I write this review for you all while my shoes marinate in the all too common puddles of neon yellow urine that seem to be decorating the bathroom of this building. Standing before me is a doorless stall with a seat so encrusted in dried, sticky shit that I'm not quite sure if theres even a toilet in there. The sinks are backed up and so too are the urinals and the only words that I find in this bathroom are not the usual "employees must wash hands" or "please flush," but rather "fuck you" and "suck my dick" written again and again with what must have been a finger covered in excrement. The only decorum of this spot are the equally lovely drawings that seem to have been done in the style of a toddler, only with a theme of a more mature nature; crudely drawn genitalia entering astonishingly large holes. It's amazing the amount of time and focus that these must have taken to complete, especially considering that they seem to have been executed from the same medium to which the phrases I mentioned before lend their origins--perhaps even the same author!! These images, hand-crafted from organic fecal matter, are retrospectively rather modern. I suppose they are the highlight of my experience at this Target, because at least the "artist" in question had some kind of drive and focus, and the same cannot be said about the staff of this place.
I'm not entirely sure whether it's more responsible of me as a customer to pee on the floor as opposed to the toilet, because as primitive and disgusting as doing so on the floor may seem, at least then perhaps the staff will find a reason to get off of their asses in the little cafe and do some fucking work. This is one of the most disgusting department stores that I have ever been in; one reviewer before me wrote something along the lines of "the employees avoid customers like the plague," and I would not hesitate to agree with that statement. I told one gentleman working here about the situation in the men's room, a plea for help really, and a inquiry to which he replied with a curt glance and a "fuck off kid."
There is an air of irresponsibility that is palpable throughout this location; I suppose throughout the franchise as a whole, but this location is exemplary in its ability to relay this notion to its customers. If you don't believe me, go see the store yourself, or even read one of the other reviews, the authors of which were certainly being lenient towards this place. There are clothes strewn among the aisles, coffee cups and trash littered throughout the store, and I even found a used baby diaper in the men's section. Honestly, I would not have been surprised if I came across a stray animal making its home in the changing rooms, which are as equally unattended as the rest of the store. The only reason that I returned to this shit-hole of a bathroom was to download the yelp app, create an account, and write this review.
I am disappointed, disgusted, and frankly even infuriated with everything that this location is, and everything that this store has become. The bathroom and the attitude of the staff in this location were Target's last chance with me; there will be no more relationship with me and this business, no more customer loyalty, and no more respect unless Target takes action and responsibility for their faults. In the meantime, I will be sure to tell all of my friends, family, and coworkers to steer clear of not only this one Target location, but of all of Target's branches, and I am now striving to see the day that the business in its entirety either becomes obsolete, or fixes their problems.
You fucked up big time, Target. Fix your store, clean your bathrooms, replace your employed team. It's time for you to listen to the cries of your customers and reevaluate the way that you do business, or you will be losing me, and every other infuriated customer just like me. read more