Okay so my review of this place is going to be insanely biased. Anyone that knows me knows that anything of a sea/tropical/ocean/nautical nature is something I'm going to more than likely be over the moon about and this bar is no different. So when Ingrid S. sent out a Facebook invite for a place to head over to after her birthday dinner at Talde she was in between a few bars - none of which I remember since the minute I saw "The Seawitch" all my insides went, "SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!". Obviously I thought of Ursula and despite her in the past she was a nasty and they weren't kidding when they called her, well, a witch...I said something (I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed) on Ingrid's message thread and it was also a bar she wanted to check out and so it was chosen. The outside of The Seawitch is kind of unimpressive and unassuming (What more is you lookin' for?), but upon entering I immediately wanted to become a part of it's world. There's a pretty large aquarium at the bar with BEAUTIFUL tropical, freshwater fish that look like they came straight out of Disney's The Little Mermaid "Under the Sea" cast or Pixar's "Finding Nemo". The walls are covered in beautiful hand-painted artwork of sea monsters, beautiful (strangely kind of dark/gothic mermaids, but I can dig it!) merwomen, a not so beautiful seawitch and other under the sea things that had me all like, "Look at this stuff Isn't it neat?!". There's even a big mermaid thing in between their two bathrooms...sigh...how many wonders can one bar [cavern] hold?!!! Beer selection here isn't bad, though I've seen better and wouldn't particularly run here for the beer alone, although they did have some great seasonals and local craft brews (shout out to Ommegang! YUM!). The food menu here strives to make carnivores, pescaterians (Les poisons, les poisons, How I LOVE les poisons!) and vegetarians happy. My boyfriend enjoyed their Pork Shnitzel Sandwich (hand breaded deep fried loin of pork with banana peppers, chopped onion, iceberg lettuce, mayo, and house mustard) and also slathered hot sauce on it...because that's what he does, lol. Had I not eaten dinner previously I would have gone for their hamburger which sounds really sexy since it's a combo of freshly ground brisket, chuck and short rib seared...mmmmm...this burger sounds like ze bubbles! Prices are pretty reasonable for alcohol and food here (Now it's happened once or twice, someone couldn't pay the price) and the bar staff is friendly and efficient. The outdoor patio area is also a plus as it's pretty spacious and must be really nice in the summertime (what I would give if we could stay all day in the sun...). Sea Witch also has comfortable beer garden-style seating and two pond areas with medium-sized round boulders and fat goldfish swimming around being all cute (those poor unfortunate souls when it starts to get chilly outside). Overall I would totally come back to this bar for brunch (which is really just deli type breakfast sandwiches) or to try their lunch/dinner offerings and check out their rotating beer list (plus with all their gadgets and gizmos aplenty!) just wish it didn't involve having to take our insanely unreliable R train...also this bar could use a hot crustacean band. Kay, that's all. Giving em' 4 star(fishes). read more

Fun bar in South Slope with great beer options, a real aquarium behind the bar, a chill backyard, and fake grass on the walls of the bathroom. I dare you to try to find another place that has all that. Didn't have any of the food, as we were just here to meet up before dinner, but maybe next time. read more

Sea Witch - Fish tank - Lounges Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

Thanks for being here Sea Witch! If you're ever in the neighborhood late at night, this is the go to spot. The kitchen cranks out huge schnitzel sandwiches and seafood delights (in keeping with the nautical theme) you can eat while polishing off that last drink of the night and staring at their enormous fish tank behind the bar. They have a nice outdoor area in the back, great for hanging out when it's not freezing outside :) My one complaint is it's always too loud in there, when you get past 3AM and the kitchen's closed and the place is only 1/4 full, we don't need the DJ to still be going strong. The kitchen really puts it on the map for me, but I wish I could go more often for a regular drink. read more

I am not overrating Sea Witch. I've been frequenting their Xanadu-like backyard almost every Sunday for the past couple months. The hand-crafted and lacquered wood tables are a nice touch, as is the running stream. Fish in a South Slope bar? Seriously? Done. For the mouth, they make a super spicy Bloody Mary, their sandwiches are cheap and delicious, and they have a respectable craft beer selection. I would be happy if this place stayed under the RADAR, though I also want them to flourish. I'm torn. read more

