Very much a divey bar in South beach Miami from the first step of approaching the door. It's a large space built entirely around the large bar with about 5 screens playing football, basketball, etc. You definitely get an impression of mostly locals being here and the manager was very happy to have more customers come in. The other bartenders, however, seemed to be indifferent with the additional patrons. Overall, it's a chill environment and is great for a very casual kind of night especially since they stay open so late. read more

Came in for a couple of drinks at happy hour. The bartender assumed paying cash meant she could tip herself. Took a twenty and never came back. No one's that cute. read more

Came in today for Happy hour and it was great. Cheap cold beers, fast service, and the pool table was nicely unkept. Perfect locals dive bar in south beach, with a lot of food options around! read more

This place has been around for DECADES. In the late 80's through the 90's it was a bit dangerous. Frequented almost exclusively by locals. But, relatively safe if you knew people. Through the transformation of the area, it has transformed into a safe, cool South Beach hangout. Always a good crowd. With great tunes. Decent priced drinks and bar food. And Big Pink next door. Definitely suggested for those who want to escape that SoBe club scene. And hang out with locals. Listening to great tunes. read more

Just walked out. The bartender is thoroughly eff'ed up. Can't see past her nose. Sat there for 15 minutes and she didn't even see us. The guys next to us had to as for their tab twice and she still didn't react. I want to like the place, but wow that was terrible read more

If you want a complete dive this is it! Lots of tvs great to watch sports. Beautiful bartenders and great service. Cheap bar food and a place to watch local game. read more

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Great local / dive bar. Cool ambiance, great for football, lots of TVs. Bar food menu, late night, great bar staff. . read more

Ted's Hideaway - Grilled hotdog on buttery bun - Sports Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Stopped in for a drink and a quick bite. we were greeted by a vary friendly bartender, Vanessa. We ordered wings and drinks. Wings were very good and the drinks were cold. It was early afternoon so the place was quiet. It is exactly what we were looking for. Vanessa gave us some great recommendations in the area. Definitely a great spot to grab a drink and some food. Thanks again Vanessa, and GO PATS!!! lol read more

I had some good catfish there and the hush puppies were great. Service was good too, and it was a laid-back, beachside vibe. I wish it wasn't a work lunch or I would have tried some of their drinks. The cocktails looked good. read more

Perfect local dive bar. Cant ask for much else. Cheap drinks, good service, friendly customers to chat it up with, jukebox, pool table. And within walking distance from south beach. Spent a few hours of my day off here, and was able to make friends with a few locals and get restaurant recommendations. read more

I had a cheeseburger and it was nothing to write home about. I have never seen a bartender so unattentive plus there was several occassions where we had no bartender on the floor. You shouldnt not have any bartender at all read more

Classic dive bar with pool table right off Ocean. Been coming here for MANY years and it always hits the spot. Waitresses are apathetic, look bored & are on the verge of rude but I guess it fits? In any case, came in recently & spent a great afternoon drinking, listening to music (you gotta pay the "juke box" or else they'll just show sports games. blech!) & playing pool. Super fun after a morning spent tanning & swimming. read more

Fun, locals... no headaches! Good people Great was recommended to us and it was a lot of fun. Bartenders were great and a lot of fun. Just saw around good place but locals only and only if you like dive bars that are fun. read more

Ted's Hideaway - Locals have fun - Sports Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Came on a Friday afternoon around 6, 7pm and it was pretty empty. They said happy hour is 12-8pm! Dive bar vibe and def a lot cheaper than other places in South Beach area. Plenty of TVs steaming different sports. Ordered a mojito which was a double mojito ($13) and asked about a piña colada which wasn't on the menu. Server was nice enough to make one for me anyway! (Not sure if they'd usually do it had it not been for an empty bar) Drinks were heavy handed too read more

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Love the place. Best thing about it is the service and the fact that you don't remember being there. My Sharona!!! read more

We walked and walked and were thirsty and happened upon this place. The soccer match was on so the bar was full. Our first seats at the bar surprised us with a dripping/leaky rusty vent from the ceiling. We moved to two other seats at the bar which were better. We weren't impressed. Bartenders were not friendly. People were not friendly. The rust on my jersey isn't cool. Definitely would not return. It may be a hideaway but it needs cleaned up. read more

