Spoken in my true style is honor of truth, not biased falsehoods. There is opportunity in truth, in lies there is no opportunity. So here goes....
First off, the ladies at the front desk of spa we're outstanding ladies. They were all polite, and knowledgeable. Owm was the message therapist that gave me a 80 minute, theraputic massage. She was incredible, and quite skilled. All of these ladies are quite the asset to this fundamentally lacking establishment. Without them, I wouldn't waste my time patronizing pechanga spa.
The decor of the spa overall is oddly misplaced. It reminded me of a ten year olds visual fantasy of a crystal palace with pools. Going into the women's locker room , you will see MANY ominous doors. Don't get your hopes up, because it is only a shower, a toilet, or more bathroom vanities. Near the end is a steam room on the left, and a dry sauna on the right. Go ahead in either one, but don't lose your robe cause there is only three hooks to hang your stuff on. As an alternative, you can walk all the way back to your locker, put your stuff away, then come back to the saunas dressed appropriately.
After that point, you may want to use their "hydrotherapy" jacuzzi. Do not slip on the water filled tile surrounding the jacuzzi, and don't bother finding a place to put your stuff, cause there is none, besides a planter. Once you hopefully make it in the jacuzzi, enjoy the jetted "hydrotherapy" that targets those really good spots, such as your ankles, and top of your butt.
Then find your way out to the "co-ed" pool and jacuzzi-also with the same jets, only cooler water. Enjoy the eye sore waterfall of steaming cool water that is buzzing in your ear the entire time. Make sure you observe the bold print listed next to the pool rules. My favorite one reads a cautionary decree that reminds you to not have diherrea in the previous days before submerging yourself along side your companions.
Since this is the only amenities they offer, your next stop is up slippery glazed MARBLE stairs to wait for your spa services. They may, or may not have snacks, and tea. Depending on if they feel like stocking this amenity. Otherwise, you may wish to open the cabinets, and get some yourself. You may also like a clean area to sit and enjoy the possibility of having a snack, so the lounge is just the place to wait. You may have to clean others plates, and trash though.
So that's my review. Since we're talking in the realm of gambling, I am betting the engineer who designed this spa has never been to a Vegas spa. If their aim was to compete with Pala, here's Pala right in Temecula, aim high! My photo is the lovely letter they sent to me following my service, stating that they have decided that they, unilaterally exceeded there own service expectations, thanks! Any high school English linguistic students care to rewrite? For a second it's braisen cockiness almost offended me. read more