bar in Dubai, a slightly weird space hidden behind a door in the regular lounge which isn't a bar, and doesn't quite work. It doesn't impress the way some lounges do, no ostentatious art collection. There is no adventurous design language, the design language here is 'comfy, and slightly old and musty'. It reflects its parent location precisely. It's not a place to get hammered, it is a place to simply exhale.
It is, in essence, a wonderful place to relax, recharge, and prepare for the rest of your journey. read more