I love Poopsies !! You walk into a time warp ! Dark, Warm, Inviting ! With a very small select menu . The pizza is slightly , salty ! Amazing ! I'm in love with the burger med rare cheeses, bacon, sautéed ,onions, mustard with a bag of chips. The drinks are made Enjoyable ! All the waitresses are so friendly ! The bar attenders are very knowledgeable And talented at making amazing drinks! Jenny Olive Jfolco@icloud.com read more

The pizza. I visit poopsies once a month. Six years ago it was the best bar pizza around. Honestly, for the past 2 years the pizza has been inconsistent. Good, bad, awful, edible, ok.... I think it depends on who is working in the kitchen. If you visit when Dan is working, pizza is great. Very disappointing. I am officially boycotting Poopsies pizza. I have given you way too many chances. NOT WHAT YOU USED TO BE. Management should take notice and fix the problem! You used to be well known for great pizza. Think that ship has sailed. read more

Poopsie's is located in beautiful Marshfield, MA. This is the absolute best pub pizza! They have pitchers of beer! Who does that anymore? Very old school atmosphere...paneling and such but immaculate! Handicap accessible, plenty of parking. They get very busy at dinner time with lots of takeout pizzas! You have to try it. You'll love it! Obviously a huge recommend! read more

Poopsie's - Hamburger pizza - Sports Bars Near Me - Pembroke, Massachusetts

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This is a very dated restaurant. The rug is so dirty that your shoes stick to it as you walk. The waitress act like you are bothering them. The worst service I've experience. The pizza is not worth the wait. Might consider just ordering take out from this restaurant. read more

Pizza was overcooked and toppings were wrong after waiting an hour. Bartender John very nice but place is overrated. Wouldn't go back. Dive bar and cash only. read more

Poopsie's - Cheese pizza tasted burnt - Sports Bars Near Me - Pembroke, Massachusetts

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Yum ! My pizza was delicious! The service was great too. The ambience was nostalgic. Lady attended us well. read more

Poopsie's - Chili - Sports Bars Near Me - Pembroke, Massachusetts

Sat down at table in bar area. Another guest was 15 minutes away, so ordered two pizza's to save time at 5:40 PM on a Saturday. Pizza made it to the table at 7:05. Waitress said she told me it was an hour plus, not true. I would have left the restaurant had I known at least an hour to get a pizza in the restaurant. No complaints with the pizza--waiting over an hour at a table is completely unacceptable. read more

Step back into 1973 with the ambience of this restaurant. At 1230 the bar was as jam packed as the parking lot. The restaurant dining area was full too. One server who managed ALL the tables. She was excellent. Pizza was perfectly cooked with a nice crusty "toasted" cheese. Only complaint was the time for the pizza to arrive. CASH ONLY. read more

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This is always talked about as a go-to.. went in today, sat down, and ordered two pies...nothing crazy. Ordered at 6:05, waited until 6:57 to be told by our server our pizza wasn't even in the oven after she said it's the next one out and she put it in at 5:45... I wasn't even 10 miles within the restaurant at 5:45. I'll never go back. The bar pie lore isn't slightly worth it. It's a place for local townies to feel like they're a part of something. "Sooooo I have bad news?" read more

Went in for a quick beer and a sandwich at lunch time. Bar tender had an attitude and was drowning in the weeds. Below is the $10 turkey sandwich I got which was inedible. read more

Poopsie's - Turkey sandwich - Sports Bars Near Me - Pembroke, Massachusetts

Poopsie's reputation in the South Shore Bar Pizza scene precedes itself so I was looking forward to trying this 'gem.' Upon entering, you get that old school vibe. Dark, wood paneling, old school chairs at round tables, the bar has limited options and a very old bartender. I got even more excited about the pizza. The place was super busy (It was a Friday day during Christmas vacation.) Our waitress wasn't really that friendly. She told us on average it takes 30 mins for a pizza, but today she just placed a large order so it would be 40. We went with a pepperoni pizza and a ghost pepper and banana peppers pizza. Laced & well done (Is there any other way?) Looked amazing but upon a few bites I felt a certain way... I hate Lynwood's crust. I felt Poopsie's crust is similar but done better. Is it a little dry and a few steps above cardboard to me. Poopsie's isn't my number one for bar pizza and am confused at why they are so revered... read more