This is the worst dive bar in south Florida. During the day it is not so bad but as the sunsets everyone employed except a couple new bartenders become angry drunks. Like physically get in your face and scream drunk. Its sad to see a gem go to complete trash because of a few bad eggs in control this place was always a place in the neighborhood to meet locals and get a beer now you get yelled at or treated like your annoying the staff with you being there and A BUDWEISER COST $6.50 lol. Might as well get better beer quality, and ambience at scapegoat or mini bar. It's the same price as anyways just without the pool table. read more

This was a fun bar. We arrived at our hotel after midnight and the security guard suggested this place. Honestly there was no other choice at this time of night. But it was fantastic. From the street you wouldn't even know anything was going on behind the doors. Once you get inside though it is a hub of activity. People watching was definitely are entertainment for the next hour. There were some working girls in there, but there were also some guys playing some serious pool, I love watching good players on the table, so it was legit fun. We had tacos and a quesadilla and the tacos were really good, The quesadilla was decent. Would have been better with more salsa. The working girls were definitely interesting. We might go back again tonight just for the hell of it. read more

This dive bar extraordinaire is one of the great spots on South Beach. I've been to the Deuce before which is extra divey so dare I say Ted's is a step up in class. We came from a cocktail bar where two of us each had one drink. Here we had 3 drinks each and the tab was the same! We were on the earlier side of a Thursday night so we snagged a couple seats on the far side of the bar, but I bet this place gets packed in the later hours. read more

greatest bar in Miami. Ollie the bartender is awesome! if your looking for a relaxing bar with great people, this is your place! so chill and laid back. read more

Ted's Hideaway - Sports Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Have to give Ted's 5 stars even though it's a dive, bathrooms aren't the cleanest, people could get drunk and rowdy, and if you play pool get ready to throw down, however, it's a vibe. It's exactly the bar you think it is but with a very pleasant surprise, the food is fire!!! Best chicken fingers on the beach! The hot dogs are fire the quesadillas are fire. The food is literally just bar food but so good. Love it here and great for any sporting events. read more

Ted's Hideaway - Dirty cheers!! - Sports Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Old school tavern with tons of big TV's and good service. Pretty simple dive with a good selection of bar foods, and they have YuengLing! read more

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DO NOT GO IF YOU ARE NOT A LOCAL. Was treated with so much disrespect. The food took an hour and a half to come. Each time we asked for a drink or condiments we were greeted with an eye roll and extreme rudeness. The staff treated some customers with 5 star service and others with what I wouldn't even consider 1 star service. I felt uncomfortable asking for more drinks and even the check. Our table was completely ignored for the 2 HOURS that we were in there for. If you are not a local then this place is not for you. I frequent Miami often and this will be the last time I even go near this place. The fact that i have to tip the waitresses that were working is a disgrace and I hope that nobody has to deal with that type of service again. read more

This "dive bar" charged us $67 for 4 Casamigos tequila shots. Definitely did not expect to pay $17 a shot at a dive bar. We went to much nicer establishments that did not charge that. Visiting from CA we expected it to be expensive, but at a dive bar where water is dripping from a vent in the ceiling, we did not expect that. Do not recommend. read more

Carolina is super friendly and professional. Top service with a smile. Highly recommend Ted's and will be back.

The name is certainly fitting, as it is "hidden away" from the usual glamour of South Beach. However, it hits the spot for a laid back Saturday night watching sports! I stopped by Ted's on Paul W.'s "Impromptu Hockey Night" UYE (sorry about the Penguins :() and walked in to an awesome mash-up of 90's Rock and Hip-Hop (such as Linkin Park and Jay-Z) and familiar Yelper faces. Suddenly, hazy memories of a pub crawl past came flowing back as smoothly as the Stellas I enjoyed (including one with an orange slice!) and lovely lady bartenders in short shorts. There were also plenty of TV's to watch said hockey game as well as the Heat come back for a win. They also have Jager on tap! I can see this as a future celebration spot.... With plenty of tagging , band stickers and a dysfunctional towel dispenser the bathroom called out dive bar, along with the classic red brick wall. The non-Yelp crowd was pretty eclectic, and complemented our conversations to make for a fun and relaxed Saturday evening. I look forward to coming back! read more

Ted's Hideaway - Stella with the orange! - Sports Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

