"Vitamixalot"
(Parody of "Baby Got Back", Sir Mix-A-Lot)
I like cold brew with vanilla sweet cream
Made daily by the Starbucks team
When I sleepwalk in with blood-shot eyes
And a yawn I can't disguise
Followed in... by mobs of zombies
And cappuccino snobbies
Waiting for my mermaid cup
Arrive at counter, cashier says "'Sup?'
Oh lady, I wanna breakfast sammy
Swiss, egg, and hammy
Goes straight to my djibouti,
Not gonna fit in my birthday suit-y
Ooh, berry smoothie
You say you want a drink that's fruity?
Well slurp it,slurp it
'Cause its extra sweet and juicy!
Got an addiction
A Starbucks affliction
Caffeine, High watt
Press "play" on Vitamix-a-lot
Paleo is in full swing
Sayin' gluten-free's the thing
'Bucks has got your back with sous vid' egg bites
Keeps you full until night
Oh Ninja (yeah), Barista (yeah)
Pour a latte for my mister (heck yeah)
Want you to blend it (blend it) blend (blend it)
'Cause you have the knack
Know I'll be back!
Know I'll be back...
Open from 8-9 daily, this Starbucks is located near the entrance of the Target store, close to check-out lines. The arrangement causes the seating area to lack privacy or peace, so most people I've noticed just get their drinks and food to go. The baristas are all wonderful, and take the time to ask you about your day while mixing up your liquid gold!
~The Nosy Norwegian
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