Poopsie's - a pepperoni pizza on a plate - Sports Bars Near Me - Pembroke, Massachusetts

First time here.. and the beer was cold started with a Greek salad with tuna. For $11 dollars so not worth it. Iceberg lettuce and a scoop of tuna. Maybe $6 at most Got the special house pizza. Pepperoni and onion and peppers Ingredients were tasty but the crust was reminiscent of frozen pizza. Cracker crust and not buttery or flavorful. Don't get the hype.. read more

If you are here for the pizza here you will find a great representation of the much celebrated South Shore bar pie! There isn't anything not to like as you get all the features of the regional classic you'd come to expect . Not being a Mass Native many people recommended this place and everyone knows the name of it because it is a classic . I got my pizzas to go and the woman who helped me was very sweet. The takeaway pizzas came sandwiched between two plates wrapped in a brown paper bag- a package I not only found practical, but also thought it's no frills folksy container was an act of confidence if you will -like it didn't need a grand box to show off what it knew it had in spades. I scarfed my pizza down right there in the lot as our kids didn't want to dine in and were in full "are we there yet" mode on our road trip north. Poopsie's has a very old school vibe so take all that in and enjoy it for what it is , a great place for a bar pie and some beers ! read more

Poopsie's - Pizza with pepperoni - Sports Bars Near Me - Pembroke, Massachusetts

I grew up here. And I don't get it. Bar pizza is one step up from Elios and you people who claim it to be some kind of culinary delight are hanging on to a bygone era of the 80s when our parents smoked indoors. My god this stuff is terrible. read more

This is one of the top 3 bar pizzas in the south shore. Need to order early though place is extremely popular.

Best bar pizza it was so good! We dined in and it has a very townie feel. Service was good

After a few people were served before us, although they arrived after us, we were told, just a few more minutes. 20 minutes later, we inquired again. And this time was told it's because one of the pizza has extra toppings, and it takes much longer. So I asked them to bring out the other ones, (one was for my 3yo- so pizza-cool-down-time would have been great), and I was rudely told they weren't ready yet either. We waited over an hour on a slow weekday. Sad to think this cash-only, hole in the wall/dump will survive based on heated battle of Best Bar Pizza- it blows my mind they are even a contender let a lone frequently voted best. I can't blame people for wanting to try based on all the hype, but after you go once, there is really no need to go back. read more

True Score: 5 Stars Rear 5 star review because of the delicious bar pizza and atmosphere. Their rendition of a bar pizza is in my top 5 of all of the contenders. They know how to cook a pizza, crispy. We got a mushroom onion and a roni with laced edges. Delicious, throw a great old school dark bar with the classic chandelier lighting. What a gem, the bartender treated so well, too. The kind of place that you grab a cold beer and bar pie and let the day pass away. This places setup is why they call them "bar pies!" Love love love, Poopsie's! A must stop for anyone if you are in the area. Thanks read more

3 words: GHOST. PEPPER. CHEESE. This place is as old-school as it gets. Stepping through the doors is like stepping into a time-warp machine. Wood-paneled walls, carpeted floors, dark furniture, excellent pizza. This is one of those places that cannot (and should not) change after all this time. The pizza here is one of my top fav bar pizzas of all time. The dough, sauce and cheese combo is so classic. I love how all of these OG bar pizza joints have something that is unique to them. For Poopsie's, it's the ghost pepper cheese pizza. I don't know of any other place (bar pizza or not) where you can get this as a topping. The best way I can describe it is it is not hot/spicy, but makes your mouth warm. I've never had anything like it and I absolutely love it. I also love The Beauty pizza, which is just diced pepperoni & onions but it's delicious. This place is a must-try for any bar pizza connoisseur! read more

Poopsie's - The Beauty, Bacon & Pineapple, Ghost Pepper Cheese - Sports Bars Near Me - Pembroke, Massachusetts

I was a bit disappointed with my Poopsie's experience. I had heard so many great things and rave reviews, but it really didn't hit for me. The pizza crust was honestly the worst part of the whole thing. It tasted like thick stale crackers. Sort of cardboard-y. Friends of ours got the cauliflower crust and honestly that was 10 times better than the regular crust. The pizza was saved by the toppings, great sauce, and great distribution. We got them well done as always recommended. But because the crust was so bad, the edges weren't really laced. I did try the chili which was actually quite nice (with onions and cheese!). The ambiance is incredible mainly because it's so divey and well decorated. The wood paneled walls really make it! They've also decorated for Christmas which makes it extra cozy. I'm hoping it was just a bad crust day, but since we drove about 50 minutes just for the pizza, I don't anticipate visiting again anytime soon. read more

The pizza was great and the service was excellent! But so noisy! To be fair it was a Saturday so lots of families.

