I sure don't know how Rand Red Hots managed to avoid my radar during its first six months in business! It's now on my 'faves' list.
My first visit to Rand Red Hots was January 13, 2013. Being blind, I can't comment on the aesthetics of the place. However, Stephanie, my wife for more than 35 years, observed that walking into the joint took her back to the 50's, the decade she made her way into this world.
What really counts is the quality and presentation of the food. The char dog, fries and tamale are quite tasty. I especially like the fresh-cut fries, soft but crispy around the edges. I VERY much prefer them over those of Wendy's, McDonald's and Burger King. Heck, I like them even better than those served at Portillo's...minus the cheese sauce of course.
The char dogs are wrapped in waxed paper and the fries are stuffed into and around the bun, reminiscent of Gene and Jude's in Franklin Park. In fact I understand that both use the Vienna brand, a long-time favorite of Chicago hot dog connoisseurs. The char dogs are topped with mustard, relish and onions (sports peppers and celery salt on request); and even ketchup! Stephanie prefers ketchup on her dog, a lingering bad habit resulting from her ARIZONA UPBRINGING! The Chicago hotdog faithful already know it is sacrilegious to add that red goop to one's Cook County wiener. Being a product of the San Diego area, I couldn't care less (smile).
If you are a fan of Portillo's tamales, you will enjoy Rand Red Hots too as both appear to be identical. If you want a dog and tamale along with fries and a soda, you'll pay less than $7.00 for the combo; and you won't have to wait long for your meal.
Now several non-visual observations: Rand Red Hots is small with only enough seating for 8 customers, 4 at each booth. If you're a short person, I suggest you pass on polishing off your Maxwell Street polish or dog in a booth and head straight for one of the two counters; one is lower than the other to accommodate wheelchairs and children. The acoustics are quieter than your garden variety mom-and-pop food emporium. The TV volume is generally kept mercifully low to keep the noise floor in check. Many restaurants today seem to relish maintaining a cacophonous ambiance to create a pseudo "party" atmosphere. If you wear a couple of hearing aids, as I do, that can be problematic when trying to converse with someone across the table. My cynical self contends that such annoying decibel levels allow the server to blame the noise when he or she botches my order.
The unisex washroom was clean, easy for a blind person to navigate, and in good working order. Seems to be that their practice of buzzing customers in to relieve themselves no doubt discourages the non-paying public from mucking it up. It is unfortunate that, like so many small eating establishments, there is no vestibule to reduce the intrusion of Old Man Winter into the restaurant's interior. I noticed that when I slid across the booth to sit next to the outside wall, as is my custom, I felt a draft, presumably originating from the ventilation system overhead; so I sat on the end furthest from said wall. In the summertime this draft might be welcome, depending upon how well the A.C. performs...or doesn't.
Speaking of summer, there are several sets of tables with attached benches outside that help handle the lunch overflow. One table has no bench on one side to allow for a wheelchair. Interestingly, the outside tables are mustard yellow.
On Dec. 26, 2012 a drive-up window was opened. Rich, the restaurant owner, purchased the lot next door that once housed a mechanic garage. During warm weather months their ample parking lot will no doubt be the home of the ever popular "cruise nights".
Steph and I give Rand Red Hots a solid 4 out of 5. The service is friendly and efficient. As Rand Red Hots is open until 10:00 P.M. every night, we plan to return often, especially when she picks me up at the 5:45 train in downtown Des Plaines and we need to grab a quick din-din before running errands.
Oh, if you desire a larger menu and venue than Rand Red Hots, you'll want to check out another eatery (run by the same family) called Bob-O's at 8258 Irving Park Road near Irving Park and Cumberland on Chicago's north side.
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