I wish I had read Kathryn J's review before I plunked down $178 for two people to attend the paella making class. And that is where things started going seriously WRONG in all the WRONG directions. But let's make some caveats first, shall we?
1. I am a seasoned home cook with over 100 paellas under my belt. It's my favorite thing to cook and eat. I learned in Barcelona. 12 years ago. BUT (and that is a big but. t.) there is always something to learn, and socarrat, when I make paella on my inside stove, is always my nemesis. I came to pick up pointers, and enjoy "paella virgin's" perception of paella (spoiler alert, the poor unsuspecting souls didn't have a clue and liked theirs A LOT, other than the lady that kept complaining about the FAT - STAY HOME.)
2. This is not a reflection on the young and underexperienced (aka not a heck of a lot of food destination travel under her belt, skilled at science but not in life) chef who was lovely, technically on point and professional. Also chain bound by what I KNOW for a fact are the SLT bastardized recipes.
3. Pre-covid, upon my semi-retirement, I joined SLT classes to learn new skills and refresh my repertoire. Took Thai, croissant and pie crust classes. THEY WERE SUPERB albeit PUSHING you to buy SLT products (I'm ok with that. I have a lifetime of a kitchen full of every gadget imaginable, so I don't fall to the peer pressure). So why this has fallen so badly from the sky I don't know.
Let's start by saying that whomever develops recipes for SLT, on the basis of paella, should be FIRED. FIRED OUT OF THE KITCHEN. Sent to pasture. Paella is a personal home-cooked meal and everyone has a recipe. But this one? The end product tasted like a GROSS jambalaya (SINCE WHEN DOES PAELLA TASTE LIKE JAMBALAYA without making that caveat). GROSS.
The green peppers overwhelmed the dish mercilessly. For those who LOVE green peppers, jump in head first. N A S T Y. GROSS paella. The list of ingredients was horrendous. Turmeric? Since when? Barely a PINCH of saffron? (WHY! NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WILL WASTE PRECIOUS SAFFRON ON A MEAT-BASED PAELLA WHEN CHORIZO (and a BAD one at that) ADDS COLOR AND FLAVOR AND OVERWHELMS THE SAFFRON). CUMIN?! WHAT? WHO ADDS CUMIN TO A PAELLA?! ITS NOT A CUBAN DISH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. My worst offender was the TOMATO PASTE and the chunky tomatoes from a can that weren't even put through a food processor or chopped to tiny bits. SERIOUSLY. And that is where the flavor profile was desecrated. Humiliated. Bastardized beyond recognition.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not against "fusions" WHEN THEY WORK. SLT, your recipe STINKS. Want to learn how to SIMPLIFY paella to the glorious dish that spaniards enjoy? Hop over to Jose Andres Short Stack
(or any of his books) or to the
"Spain on a Fork" https://spainonafork.com/?s=chicken+paella&post_type=post
blog for technique, recipes and variations that are authentic and HONOR the Spanish dish that many of us non Spaniard Hispanics LOVE. Suffice to say, SLT's paella is a mushy mess (thanks to the tomato paste that DIDNT belong in this kitchen for this class), and the flavors were confused. I couldn't eat mine. My neighbor was my +1 and she has enjoyed many of my paellas, whispered "OMG I WOULD NEVER TAKE THIS OVER YOURS".
I had a chance to talk to the chef during the shopping break as she frantically cleaned the kitchen and I peeled the shrimp, and she gave me a helpful "stove top" tip, to try to beat my socarrat demon and wind up with crunchy nibbles and not the BURNED MESS we had at SLT.
The dates stuffed with goat cheese and serrano ham (no talk about the difference between iberico and the king of hams de bellota and serrano) were delicious, but stupid easy to make (I get it, there were cook virgins in the room that were delightfully fun and lovely to watch their ignorance - queue in the rich housewives here - bless their souls). And the "gambas al ajillo" were great but missing something.
SLT, I won't say you "white washed" a Spanish dish, but you sure as hell killed what is a delicious, simple dish with your BAD BAD BAD Cajun-inspired disgusting dish. Shame on you. As for the SLT staff - lovely. Happy and inspired people trapped in a corporate hell of "OMG WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE". I wish it were what it used to be. Bring it back. AND REALLY FOR THE PRICE YOU ARE CHARGING, PROVIDE MORE WATER, TEA and BETTER COFFEE LIKE YOU USED TO.
To all you paella virgins - go if you must learn some technique. But then head over to youtube and grab Spain on a Fork or Jose Andres, or LaTienda.com and do yourself a favor of learning what a really simple and delicious dish is. And if you are a dietary fat phobic. Don't take cooking classes. If you have food allergies or intolerances, do your homework and head to places that can accommodate your restrictions. SLT is not it. Heck, they can barely pull off a decent tasting paella. read more