*In my Fire Marshall Bill voice* "Let me tell ya something!!* I really reallly heart their burgers...and this from someone who has never cared too much for meat! The bun was soft and tasted like it was lightly buttered, the burger was juicy and just perfect. My husband introduced me to this place when I was in NY for a few days and I could see that he was a regular. I really like how they treat him and now us for the matter. Very welcoming and like we are family. They know his name and occupation and always have a quick but friendly chat. This goes for whomever takes the food orders but whoever is at the bar, they still treat us nicely. I can see that there's a cute little area to sit outside when the weather is right for that type of thing. And I have to say, that the music adds the right touch--not too loud or too soft--and it's pretty good songs. It looks like they have another " regular " customer in me lol, they definitely earned it! read more

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Cool backyard that's going to be amazing during warmer weather - check. (1 star) Kitchen that's open til 4am - check. (1 star) Great prices (1 dark & stormy + a magner's = $12.50) = 1 star Would've been 4 stars if the bartender didn't have an attitude when I asked her (w/ a big smile to boot) if they had any gluten free beer. Also, if the bar is not full and there's clearly someone waiting to order, please do not keep flirting w/ the weird, bearded guy and shooting the customer a 'go away' look. I'm not there to take away your chance of getting some- I just want my drink yo. Lastly, there were 3 elementary school kids at the next table playing with the candle votives and their mom was yelling at them. Jesus. read more

This place was a big disappointment. Here's some backstory for those who need backstories (otherwise just skip down). Three of my friends and I were shopping at the Brooklyn Ikea and were planning to get those hyped up meat balls that they serve. However, we spent too much time sleeping on their beds and buying lamps that it's already 9pm and their cafeteria is closed. Well damn. So we searched yelp and within a mile radius was this place. We were convinced by their pictures. It made it look nice and cozy... Now onto the real review: We were confused when we arrived about the ordering and seating process but the cook in the front was friendly enough to tell us the procedure. He said because the menu is so limited, everything is good. Yeah okayyyyyyy! We ordered the fish filet, fish taco, oyster thing, and the clam roll. They gave us a device which buzzed when our food is ready so that was pretty cool. While we waited, we went inside to check out the place. Yelp reviews had said that they had a nice backyard... It was nice but there were so many fallen blueberries everywhere that we couldn't find a bench that wouldn't ruin our clothes so we headed back inside the bar. We found a nicely secluded and cozy, fake candlelit, table and waited a sufficiently long time for our food. We played games to surpass the time. When the thing buzzed, my friend went out to the front to get our tray... Wow, our food was small. Pretty much similar to sampler sizes. We waited a long time for so little food. We were so hungry! Worst part is, the food wasn't even good! None of us liked our respective orders. The food actually made two my friend's stomachs hurt. I'd rather eat fast food than pay for the overpriced food here. That way we could actually get full (true story we went to McDonald's after this place). TL;DR: would not go back. Nice atmosphere (that's what the one star is for), the cook was friendly, and the bartender was okay. But come on... Terrible and overpriced food for what you get. Trust me, I'm Asian. read more

Needs more bottled beer selections there are no light beer options or hard seltzer which is really weird for any bar.Prices are not cheap there either.Backyard is nice thats about it.Will not be returning. read more

Visit Monday - Friday to take advantage of two for one drink specials from 4 - 7 PM. There are 20 taps and even a couple quality $5 options- a rarity in the now $6 a beer world. It looks like the Scoutmob deal is over. Gone are the days when you could get 50% off your entire purchase. I still encourage everyone to stop by, especially with summer coming up and that idyllic backyard inviting you to toss back a few late afternoon brews. The nautical theme and the clam shack window take me to a faraway New England town. If you start a tab at the bar and order some food at the window your order will be linked by an iPad. Some day, the Rock Shop on 4th avenue will take note. When I happen to be in the hood, I can guarantee a quick stop at Sea Witch for a clam roll and Sweet Action (the beer). read more

This place is a unique treasure hidden in Brooklyn. The Sea Witch is head to toe nautical themed and it is every bit amazing. The outside looks like an old wooden ship while inside the bar is half of a boat with live fish in a tank. Overall the vibe is perfectly placed for a place like this. Since this was my first time I was confused how to order food as no one was there to great and seat my group. After talking to the bartender she informed us that food is ordered upon entry with the cook himself. The food options are like the place nautical themed with a few exceptions. I ordered the burger and crab ragoon. The portions are definitely bar sized so if you come here looking to fill up you will need to order a lot of food. The crab ragoon was very tasty. It comes with two dipping sauces. The first is a soy based sauce and the second an apple chutney. Both taste amazing when mixed with the crab. The burger on the other hand is of standard fair. Overall I give the place a firm 4 stars. I'm a sucker for themed dining experiences. read more

