During my trip to Amsterdam I encountered a list of michelin star restaurants worth trying, one of which was a hibachi restaurant. Naturally that sparked my curiosity as I wasn't expecting any hibachi style restaurant to be of the fine dining caliber required for a michelin star. That could be ignorance as I have not memorized the lists of michelin restaurants across the globe, and in particular Japan. But given that I've eaten at Benihana probably 500 times over the course of my life, I like to think Im somewhat of an expert in the matter. Ultimately I simply wanted to know what made this hibachi restaurant better than any traditional one.
I have to say I am torn. On the one hand the food was very good, not better than other michelin restaurants I've been to but definitely better than other hibachi restaurants I've been to. Im not gonna get venison and foie gras at Benihana we know that. And the food was cooked very well so for hibachi standards the food is a 5/5 and shockingly priced about the same as a traditional hibachi restaurant.
But there's a significant problem with the restaurant- it simply lacks any heart or soul. When you think tepanyaki you think fun and excitement and there is none to be found here. The mood is more serious than a funeral. Now before you think well its a michelin restaurant its serious and upscale and you're not sophisticated enough to appreciate it. I will say though that I am about as snobbish as you can get especially for someone in my tax bracket so if it was pretentious that would not be the problem. It's just an awkward experience because the shared table dining does not work when there's no fun to be had. First of all, you don't order at the same time as everyone at the table so they cook for whoever orders first and the others have to wait which is just an awkward experience watching the dude cook someone else's food for 20 minutes. Second, there's virtually no showmanship by the chef to make things fun so everything is just unnecessarily awkward. Now obviously if Im at a table for two I don't need entertainment because Im on a date trying to seal the deal thats entertainment enough. But, none of that is gonna happen when Im at a table with 6 other people- there needs to be fun and laughs and a shared experience.
Instead from the moment you walk in it feels awkward and lifeless and the bibs they place on you are just a lazy attempt to seem sophisticated. They don't even bring you a check since everyone is eating at different times at the table so let's just add to the awkwardness with that. It's just too uncomfortable to be a hibachi restaurant and as good as the food is if you put the grill in the back this restaurant becomes DOPE, instead it's just an unfortunate experience given how good the food can be. read more