Won't go back. Went there on our way to an event with 1.5 hours to eat and relax. Something obviously got mixed up because the food took well over an hour and the rude server offered no explanation or apology. Forced to take the food to go and rush to our event without eating. Once we had a chance to eat, the food was ok. read more

After a long day of work, I was pooped, so I decided to head to Poopie's with my 5 adoptive black African children! Poopie's pizza was outstandingly exquisite food. I had taken my adopted African children and the service was famously perfect. I was wearing my tight puma pants. The restaurant had a historic look as if it's been there for centuries. One flaw with the food served is that once I have returned back to my humble abode with my five adoptive African children, I had a rather overwhelming rumbly in my tummy. read more

Didn't live up to the hype for me. Place was dark and dirty. Pizza was probably my least favorite south shore style pizza I've had. Cash only. Waitress was friendly and on point though. Still - wouldn't recommend or return. read more

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I love Poopsie's. It's been in the same location for years. The interior is comfortable and unfussy. The waitresses are great. The pizza is fantastic and the prices are low. What more could you ask fo? ghost Pepper pizza? Poopsie's has got you covered. There should be a monument erected for this place. Inexpensive but delicious. Cash only. Free parking. Woooooooo, baby! read more

Best chili pizza. Renowned bar pies. Cash only so bring the bank roll. Highly recommend when cash in hand.

We've heard about this place for awhile and finally decided to check it out last Saturday for lunch. What we've heard is that this is the place to go for their thin-crust bar pizza. We were ready. It's located in a Pembroke strip mall with an inviting old-school facade. I don't know about you but I've found quite a few hidden gems in strip malls over the years. Never discount a strip mall restaurant! Upon entering it looked like we had stepped back in time to the 1970s and I mean that in a good way. It's a large, dark paneled space, with an acoustic tile ceiling and overhead lighting that some of us remember from childhood. Despite it being a sunny day it was on the dark side indoors. Although it's November now I could see that dark cavernous space being especially appreciated on a broiling summer day when you want nothing more on a scorching day than to escape the relentless sun in a cool dark bar. There were quite a few people when we arrived but there were still plenty of seats. You are welcome to seat yourself. To the left of the restaurant there is a bar and a few TVs with the sound on low. We sat as far from the bar (and TVs) as possible and weren't bothered at all by any TV noise. Our wait person greeted us quickly and took our drink orders. If you're not terribly hungry two people really could share one pizza but these are smaller bar-style pies. My husband and I each ordered one. I got mine with onions and anchovies. Yes, I am an anchovy gal! He ordered a mushroom, onion and black olive pizza. There is a bit of a wait for the pizzas so sit back and relax with a beverage. We each ordered a beer. I went old-school and got a Miller on draft while my husband got a Stella. This is not a craft beer joint and for that we were both grateful. Sorry, hipsters but we hate craft beers. When the pizzas arrived they were beautiful, steaming, thinly crusted pies. My heart skipped a beat and for a moment was propelled back to my childhood when my dad would take me to a local pizza restaurant in NYC very similar in look and feel to Poopsies. I had a misty moment. I noted a bit of char on the crust which made my heart soar because to me, a bit of pizza crust char is essential. These pizzas (technically "pizze") had the right balance of sauce, cheese and a judicious application of toppings. There was just enough onion on my pizza and the perfect number of anchovies. They weren't overwhelmed with sauce. Given how bold and salty the flavor of anchovies are you have to be careful with them. This was bar pizza deliciousness extraordinaire. The pace here is relaxed, the atmosphere is friendly and no one is rushed. It was such a pleasant and delicious lunch where we in fact felt like lingering. We've heard that on Friday nights Poopsies is packed to the gills. I guess we won't ever go then. For sure we will be back for another weekend lunch. If pizza is not your thing there are plenty of other menu items like hamburgers, chili, salads, and the like but what Poopsies is known for is thin-crust old-school pizzas. The prices are quite reasonable. Please note that this is a cash only place! It may have taken awhile for us to get ourselves here but we are really glad we did. We'll be back. read more