I could have sworn I had been here before sometime last year because everything seemed familiar when I met friends here last week- The corny decor. Expensive drinks and the bartender who seemed confused about life in general. Perhaps I am in a mood but I dont see myself coming back to this bar anytime soon. If anything it seems more of a summer spot then winter. Also the fact they serve food and have no real dining area creates an awkward environment for drinkers posted next to the people lame enough to think having their kids eating at what is mostly a bar is appropriate. No joke a girl who couldnt have been more than 10 was reading with a flashlight at one of the tables while her and her dad waited for their food. read more

Nice atmosphere and decor. Love the fish tank, the bar stools, the mural and the patio looks great from what I could see from the inside. Very thoughtful in keeping with the theme of the bar. Happy hour sounds pretty good. $2 off beer and drinks. And $1 oysters, IF they are available. They still have it advertised outside on the chalkboard even if they don't have oysters. Luckily, the food counter is a few steps inside, so you can ask. As for some of the other foods, definitely try the clam roll! It comes out crispy and delicious. The garlic sausage and fries are all right.. Nothing so special. I think some of their other foods might be worth trying. They have some special items during brunch hours too! read more

Great place. Excellent selection of beers and a nice simple tasty menu. My burger was great and my wife had the clam roll which was also fantastic. The fries rule too. We'll be back! read more

The bartender was great, so was the atmosphere! The burger was ok. The fries fantastic! Loved the art and outside patio!

I like this place. A lot. The fries are good, and I love Narragansett. The bartenders are always nice to me. But I am very pretty... read more

I think this place convinced my Carroll Gardens/Cobble Hill friends that South Slope/Greenwood Heights is not just a wannabe Park Slope. We have our own stuff going on. Some good stuff. Dare I say the BEST stuff? I can't think of a better way to spend a summer evening in Brooklyn than in the backyard of Sea Witch with a few friends. Drink a craft beer, chow down on some cheap and tasty food, watch a cat walk across the fence, discuss how awesome/weird it is that there's a koi pond back here, and forget that you live in a borough with 2.5 million other people because for some reason this place is never crowded. Go here! Bring your friends. Heck, bring your parents. I did, and they loved it too! read more

Star for the name, star for the rum selection, two stars for the fish tank behind the bar. Seriously though, this is a solid bar. They have a decent selection of beer, a friendly and fast bar tender (apparently he can drum like a mofo too), good music, a small outdoor patio, and cool decor inside. There's a table for pirate meetings, and the drinks are strong. read more

Great atmosphere and way above average pub food! Fantastic music and booze selections. Looks like the back is about to get a face-lift. Patio alert! Love the wall art. Just a little too out of the the way to be my regular joint. Great to see this part of BK perking up! read more

Sea Witch - Lounges Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

The décor is great and the outside in the back is a great place to have a convo with a friend. The drinks can be better but the bartenders are super nice. Also, the seafood is amazing and the guys cooking are sweet. Great Neighborhood bar :) read more

As a drinking game, you and your friends should take shots every time someone leaves the patio door open when traveling between inside and outside. One hour and you'll all be totally WASTED. The food's good though. read more

I never really write reviews, but that doesn't mean I don't read them. And when I read reviews that were written for 'a friend' or 'my sister and her gay friend' (which is completely irrelevant, Patrick Y.) I get annoyed. Not only because of a second persons account of a situation (Rebecca S.), but it's clear there are people with just angry slams. I have had my fair share of actually having to wait for a drink for a bit, but I understand that there may be circumstances that one may not control. I will wait a little for a nice, cold craft beer as opposed to buying a dusty bottle at Eagle and waiting for that to chill. Beyond that, Sea Witch, a tiny little oasis of happiness. You may have to actually respond to a buzzer to get your food, but at least they have food. Delicious food at that. Picking up your food is still better than making it at home. (Get what's happening here?) Andy has made a serene place with the atmosphere that makes you want to stay for hours without people screaming that the other team sucks. Kyle has made it a place that you feel safe and comfortable walking in alone. As a female in 2014, that's pretty crucial. So, stop that hate. People have off days and I will consider the unfounded reviews I have read your bad day. Now get a service industry job and realize that it's hard dealing with most people's bullshit. Nothing but love, Sea Witch. read more

