Our dining experience was ruined before we ever ordered anything.
I had heard good things about Taverna and decided to take my girlfriend here for Valentine's Day dinner. Realizing Valentine's Day was on a Friday this year, I made my reservation a MONTH in advance. We arrived to the restaurant early, around 7:30pm with the intention of having a few drinks before our table was ready. To our surprise the host informed us that our table was ready if we wanted to be seated right away. (I was thinking perhaps they were slower than expected due the snow storm the day before.) We were then walked through the dining room towards the back of the restaurant and we saw our "table" which was situated against a back wall. These "tables" were 5 skinny, little planks of wood set side by side like sardines. It was ridiculous. I could barely move my chair back and sit down without bumping into the customer seated next to me. There was barely enough room for the hostess to fit between the tables to place the menus. It was as if we left Taverna and grabbed a table at Hibachi. I shot the hostess a look of "are you kidding me" and she smiled and said "we are really busy tonight". I thought "Oh yeah? That's why our table was ready 30 minutes early?"
Our server (can't remember his name) was pleasant and very knowledgeable of the menu and informed us of the specials, which sounded delicious. Taverna has an impressive wine menu and a great craft beer selection. We settled on two craft beers and the shrimp bisque as appetizers, which was terrific. Unfortunately the soup sat for a few minutes because it was delivered without spoons. Our waiter eventually brought them over and apologized. We finished the soup and tried our best to conversate, which was a challenge considering I could hear every single conversation going on around us. It felt like we were on a blind group date.
While ordering, I asked our waiter what their most popular dish was, because I couldn't decide, and he couldn't give me an answer, instead saying "they (Taverna) are so good at everything". He finally recommended the FREE RANGE CHICKEN "SALTIMBOCCA" and my girlfriend had the BUTTERNUT SQUASH TORTELLONI. The chicken was delicious but the roasted potatoes I ordered on the side were luke warm at best. The butternut squash was tasty but incredibly sweet. It was covered in cinnamon and brown sugar and was more of a dessert than an entree. When it was time for dessert, the waiter suggested the BUDINO because it's a lighter fare and we were both stuffed, which was quite delicious. The dessert was also served without utensils which were eventually brought to us after we asked the food runner to bring them for us.
Another thing about the experience is we felt we were being rushed out. A day beforehand when the restaurant called to confirm the reservation, they said "we have your table reserved from 8pm to 9:30pm, plenty of time to enjoy yourselves." That is a first. I've never heard a restaurant put a time limit on a reservation. The waiter had removed my entree dish the moment I set my fork down and he apparently hovered nearby and asked my girlfriend several times if she was finished so he could remove the plate and herd us out of the place. Before her fork hit the plate after her last bite he was there to scoop it up and drop the dessert menu.
The final bill came to $80, not bad for 3 craft beers, 2 soups, 2 entrees and a dessert. However, our dining experience was incredibly flawed by the table arrangements. We simply could not fully enjoy ourselves being seated practically ON TOP of two other couples. At one point, our server was greeting the guests next to us and while in between the tables, his rear-end bumped into my water. We sat and watched an entire dining room of couples, just like us, enjoying their dinner at booths and full sized tables. If I made my reservation a month in advance, when did those folks make theirs to get a normal table? Last year?!?!? Taverna should be ashamed of themselves for seating guests like that. I understand trying to capitalize on such a busy evening but the section we were sat in should have been reserved for walk-in clients only and those without reservations. We might go back again some day but it won't be on a special occasion, that's for sure. read more