This at the bottom of South Beach around the corner from the southern end of infamous Ocean Drive. It's a dive bar and it looks like one for sure The place is a chill spot and it has a decent selection of beers at a moderate price. I ordered a mojito and was definitely disappointed as it was by far the worst cocktail I've had on my Miami trip. It was absolutely weak and had more ice than alcohol. I am a light drinker and I killed this drink in a minute and felt no buzz from this at all. Pathetic and it was $14 bucks The bathroom is the most revealing characteristic of this place. Like most dive bars, it is in ruin and has graffiti everywhere. Nonetheless, there was hand soap in the dispenser so kudos for hygiene. I would recommend this place as a chill spot to converse and have moderately priced beers (~$6). Stay away from the cocktails as they are the same pricing as the rest of ocean drive but are absolute crap in quality. read more

Although it's nice to be able to go to bars again, I'd probably prefer to go to bar closer to home. Teds a must do atleast once when in Miami Beach if you're into dive bars. I remember it being more divey. It had more of a sports bar feel this time around. Bartender did a good job with the amount of customers she had. read more

Yes it's kind of dirty Yes the bathrooms are terrible Yes the service is sometimes spot on and mostly off Yes the food kinda sucks BUT This is the best old school bar I've been to in a long time Drinks are cheap Beer is cold Millionaires to Homeless mingle Last of a dying breed - we hope Teds is around forever!!!! read more

Love Ted's. It's super chill with great drink specials, awesome service and good a/c during those hot, humid Miami days. It's a very cool neighborhood bar and I really appreciate that they are taking the restaurant guidelines during COVID very seriously. Makes you feel safe and shows that they are concerned about the safety of all which I really appreciate after seeing some places that didn't care at all. Thank you, Ted's Hideaway. read more

Love Ted's! Bar tender was so nice and drinks were solid. The ambiance is very much a dark, dive bar but don't be deterred by that! Much more reasonably priced than other Miami bars. read more

Best Dive in Miami No draft beer in our hotel (Savoy) hence the hunt for a good local dive with atmosphere, enter "Teds Hideaway". A locals hangout open from midday to 5am and in addition has pool table, TV's, large bar, no intelectual conversation that I heard, inexpensive drinks and very attractive bar staff. A great place to grab a drink far away from the pretentious set on South Beach. Thanks read more

Approximately 1 chicken finger .6 chicken finger .26 chicken finger Pile of wacked burnt mess fries Glad I tipped max fir this weak bs Thanks guys ! read more

Been going to south beach for many years. Hit all the clubs, eat at a great restaurant, end your night with cold beers, great bartenders and no pretense at Ted's. The perfect ending to an long night out. read more

Ted's Hideaway is the classic American dive bar. Sports on the TVs, popular American music playing, a seemingly local clientele, waitresses who are polite and attentive but nothing over the top, cheap drinks, and typical bar food. If you like specialty cocktails and wine, this isn't the place for you, as their menu only features beer and cider. They'll make you a mixed drink but keep it simple (margarita, jack and coke, Moscow mule, etc.) read more

Ted's Hideaway - Two margaritas - 1 regular, 1 strawberry - Sports Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Ted's The land of milk and honey for creatures to come alive in a place so glorious that both men and boys enjoy the warmth that is brought to you by the South Beach air! Ted's hideaway will take you on an adventure back in time where politics did not play on what you could do in the bar, rather what the bar could do for you! The smell is glorious the the faint at heart and the ambiance of love, sex, and fun float through the air like a feather plucked from the eagles back! We all come to Ted's not to be judged but to enjoy the price and taste of what America was built upon! Ted's never disappoints because both local and visitor go to drink cold, crisp, refreshing drinks that are brought to you by some of Miamis finest! The menu may seem big, but the price you pay is worth every penny! When visiting Miami and wanting a night to remember head to Ted's, you won't be disappointed! read more

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First time coming- pool table, good drink prices. Lots of TVs for sports if that's your thing. read more

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Good food, good drinks. It's definitely hidden and east to miss if you don't know where it's located.

We had a great college football Saturday experience at the bar. Cold beers and surprisingly good wings! The two bartenders seemed to be doing everything from bar service to cooking but you wouldn't know it. read more

This place is NOT a tourist place, which was great. The drinks are generous but the food is your average bar food. I had the taquitos which were pretty good but then came back for the chili cheese fries and was not great but edible. The bartenders I've had are super nice. I liked this place because it reminded me of other dive bars in Seattle but for the most part not exceptionally impressed so three stars it is. read more

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