Cool spot with a nautical theme. Nice beer selection, and I have no idea what the negative reviews are about. The bartender was friendly and it is a bar. If you want food, just for food, go to a restaurant. The food by the way was pretty good. A bit pricey for small portions, but as I said, I ain't there for the food. The décor is really the draw, cool blues and a nice outdoor area in the back complete with pond and fake skeleton. My only complaint is the clientele, young, hipsterish doucherinos that infest the area now. Kind of like the people that made the complaints in the other posts. read more

Excellent vibes, great yard. Their cocktail and beer menu is always changing: Burger and fries were good, not amazing, but inexpensive! I actually just wish they had a burger sauce on them. Overall a great place to hang and drink! read more

You wonder...."Where can I have a ice cold brew over a koi pond in Brooklyn?" Well don't have to wonder anymore. Just come to Sea Witch to be mystified. My gf and I ordered fish tacos, clam roll, and cheese fries with a ice cold brew to relax my nerves from a stressful day at work. "Yum yum" to the food and "ahhh" to the brew(in a refreshed way after a sip) One thing is that was gettin on my nerves was the Mosquitos that were feasting on my legs cuz we sat in the outdoor area by the koi pond, I'm guessing where the Mosquitos were spawning from. Other than that, absolutely love this place. read more

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I love this bar in the summertime! It reminds me of being at the at the beach. When you first walk in, you're greeted with a food stand worthy of any boardwalk. Fried fish sandwiches, oyster rolls, and fish tacos are at the top of my list at this place. But you can't go wrong a BLT or grilled cheese either. After you place your food order -- which you will do because it smells so good -- you walk in to a huge bar area backlight by giant blue fish tanks of cool, but very bored-looking fish. They don't even have a sand castle or a sea plant to swim around. I feel bad for them. But that's neither here nor there. I'm sure they're actually very happy fish. I've never tried cocktails or wine because they have a great beer selection of all my favorites, and when you're at the "beach," you want a beer. But whatever your preferred libation is, make sure to take it out to the back patio where the real fun ensues. Here, you will find a lush garden and babbling stream woven in between all the picnic tables you could want bedecked with lanterns after sundown. And don't forget to say hello to the skeleton of some poor drunkard who, it seems, will forever be trapped under the rocks near the water. If you are one of those people (who I will never understand) who doesn't like to sit outside, there are awesome half-circle booths and good tables inside. But don't do it. The outdoor area is a little oasis. Enjoy it. read more

Their open back yard is relaxing, romantic and very laid back. Together with a magnificent fish tank behind the bar and mellowed out music it was the perfect place to enjoy a midweek drink. At $5 for a beer and a shot I'd say prices are pretty decent as well. read more

Sea Witch - Their open backyard filled with pebbles and a waterfall stream lend to the relaxed and pleasant ambience. Good pricing as well. - Lounges Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

Beautiful, laid back, and inexpensive. It's hard to decide whether to sit inside where you can stare at the tank all night long or head on to the backyard. The food is solid, the drinks are cheap, and the crowd is friendly. They loose one star because of the bartenders who tend to be bad at prioritizing. Ordering a drink often takes a while even when there isn't much of a crowd. They've recently changed the way they handle food - now you go to a kitchen window instead of ordering from the bartender - which might help with the flow at the bar. Fries: amazing! I don't generally like fries but these ones I'll finish. Burger: great proportions and at $6 it can't be beat Clam roll: may I have another, please? Low-key on weekday nights, starting to get hipsterish on weekends. read more

Great fish tacos for 7.50. Loving the artwork and fishtanks everywhere. Outdoor area has a zen like feel to it with the coy pond. Bartender made one of the best whiskey sours I've ever tasted. Would come back. read more

Sea Witch - Artwork near patio. - Lounges Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

This place is great. Cool decor, lots of good beer on tap, and good, cheap food. Service was friendly when we went (they must've gotten rid of the surly bartender everyone complained about). It's cozy and has a great friendly vibe. Plus garden out back for summer. I did expect there to be more seafood on the menu, but at these prices, who can complain? We really needed a place like this in the hood, so yay Sea Witch! read more

Good food, nice staff, and the music is always great, but not so loud that you can't actually talk to the people you're with. I'm a big fan!

