The wife and I were in Grand Rapids for a week, so I did some googling and picked out a few places I was interested in trying. Among the places was Scholar.
Ambiance/decor: I see what they were aiming for, the bespoke/Chicago/speakeasy type vibe, but it's far from being finished. Perhaps they were running out of time, or the investors were pushing to open because the furniture is there- but there is no decor or soul. The bare white walls make it feel empty. It is hard doing period-style establishments. Unless it's 100% spot on, it ends up looking cheap. They have a mantle with fake old books and pictures of random people, which serves no purpose but is purely a "filler."
Drinks: Courtney's drop wasn't that great, the lemon syrup or concentrate they use wasn't to my liking, also not removing any of the pith from the lemon gave it a powerful bitterness. Major pet peeve of mine.
Secret garden was interesting. We enjoyed that. Stuck to water once the food came out.
Food: Hmm I found it odd to see these line cooks crowded in an extremely tight kitchen when you have 97% of space leftover for bar and dining areas. Often times this is because owners see seats as dollar signs and can't understand the importance of kitchen flow/space. Or it could be a legal issue. Find that unlikely and likely due to poor planning and layout. Food was average, you could expect much better at a local pub. I mean it. Deviled eggs? What is this Fourth of July backyard picnic at Aunt Betty's? Haha. Shrimp cocktail was unimpressive, over boiled shrimp, thrown on ice, half a lemon with muslin cloth, not even put on properly. Do it traditionally if you're trying to be swanky, with a cocktail glass. Oh forgot to mention they use the old bar lemons on our shrimp cocktail. Meaning all the used lemons from bar (same ones they used for my lemon drop garnish) used on my shrimp. Half the outside was missing. Wonder how many condemned fingers and barflys that had been touched by to only be passed on to the kitchen. I assume they'd wash it at least but if you're trying to re use lemons, don't serve them for the guest. Zest them or juice them, use the squeezed/peeled used lemons in your poaching stock (the liquid you poached your shrimp in) ;) Burger was ok, strange they use romaine lettuce pieces on top of the meat, lettuce on top causes the bun to slip as it slides, while lettuce on bottom, the weight of the burger will hold it in to place. Iceberg or gem would've been better not two pieces of romaine. The mini ketchup bottle was cute, but save your money. It does nothing. Just a waste. Scallops had way too hard of a sear, was overdone while the bottom half was normal. This isn't a "dish" or a "main" this is a sharing/starter. And I don't understand charging $52 for three scallops (everything else on plate costs zilch) when you have short rib on the menu for $18 less and the "Delmonico steak" for only $4 more. Doesn't make sense.
Basically the food was boring and didn't match the dining room. Saw someone having pork or some protein with mash and green beans. Reminded me of a retirement home as they were clearly using "portion scoops" to plate the mash. You know those scoops with the side lever to give it that cafeteria styled round portioned presentation? Didn't eat dessert, once I saw the whipped cream and the zig zag drizzling of chocolate sauce I was immediately turned off. Probably ordered in. Which actually can be quite good. No shame.
Overall a decent place to take a date for a drink or two and a fried snack. The actual bar seemed vintage and quite impressive. If I'm going out for American food, I'm not paying someone $200 plus to be fed the same food my grandmother gives me. Meat and veg, meatballs, burgers, soups and salads. Nothing impressive. Hire a actual chef to revamp the menu, bring it to a higher level. Or ditch the earlier American concept as it seems to be limiting your options for culinary creativity. Depression era food? Nah I'm good.
Server was lovely, forgot her name. Unfortunately I was too busy tallying up how much money I was wasting instead of trying to enjoy the company of my wife. read more