I bought a 60-minute Swedish Massage voucher from Living Social. When I called in April to make an appointment, a woman answered and told me that she was with a customer and
would call me back. Two weeks later, no call and no appointment. In mid May I decided to
make another attempt. At her request, I text her a copy of my voucher and she made the appointment. On the day of my appointment, I arrived a few minutes earlier than my scheduled time. She told me to wait because she was with another customer. My massage started 30 minutes later that my scheduled time! Elaine apologized, took my voucher information and then had me get undressed. I looked at the linens and towel and they did not look fresh. She must have realized what I was thinking and immediately commented that she had just changed them. I really don't think she had so I felt very uncomfortable. There was no robe; only a towel tossed on the table. The towel barely covered my torso. I told her that I currently had a headache. But,
I guess that was not enough for her to turn down her radio which was set to 92.3. It was loud and not soothing at all. Imagine trying to relax to music from Nine Inch Nails. She poured what seemed like a whole bottle of oil on me and begin rubbing. She then took the liberty to mention that they also do facials and ear waxing. More oil, more rubbing. More oil, more rubbing. No massage, just rubbing. I've had tons of Swedish massages before, so I soon realized that I wasn't getting one now. Finally, I told her that she could add pressure. In her mind, I guess that meant rub faster because that's all that I got! This woman knows NOTHING about Swedish massages. She does not know how to give a massage at all. It was 50 to 55 minutes of lube
and rub. HORRIBLE! Afterwards, she said that she wanted to put an elixir on my face for moisturizing. NO! I don't know what her fascination is with oil, but I got out of there! I didn't received a massage, which was very disappointing. I only got an oily rub down. If you need or want a massage, this is not the place for you. STAY AWAY! I will never step a foot into this
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