If you're looking for a great place to sit outside and drink, you'll love the Sea Witch. The backyard is serene, gorgeous, and has ample seating. You'll be too busy staring at the fish in the pond to realize you've already finished your beer and stuffed your face with french fries. They have a great variety of beers on tap, definitely something for everyone from Dogfish Head and Troegs to Guinness and Brooklyn. And if you're not in the mood for a draft, they've got those ever-present PBR cans that we Brooklynites love so much. Friendly, efficient staff, a great atmosphere, and solid food and beer. Is there anything better than that? read more

Had to change my review of this place... I had originally thought it was such a cute spot and brought my boyfriend back... The cook must've been in a foul mood because he was very attitudey, I wanted to get my two favorite things -'pickled veggie plate and crab Rangoon - the cook muttered under his breath that they were out of those things; Ended up sharing a few things instead - pork schnitzel sandwich, oyster club and fish tacos - all were pretty lackluster, pork was served on a plain white hamburger bun I still maintain that 1. the bartender is nice 2. They have a good selection of beers 3. The backyard patio is very cute Bottom line: come here for drinks but not food read more

I tried the clams. They were good but I did encounter some under cooked ones. The batter was still cold. I'll have to insist on having them cooked longer. This place is primarily a bar. Do not expect an extensive seafood menu here, read more

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Great place. I've been here for a late-night drink and, now, for lunch. The space inside and out is great. I love the sea theme. A great selection of beers on tap and a full bar. The outside space is very nice. We went for lunch and were not disappointed. I go the clam roll, my wife got the grilled cheese, and we split a large fries. The fries were great. Her grilled cheese was spot on and the clam roll was massive and well worth the $11. I'm not a huge fan of clam bellies, but I really enjoyed it all. It's very rich -- because of the clam bellies -- but the cornmeal batter added a nice crunch to the texture. This is def. a place we'll be back to this summer! A great addition to the South Slope/Greenwood area. read more

I really love this place. Living on 23rd street, it's nice to have a bar close by that has a great combo of cheap (yummy!!) food, a great craft beer selection for incredibly reasonable prices ($6 for Brooklyn sorachi ace!) and a lovely outdoor seating area. I've always had great experiences with the bar tenders, and that cheese burger has me coming back with cravings at least once a week. Highly recommended. read more

Sea Witch is a particularly crafted narrow bar space that opens up to a low key backyard, perfect for meeting neighborhood friends and making new ones. The drinks are exactly as expected - consistent, well crafted and not too expensive. From a small window by the front door, you can order an array of fried seafood and snacks when you start to get the munchies - the combination of the salty fried food, refreshing drinks and summer air in the back yard can't be beat. read more

GREAT decor, awesome beer. Pretty good food too. This bar just plain and simple kicks ass!!! read more

Ahoy! Recently had the pleasure of dining at Sea Witch, South Park Slope's new restaurant and bar. (It ain't Windsor Terrace by the way, Yelpers) They get an A+ for atmospherics: novel light fixtures, mottled copper tabletops, an ethereal deep-sea mural featuring the Sea Witch herself, and an ellipsoid salt water fish tank whose lack of reef structure simulates the Atlantic's Abyssal Plain. The food and drink will draw landlubbers and sea scalawags alike, for the price; but the reviews I've seen concerning the quality itself are not on par with the reality. My roommate and I had the burger and were neither impressed nor dissatisfied. Too, with such a great atmosphere I feel like Sea Witch could benefit from getting a few good DJs in, or at least a theme night here and there; even some themed menu items or drink specials like Pirate's Booty, Yo Ho Ho's (hushpuppies?) and a bottle of rum...the possibilities are truly endless. The place is still young, though, so I am 3-stars hopeful that the Sea Witch will find her way rather than getting lost on the open ocean. You'll definitely see this scaley sea dog there again! P.S. Avast, me hearties! They do accept major credit cards. Mark your captain's log! read more

After reading a NY Times article about Sea Witch, I decided to check it out for myself. I must say, I really like this place. It has a chic, non-cheesy Maritime decor replete with waterfalls in the backyard patio area. It attracts a hip but unpretentious mixed crowd. The prices are great, and with the Scoutmob app I got 50% off my entire bill. This is one of my new fave spots, so needless to say... I'll be back! read more

Everything about this bar is amazing. The backyard? Perfect. The bartender? Perfect. The frozen margarita? Perfect. The fries? Perfect. The bartender? Perfect. read more