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The restaurant was practically empty, we waited over 75 mins for just pizza. The waitress was rude, curt and could not remember to bring our soda. The pizza was burned black on the bottom/crust. We put $5 in the jute box, which had lights on, and the music did not play or refund our money. Overall, disgraceful experience! :( read more

I don't get the hype. There was an 1.5 hour wait early on a Saturday so we decided to sit outside. The pizza was fine but it was picnic tables and not my favorite. We got ours burnt/crispy and it was just slightly crispy and still pretty soggy. We got salads and pitchers of beer to start which were good but if you have pitchers of beer, usually the pizza turns into 10/10. The fact that a pitcher could not save the pizza was bad... read more

they served me poop not a pizza do not get pizza because they dont even give you pizza

Was told we had to try Poopsie's.... Had a pizza and salad. Delicious. I highly recommend the Julienne salad with ham and turkey. Grab a pitcher of soda ..... it's free refills and it's fountain soda. Yummy. If you are in the area - stop on in. It's worth the wait (if there's a wait) read more

I guess I'm never going to taste Poopsie's pizza... Could not get through on phone so drive over and walked in to order I got a very snappy response when I tried to order a takeout pizza in person 'it takes at least 30 minutes and they have a bazillion orders ' I'm glad they're so busy, but I will not ever step foot there again . So make sure you order ahead of time because they do not like walkins. read more

If you like stale cracker crust and waiting forever for it, this is your place. If you like indifferent staff that act inconvenienced by your presence, come on down. Truly do not understand why this place is so crowded. Domino's is better, and I don't really like Domino's. If you are in the area and want a south shore bar pie that is literally 20 times better, go to the Venus in Brant Rock. read more

I would give zero but it's not letting me. Over an hour wait for cardboard crust pizza could have made better at home. do not go here read more

This place sucks. Go else where for pizza and food. Seriously, I don't understand how this place is packed. Dominos is miles better than Poopsies. Barely see any young people there, mostly aunts and uncles, now I know why. We got 2 pizza's, an appetizer and it took them an hour and a half, the older ladies try their best but they absolutely need training on how to take care of customers and some common sense. They are not efficient at all at doing their job. Everyone of the staff look depressing, not a single smile or greet. The pizza were salty af, crust is alright, but would not go back again. There are no signs that says seat yourself, and we stood there making eye contact until a customer said find a table and wait for service. This place is cash only but there is an ATM inside. read more

Hubby and like the family owned local bars/restaurants. This one in Pembroke is great. The pizza is their claim to fame, most to go orders have at least 5 pizzas. However, they have a nice assortment of sandwiches and burgers. So the regular burgers are on the small side. We love that cause we can't eat a half pound burger anymore. They also have potato salad! Where can you get house made potato salad these days. Staff and customers ate very welcoming. Prices are good too! Thank you Poopsies. read more

Everything is great, the cauliflower crust is better than the original, pitchers of miller light and bar pizza is the best.

I've only came here 2 times, and this place gives my anxiety. IT LIVES UP TO ITS NAME!I feel bad writing the review, but I wanted to give my honest opinion. Compared to Mcdonalds, Mcdonalds is first class gourmet. It took 1 hour 30 mins to get the food, and 30 mins to pay. Oh and you may need to bring a scale to weigh the amount of grease on your pizza. A low quality frisbe does not taste nice. You must have lots of time to waste when you come here. Only two waitreses were avalible, and the seat your self rule is just strange. When you pick your own table, they are covered in crumbs, and my friend sat in water on her chair. This place is a disaster. The game machine also stole my money. Cheese Pizza was a frisbee with cheese. IT LIVES UP TO ITS NAME!!! read more

Great bar pizza, pitchers of beer, ambiance. Poopsie's hasn't changed since I was a child and that makes it such a fun and charming place to eat. read more

I wasn't much of a fan of the pizza, though (full disclosure) I've yet to find a bar pizza I really enjoy. The ambiance was old-time local spot, which I enjoyed. The staff were very nice to us. The kitchen turnaround on the pizzas was pretty slow. read more